Comments (25)

1. 

   EBL says October 10, 2012 at 10:24 pm

   Elizabeth Shue would make a great Rule 5 post.
2. 

   leigh says October 10, 2012 at 10:32 pm

   Is she that hooker in “Leaving Las Vegas?”
3. 

   mojo says October 10, 2012 at 11:03 pm

   Try “Palmetto” sometime. Hot, but treacherous.
4. 

   sdferr says October 10, 2012 at 11:04 pm

   An inconvenient truth
   Is an awful thing to wed
   O government love
5. 

   Garym says October 10, 2012 at 11:04 pm

   leigh says October 10, 2012 at 10:32 pm

   Is she that hooker in “Leaving Las Vegas?”

   She was also Ali in the original Karate Kid, which came out in 1984.
6. 

   leigh says October 10, 2012 at 11:07 pm

   Thanks, Garym.
7. 

   Gulermo says October 10, 2012 at 11:11 pm

   “While me, my balls
   now sag.” At least you GOT balls, so you got that going for you.
   “Life’s not fair.” Word.
8. 

   charlesaustin says October 10, 2012 at 11:49 pm

   Ed Sullivan says,
   “We’ve got a really big Shue”
   Only in reruns.
9. 

   EBL says October 11, 2012 at 12:20 am

   http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/10/elizabeth-shue-rule-5.html Elizabeth Shue, Rule 5…
10. 

    Slartibartfast says October 11, 2012 at 6:41 am

    Sounds like Jeff needs someone to invent the ballsiere.

    Plus, Obamacare can pay for his ball lift, which he badly needs for his self-esteem.
11. 

    McGehee says October 11, 2012 at 7:11 am

    Sagging balls and a shallow toilet bowl make for a sudden but effective wake-me-up on cold mornings.
12. 

    jcw46 says October 11, 2012 at 7:32 am

    Yeah.

    Like you had a chance before they sagged.

    I guess even pragmatic outlaws have dreams.

    Of delusion.
13. 

    jcw46 says October 11, 2012 at 7:36 am

    McGehee:

    You need to get a bigger bowl.

    You can’t believe the freedom from splash back and rubbing the rim that comes with getting a commercial sized bowl.

    Elliptical. Tall. Wide. Deeeep.

    I’m a big guy and always felt . . . “crowded”.

    Now? It’s a throne fit for the man I am and will be.
14. 

    McGehee says October 11, 2012 at 8:16 am

    Well of course I need a bigger bowl. And in ten years I’ll need an even bigger one.

    My balls will be mistaken for third and fourth knees by the time I’m 65.
15. 

    Squid says October 11, 2012 at 8:36 am

    I gotta say — EBL’s discussion of this post is way, way better than you guys’.
16. 

    Caecus Caesar says October 11, 2012 at 9:06 am

    Shue? Fly. She bother
    me. Shue? Fly. She bother me.
    Shue? Fly. She bother
17. 

    McGehee says October 11, 2012 at 9:09 am

    I gotta say — EBL’s discussion of this post is way, way better than you guys’.

    Don’t be a denier, Squid.
18. 

    sdferr says October 11, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Thomas Peterffy: he’s looking pretty damned good, while the country sags around him.
19. 

    Slartibartfast says October 11, 2012 at 9:34 am

    I’ve been in love with Elisabeth Shue since The Karate Kid. Leaving Las Vegas did some drastic things to my pulse rate.
20. 

    Squid says October 11, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Mr. Peterffy’s toilet water retreats from his balls, for they are mighty.
21. 

    Betsy, Sew Faster says October 11, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Squid says October 11, 2012 at 9:38 am

    O_O
22. 

    keninnorcal says October 11, 2012 at 10:49 am

    I’m still trying to scrub the Duck images off my brain. Other than that…yeah.
23. 

    jcw46 says October 11, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Duck? You’re thinking of Leah Thompson maybe?
24. 

    Squid says October 11, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Mmmmm. Lea Thompson crawling about in her skivvies is enough to make one ask, “What duck?”
25. 

    Squid says October 11, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Also, I forgave Untamed Heart its many flaws, mostly because Marisa Tomei showed off her wonderful…Minneapolis accent.