Because once you do, you lose your status as an authentic black, and any ugly name or exhortation by a politically active Doctor to kill yourself is fair and proper — tough love! — being used, as such rhetoric is, not to punish you but as a way to nudge you back into the warm embrace of the Democrat party, who will always have room on its swollen, Chinese tit for one more proud dependent black mouth to suckle on.
Of course, the obverse is that, uppity recalcitrant blacks who insist on striking out on their own — those who’ve bought into the Man’s bullshit about opportunity and liberty and individual autonomy as a way to escape the controlled and claustrophobic group dynamic of enforced identity politics — are race traitors, and as a result, have lost their right to the dignity that comes from surrendering oneself to the State as its de facto child and permanent political client.
Why, you may as well stop calling yourself black and admit you’re just white with a dark tan. Because being an authentic black is now tied with being a dependent client of the Democratic Party; to break from the party is to break from the race.
Frederick Douglass could not be reached for comment. Likely because that race traitor was somewhere in hell playing golf with Hitler.
We attempted to contact a True Scotsman to comment on the situation, but were unable to locate one.
Although an offended Forty Seven Percent phoned to express offense at offenses against the offended Religion of Tolerance, The Monster.
To Ms. Dash’s credit, she’s hardly shrinking away from the abuse. One can’t help but admire somebody willing to stand up and push back against the sort of ugliness one finds lurking just under the surface of your average Leftist.
Honestly, I hope they keep it up. The image of a beautiful young woman cheerfully skewering their fake tolerance and colorblindness is one that deserves wider exposure.
Ms. Dash appears to have the false breastages. Other than that enhancement (undoubtably for career purposes) she seems like the real deal.
Looking into who the 45 yr old Miss Dash is today I learned a new identity classification — Afro-Bajan, which apparently means some one or more of her ancestors are from Barbados. This, according to IMDb. Also that she’s got two children, whose lives — we can guess — she doesn’t desire to see ruined.
Good lookin’ chick, always has been. Green eyes – or are they blue?
Barbados, huh? Sounds like there’s an Englishman in the woodpile somewhere.
I left out that IMDb says she’s also got Mexican ancestry, but only because that identity wasn’t in itself a novel idea to me. The bio thingamajig says her eye color is green.
Old or Nu-tru?
@geoffb
I meant the “No True Scotsman” fallacy, in this case adapted to “No True African-American” (straying from the Plantation makes one an inauthentic “Oreo”, “Uncle Tom”/”Aunt Jemima”, etc.). I assumed that this crowd is familiar with all of the classic fallacies, unlike the institutional Left, which knows them only as talking points.
geoff is screwing with you, Mr. Monster.
Leigh is correct.
[…] JEFF GOLDSTEIN: Don’t stray off the plantation, beautiful Nubian princess. […]
“We attempted to contact a True Scotsman to comment on the situation, but were unable to locate one.”
No true scotsman would offer comment anyway. Too busy standing in the dole line for one thing.
And figuring out how to fry shit that state fair vendors don’t even have the stones to think about frying yet…
Shit. Geoff beat me by more than three hours so I tossed in that “they fry everything” joke to cover.
The blatant hypocrisy of the left when it comes to race is just amazing.
Nubian? Lol. Most “authentic slave blood” black people in the US are descended from tribes in Ghana, most of which that fell to the slave raiding armies of Whydah kings like King Tebesu or later on the infamous Gezo.