The future of the “electable” and “inevitable” GOP stable, establishment favorite Chris Christie…
…agrees with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo — “WHO NEEDS TEN BULLETS TO SHOOT A DEER? YEAAAARRRGGGH!” — 98% of the time. Because staunch.
Reached for comment, a defensive Ann Coulter muttered something about Jon Edwards’ “gay hair,” then quickly ducked into a Panda Express, where she hoped her PR team could get a photo of her slapping a Muslim.