November 28, 2012

We had already established what Sandra Fluke was … [Darleen Click]

… we just were wondering what she charges by the hour

EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Fluke, noted advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time for an online “strategy session” at the site BiddingForGood.com.

According to the auction page, “Social justice advocate Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

Posted by Darleen @ 7:24am
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  1. If she was charging, as you say, wouldn’t she be able to buy her own damn birth control instead pestering the rest of us?

  2. I wonder what she would charge to go away for four years.

  3. but Ernst, BC is her human right that SugarDaddyGov is required to provide.

    Why r u such a h8tr?

  4. For the same reason Sandra Fluke is whatever it is she is Darleen.

  5. Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

    I’ll bring my ovaries and a flux capacitor.

  6. This is excellent news!

    I’ve been wondering how to get 10-20 unenthusiastic morons to stand around in a parking lot and listen to my pathetic demands for more free crap — if I can harness her proven competence in that particular field, I’ll… well… that’ll be done, then!

  7. the thing about Sandra Fluke is

    she’s on the winning team

    kind of a headscratcher sure but it was all over the cable news this month

  8. The winning what team? Is marathon screwing an Olympic sport now?

  9. What happyfeet is saying is that we’re all just passengers on the Titanic, while Sandy & Friends are the ones steering it.

  10. Then it’s a good thing the water isn’t 34 degrees and we know how to swim.

    Unlike Sandy & Friends.

  11. Some of us are spending our time putting together life rafts and supplies. The other passengers laugh at us and call us names.

  12. Ba haaa haaa haaa

    the thing about Sandra Fluke is

    she’s on the winning team

    Yea, Hitler was on the winning team, too, for a while there.

    /ignores Godwin’s law

  13. Much more betterer a metaphor Squid

  14. Wouldn’t this be an excellent opportunity for someone with the means to win the bid and get Ms. Fluck’s advice on how to best advance the causes of limited government and individual liberty?

    Or maybe Rush Limbaugh should bid!

  15. According to biddingforgood.com, the highest bid for Sandra is $110.

    http://tinyurl.com/ckd848s

    Words fail me.

    Although, I do suspect a sock bid.

  16. She has been angling for this since like forever.

    Person Of The Year

  17. I’m kinda surprised at ole Sandra. Shouldn’t Sandra give her time away free? For the fairness? Or is it the children?

  18. According to biddingforgood.com, the highest bid for Sandra is $110.

    http://tinyurl.com/ckd848s

    Words fail me.

    ba haa haaaa …

  19. She needs her own adviser on how the left cashes in. Jim Wright is still alive and knows how to do it.

  20. Car in did you see this?

  21. Value? Priceless

  22. and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.

    And, by her own proclamation, she’ll also bring a thoroughly worn out vagina, assuming she correctly estimated she burns through $8000 in condoms per year. I mean, if she ever has kids, they’ll probably be able to walk out of her womb (which should at least shorten her hospital stay).

  23. According to biddingforgood.com, the highest bid for Sandra is $110.

    “Obama In Pee Pee” was going for $11.3K when ebay pulled it.

  24. Car in did you see this?

    It’s only wrong if we do it.

    Just as it’s only suspicious to have 100% voting for one candidate if it goes to a Republican.

    As I have said, even in Detroit blacks didn’t go for Obama at that rate.

  25. By the hour, you say? I just finished. NEXT!

  26. Sorry, I have standards.

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