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“HEY, KIDS! Try the Schumer-Rubio Immigration Maze Game!”

It’s all the rage!

Incidentally, it’s come to my attention that in pro-“comprehensive immigration reform” ads, Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Democrats pandering to the unions and a host of RINOs shilling for corporatists, are all billing themselves as “conservatives” these days.

Which I suspect really screws up the political continuum, placing leftist cronyism and totalitarianism on the right, leaving the left entirely free of all but anarcho communists, and driving constitutionalism, classical liberalism, and libertarianism to some hitherto unexplored area of the spectrum where presumably unbelievers in Constitutional fetishism determined to beat back plans for secession are lined up and put to death by canons built to fire balled up Bible passages soaked in crude oil and then baked in the same ovens used to dispose of women who demand shoes and driving privileges.

Brave New Worlds! Behold!

56 Replies to ““HEY, KIDS! Try the Schumer-Rubio Immigration Maze Game!””

  1. Silver Whistle says:

    Shoes and driving privileges? The hell you say. I’m going to welcome our new crony capitalist overlords.

  2. Libby says:

    It’s in English, racist! /sarc

  3. cranky-d says:

    Rubio can… eh, insert your own pejorative here.

    One suggestion is “kiss my ass” but I know how creative the people here are, so I’m sure someone can do better.

  4. John Bradley says:

    are all billing themselves as “conservatives” these days

    It’s almost like our Ruling Class are trying to control us through language, but that’s just crazy-talk. And most unhelpful, to boot — there are elections to win, y’know.

  5. newrouter says:

    she of Obama on Your Shoulder

    I’m somewhat sympathetic to the notion that, because gas taxes pay for roads, it’s unfair for those who aren’t buying gas to get what critics call a literal free ride. This problem is more pronounced with bike riders who argue for reconfiguration of entire cities’ roads without throwing a whole bunch in the pot. But the larger point is how elaborately stupid, counterproductive, and at odds with itself idiotic governments become in using our money to push for one policy with subsidized products, only to turn around and complain that all those subsidies are costing them money. Um, yes, that’s what we were saying years ago when you started subsidizing these cars with thousands of our dollars and lecturing us about how awesome it was going to be. STEP AWAY FROM THE RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINES IN YOUR MINDS. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING.

    link

  6. SBP says:

    ‘One suggestion is “kiss my ass”’.

    That’s “beso mi culo”, Anglonormative hater.

  7. dicentra says:

    “Bésame el culo,” more like.

  8. geoffb says:

    Zuckerberg’s “Americans for a Conservative Direction” have been running the same ad in heavy rotation on Limbaugh’s show here in SW Michigan. It is just one lie after another.

  9. geoffb says:

    [A]re all billing themselves as “conservatives” these days.

    I think the term is “Commonsense conservatives,” Big “C” on the “Commonsense” for the “Commonsense” [poll tested] sect and small “c” for the minority slice.

  10. newrouter says:

    “It’s almost like our ruining Ruling Class”

  11. newrouter says:

    coming orangeman attractions

    Earlier today, Brewer challenged the authority of the Republican-led state legislature and rammed through a vast expansion of the Medicaid program through Obamacare. A “Brewer Coalition” of every Democrat and a handful of Republicans engineered a 3:40 a.m. house vote, refusing to answer any questions about the controversial measure. The legislation was rushed through the state senate and is now on the governor’s desk.

    link

  12. geoffb says:

    Then there is the called conservative “Evangelical Immigration Table” which exists only in the illegal sense which must mean that the IRS has delivered waivers to everyone/every group that is involved in it as they are all breaking the law.

    I guess that makes them authentically undocumented themselves.

  13. The arseholes took a perfectly wonderful word, ‘gay’*, and destroyed it but I’m not going to let the rat bastards take the word ‘conservative’.

    They can pry it out of my cold, dead keyboard.

    ________________________________________
    * Ex: I’ll Be Seeing You
    I’ll be seeing you in ev’ry lovely summer’s day
    In everything that’s light and gay
    I’ll always think of you that way
    I’ll find you in the morning sun and when the night is new
    I’ll be looking at the moon but I’ll be seeing you

  14. sdferr says:

    Jo sings.

  15. newrouter says:

    bob that’s so gay or faggot

  16. newrouter says:

    faggots are anti darwin, gays are happy about it

  17. sdferr says:

    Also faggots, and then, on the other hand, the militantly gay.

  18. BigBangHunter says:

    – Who’s Bob?….. *smack*

    What????…..Ohhh… sorry….

  19. newrouter says:

    just to be clear i think sex is mostly about procreation, the rest is proggtard tribalism

  20. Speaking of faggots, those filthy English cook and eat them.

  21. EBL says:

    As goes Chicago, so goes the Nation…

    And the only cure, according to our GOP elites, are millions of creative fecund aliens! So what if they are illegal.

  22. David Block says:

    Cornyn’s webpage says that their phones are freaking out so I sent them an e-mail instead.

    That rat bastard better watch his vote or he will never see another one of mine.

  23. BigBangHunter says:

    – 300 Marines in Jordon, and that’s just what we know about…

    – The Progtards are tying themselves in pretzels trying to find something about Bumblefuck that’s any different than what Boooooosh did.

    – They’re going to need more garbage collectors to clean the WH fence of chains and peacenik bodies.

  24. geoffb says:

    about Bumblefuck that’s any different than what Boooooosh did.

    How about allied with al Qaeda for one.

  25. newrouter says:

    “How about allied with al Qaeda for one.”

    new and different.

  26. BigBangHunter says:

    How about allied with al Qaeda for one.

    – They can’t get past the “bagger” comments to even start to deal with that little gem. As a matter of fact Jug ears is now officially breaking one of the anti-terrorist fed laws with every act.

    – In other Utopian news…. “Why not go right to full default and reset so they can start ratcheting up even more food stamps?

  27. RiverC says:

    So, how long you think before it goes down? Within the year? Do we have a little longer?

  28. newrouter says:

    the failed proggtard state will be “propped upped” at least until her hillary rules

  29. BigBangHunter says:

    – The Lefturd admin/Treasury will just keep printing more and more money. The first black president cannot be allowed to fail.

  30. newrouter says:

    the failed proggtard state will last until the “new” hoover ” marco 2020″

  31. happyfeet says:

    i’m ready for a new maze game I got this one memorized

  32. -Counter Jo Stafford, Francis Albert:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P12PjCZ3fBo

    -‘faggots’? I used to smoke four packs of ’em per day.

  33. BigBangHunter says:

    – From the book “Nothing escapes the bony fingers of the bureaucracy. Reminders of another Chamber of commerce in Amity Mass.” ; The Politics of Nessie.

  34. BigBangHunter says:

    – BTW, dispite the sloppiness of the lede, I doubt anyone questions the existence of the Loch itself.

  35. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    Granted it was Ann Coulter (yes, she’s an annoying shrieker & shaped like a bucket of deer antlers), but…busted watch and whatnot.

    Paraphrased:

    Ask your Hispanic maid/ gardener/ lawn guy how they feel about the new amnesty. If they say, “Si, se pude! I’m excited Senior!” Say back, “Me too, me too. Soon they’ll be 10 or 15 new Americans knocking on my door offering to do for $10 bucks an hour what I pay you $20.”

  36. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    To cover the spread…the minority welfare/ EBT/ SSI/ Obamaphone nation, militant gays (just on this thread there’s faggots everywhere!), immigration “reform”, politicians, Obama’s KGB [insert any alphabet soup agency here]…

    I’m gonna have to go with my very much missed, late Grandpa:

    I ain’t racist…I’m prejudiced. A racist man is no good inside. A prejudiced man just has good common sense.

  37. Drumwaster says:

    So, how long you think before it goes down? Within the year? Do we have a little longer?

    7-10 years… political inertia is as inescapable as the physical kind.

    Still time to start learning those essential skills and trying to figure out where the cards will actually land when the house collapses.

  38. Spiny Norman says:

    geoffb

    Zuckerberg’s “Americans for a Conservative Direction” have been running the same ad in heavy rotation on Limbaugh’s show here in SW Michigan. It is just one lie after another.

    Same here in SoCal. One lie after another, every single word, including “the”, “a”, and “and” is either disingenuous or an outright lie. Their name “Americans for a Conservative Direction” is about as Orwellian as it gets. I don’t listen to Rush’s show as much as I used to – he seems to have lost about 99% of his sense of humor in recent years – but those commercials are the only thing that has ever made me say out loud “oh, fuck you!” and shut off the radio. Even audio clips of Barry O’Bumbles latest stuttering bullshit doesn’t make me do that quite yet.

    If Marco Rubio and Paul Ryan actually approve of those horseshit ads, I would gladly contribute to any primary opponent of theirs the next time they’re up for reelection.

  39. leigh says:

    I practically never listen to talk radio anymore. If I’m running errands, I try to catch whoever is on Rush, Beck (seldom), Herman Cain, Laura Ingaham, etc. It seems like most of the time I hit them in their blocks of commercial time. Buy gold! Lifelock! Survival food! Spare me.

    I end up listening to jazz or singing along with ancient rock and roll.

  40. Spiny Norman says:

    Mark Steyn filling in for Rush is not to be missed, leigh.

    Seriously!

  41. leigh says:

    Oh, I’ll listen if Steyn is on, Spiny. “I am your undocumented guest host . . .” He’s hilarious.

  42. cranky-d says:

    I hope people clicked on my above link. I stumbled upon it and was quite surprised.

  43. serr8d says:

    Oh, OT; heard top-of-the-hour news whilst out running errands. Bammy speaking somewhere, on the significance of Father’s Day; he barks out this first sentence…

    ‘…parenting is important, whether one is GAY or straight…’

    What a self-referential buffoon. And, gay parents, aren’t parents. Parents are a male and a female raising a child, married of course. All other combinations are inadequate to any child’s well-being..

    There’s nothing more troubling then hearing the term ‘gay’ referencing Father’s Day. Spoken by Bammy, not surprising but still damned annoying.

  44. happyfeet says:

    parents are a male and a female raising a child, married of course. All other combinations are inadequate to any child’s well-being.

    this of course means that Bristol Palin isn’t a parent then

    I don’t know why she hasn’t give up her kid to a real family with a mommy and a daddy

    she probably just doesn’t know any better

  45. leigh says:

    There are a lot of infertile heterosexual couples out there who would love to have children. Why should queers get to line jump?

  46. sdferr says:

    There’s nothing more troubling then hearing the term ‘gay’ referencing Father’s Day.

    Oh I don’t know, as I suspect more than a few fathers think Father’s day is as gay as gay can be, and would rather be up to something else entirely, like hacking away at a nicely grilled chunk of meat, downing another cold beer, watching a game in peace, or being off playing golf with his buddies — as opposed to spending time celebrating himself.

  47. BigBangHunter says:

    – Fathers day always seemed an affectation, as well as somewhat effeminent to me, but because it seemed important to my daughter I always play along. Easy if there’s no game on that day.

  48. leigh says:

    We let Dad do his thing on Father’s Day. Grilled food, booze, leave him alone all works well here at the ranch. My dad watches the game, grills, makes his own highballs and chills in his den when he’s had enough company.

  49. cranky-d says:

    BTW, my link was to a Luke Skywalker action figure on ebay. It sold for over $12K.

    I think that’s one of the craziest things I’ve seen in a long time.

  50. John Bradley says:

    And yet a similiar new-in-box Skywalker figure from the same time sold for $315 in a different listing. I think the thing that made your listing super-valuable was that not only hadn’t it been opened, but it hadn’t even been sold, what with the un-punched rod-hanger thingy.

    Who, besides Al Gore, could have imagined that the punched/unpunched status of an irrelevant little hunk of paper could make such a huge difference?

  51. mondamay says:

    What a surprise: Math is no strong suit for this senator:

    Republicans are “in a demographic death spiral” and will fail in their effort to win the presidency if the party blocks an immigration overhaul, a leading GOP senator said Sunday.

    Sen. Lindsey Graham, the South Carolina Republican who helped write a bipartisan immigration bill under debate in the Senate, said conservatives who are trying to block the measure will doom the party and all but guarantee a Democrat will remain in the White House after 2016?s election.

  52. mondamay says:

    Re: Skywalker figurine

    I had one of those, but I’m not sure I ever had the box. My brother and I had about 15 of them on some kind of collector’s shelf that had rotating platforms for the figures that made them move back and forth. They didn’t stay on that thing long. If there were toys, we’d play with them. If I recall correctly, Luke’s head broke off.

    12,000 plus for a toy; either inflation is really bad, or people are desperate for any kind of investment…

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