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Pursuant to my last post: “$384,949 Federal Study Looks at ‘Plasticity in Duck Penis Length'”

— Which, that’s something the Beards likely could have been convinced to do for couple three crawfish pies, some blackened crappies, a mess of armadillo eggs, and maybe some pralines and a batch of banana pudding.

Honestly.   Yalies studying duck penises?  When we have perfectly good private-sector Louisianans capable of telling us all we need to know in a 5 minute phone call?  No wonder our national debt is what it is.

Unhappy happy happy.

20 Replies to “Pursuant to my last post: “$384,949 Federal Study Looks at ‘Plasticity in Duck Penis Length'””

  1. happyfeet says:

    the duck penis study is a lot cheaper than the study about the drunk-ass lesbians

    more wang for your duck means more bang for your buck i guess

  2. I hate it when you do that.

  3. sdferr says:

    I forget: what was the arms race problem the ducks were trying to solve?

    Oh wait, that may be too teleologist-ist.

  4. geoffb says:

    Some Yalies have the credentials.

    Nine percent of Yale University students who participated in a recent survey on sexual behavior reported having been paid for sex at least once. Three percent said they had participated in bestiality, and more than half said they had “engaged in consensual pain” during sex.

  5. Ouroboros says:

    Hey, this is important research.

    Viagra has made men hard on demand, but to fully keep our women satisfied we need to learn how to bend it into odd angles and shapes like our lesbian sisters do with their plastic toys… that or evolve smaller fists. Anatidael Plasticity is the future. FGM to pacify our women doesn’t seem to be an option.. not anymore.

  6. bgbear says:

    ducks are kinda shy about these things and they should really leave them alone

  7. Silver Whistle says:

    Remember when the guidance counsellor in high school talked over potential careers with you in senior year? Bet duck dick researcher wasn’t on the list.

  8. I think this story is a canard.

  9. sdferr says:

    heh, like a canard in every pot and a cybicle in every gayrodge.

  10. Squid says:

    You just know that if we look over on the Arts side of things, we’ll find a similar grant for some sculptor to make reproductions of the duck wangs. Made out of material recycled from old dildos, I’m sure.

  11. sdferr says:

    Oregon U. maintains a discrete silence (save for a stifled “unnnnh”), while enjoying the fondle.

  12. Swen says:

    Other than Bill Clinton, the duck is about the only critter with a corkscrew penis. That quacks me up!

  13. beemoe says:

    Pigs do also.

  14. John Bradley says:

    …which is handy to know when you’ve got a bottle of wine, no corkscrew, and a conveniently located (and sexually aroused) male duck.

    Or a pig.

  15. palaeomerus says:

    “armadillo eggs”

    Naw mang. Dillo’s shit their young’uns out live.

    And yeah you HAVE to do that joke when talking about fried jalapeno appetizers. I don’t know why. But it is mandatory.

  16. sdferr says:

    They’s eggs in they ovaries if ya get to ’em quick enough.

  17. palaeomerus says:

    Oh god I’m having Pogo flashbacks now. Is Nixon president again?

  18. John Bradley says:

    And once you’ve gotten the bottle of wine opened, and now your oh-so-convenient, sexually aroused duck (or pig) is drunk as well… well, let’s just say it makes for a memorable evening, one which has the side-benefit of being illegal in New Jersey.

    What a man and his inebriated water-fowl (or swine) do in the privacy of their own home shouldn’t be of concern to anyone else. Bluenoses.

  19. Squid says:

    I’m just curious as to how one removes the cork from the corkscrew, John.

  20. SDN says:

    The Irish have had a long tradition of Drake Love

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