“You don’t know what freedom is because you never lost it!”
A survivor of the communist takeover of Cuba schools Democrat gun-grabbers in Oregon who, like their Democrat peers across the country, are following in lock-step with the national party and hoping to use the tragedy in Newtown to rob law-abiding citizens of their natural right to self-protection — be it against predatory criminals or a tyrannical government.
Reached for comment, Maverick Republican Senator John McCain called Mr Martinez a “weird-sounding wacko bird” and asked if we couldn’t maybe trade him back to Cuba for one of the good kind of Hispanics, like the ones who live in the shadows and only come out to pick our lettuce or wash our dishes. He even offered to throw in Ted Cruz to “sweeten the deal.”
Then he tried to fart quietly and accidentally pissed himself instead.