I am writing to alert you of several facts that to date seem repeatedly somehow to elude your sensibilities. Chief among them is this observation: You are a dinosaur, not a dignitary. You are a rubbery, liver-spotted fuck toy for the Democrats and the media, not a distinguished member of an august body whose honor you promote and protect. And your daughter, insofar as she pretends to conservatism of any sort, is even dumber than you are; which, looking at the glass as half full, means that thankfully we may not have to wait many generations for your family's political flame to finally, happily, die out.
-- Instead, that will likely happen on its own when your progeny and their progeny encounter great intellectual difficulty trying to figure out fire.
Your time is up, Senator. Your moment on the historical stage has passed, and you are left with a legacy of failure after failure that in DC somehow translates into stature. To borrow from Bill Ayers's (yes, Senator, I went there!) borrowing of Bob Dylan, you don't need a weatherman to see which way the wind blows.
Bow gracefully from the stage or be forced off it in ignominy. Time to take stock, Senator. Real stock -- not the bullshit that's fed you by your enablers and by the liberal backslapers who use you like a political dildo whenever they're feeling a little randy, then laugh behind your back when you volunteer to lube up yet again.
I offer these words with all due respect. Please consider them in the spirit with which they were offered.
Yours,
protein wisdom
cc: Sarah Palin.
yes yes yes
– The problem with senility is it’s its own best defense.
I was wondering if Jeff had taken the day off and left Darleen to post fodder for us malcontents to chew over. I got about this far:
You are a rubbery, liver-spotted fuck toy for the Democrats and the media.
…before I realized that Jeff was definitely in the house.
“I find this ‘letter’ outrageous and offensive” —Senator McBragg
I’d be checking the skies overhead, boss. That is, if Sen. Depends McMaverick can ever get that “Drone Strike” app on his iPhone to update.
Wacko bird!
Perfect. Long-serving Senators and Congressmen of either stripe are the ultimate examples of seniority trumping accomplishment.
how meghan’s coward daddy and roobs are exploiting the IRS rape of our fellow citizens to shove through their hasty convoluted immigration scheme is sick sick sick
america is supposed to be better than this
I tweeted this up to MeggieMac. Getting blocked by her is on my to-do list for this year.
Yeah. But he’s a member of the Party, maybe even the Inner Party (one never knows about these things). And you’re just a Prole.
I haven’t actually seen video of McCain in quite a while, so I was shocked when watching this video (the first one) of him making the appalling argument that the Senate should just go ahead and pass the horrible immigration reform bill because the House is like totally gonna shut it down anyways. He looks and sounds like a querulous, semi-lucid old man who somehow wandered away from the senior citizen daycare field trip and ended up in front of a microphone.
It’s long past time for this guy to go.
Put him (and Leahy too) on a Repeal the Seventeenth Amendment poster.
Add Feinstein, Schumer, Reid, and Boxer to that post, Ernst.
And all of the above would fit rather well on a Repeal the Sixteenth Amendment poster, also.
Dear Senator McCain,
Have received your recent letter demanding I get off your lawn.
Senator, I’m afraid you’re mistaken; I’m not on your lawn. You’re on mine.
NOW GET OFF IT!
To paraphrase Dan Ackroyd:
McCain, you ignorant slut,…
– You left out Pilosi. She’ll be insulted.
I’m up for getting rid of the 16th and 17th Amendments….and I’m kind of getting iffy about the 19th……..
I think we are well past the time when term limits are necessary. We got two terms for the president, and we need the same for senators, plus a repeal of the 17th amendment. Four terms for House apes. Also, I guess we need to nip nepotism in the bud and prohibit relatives from holding the same office in successive generations (looking at you Bushes and Clintons).
Democracy and dynasties are incompatible….
Unfortunately, despite her threats/ promises, Meggy didn’t quit the Republican party, so I did.
“BigBangHunter says May 24, 2013 at 1:45 pm
– You left out Pilosi. She’ll be insulted.”
I don’t understand. Where’s the problem?
I saw Dole on some news show interview today on Fox. He really looks like shit now. He looked way more feeble than the last time I saw him.
He’s pushing 90 by now, if not already there.
…turning 90 in July, according to Wikipedia.
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McCain, Graham defend Obama State. Dept. nominee linked to Benghazi
Of course they do. It’s the polite thing to do for your colleagues across the aisle and the “good man” in the White House.
Seriously, is there even one issue on which Grumpy Old Man and Princess Lindsey still pretend at least to act like conservatives?
Too subtle.
He’s not getting any younger, you know.
cc: Ted Cruz
Sen. Cruz will be thrilled to see his “friend” from across the aisle lauded… oh wait.
McCain is a backstabby pussy…
McCain and Leahy should both be given the Dick Cheney salute and then sent off to a home
Sorry Wormtongue but Sharkey and you don’t get to decide whether the Shire needs scouring or not. It’s up to the hobbits and their wacko bird allies.
He got re-elected. From his POV, that is not just the most important thing, it is the only thing that matters at all. And both Arizona and national media went deep in the tank to make sure that he did. So that paid off, too.