“Pakistani minister offers $100,000 to kill filmmaker”
Thankfully, we here — from the State Department to the Press Secretary to the LA Times, among others — have fingered for potential Islamic bounty hunters this hateful hater who misused his free expression to blaspheme Islam, which deserves respect and will kill anyone who doesn’t accept its premise that no other religions or people are entitled to that same tolerance.
And really, that’s what the First Amendment is all about, once you parse it closely enough.
So, then. Question: Once the hateful Christian blasphemer of hate whose months-old trailer coincidentally caused rioting all over the Middle East by Islamists and Al-quaida on the anniversary of 911 had his head dutifully and righteously (Allah be praised!) lopped off, his children killed, and his wife raped and murdered, will that mean we’ve gotten past one of those niggling little “bumps in the road” on the way to Utopia that Mr Jugears McForward is now giving to blathering on about?
After all, a level playing field of global social justice has to be smoothed somehow. Why not with tank treads and lovely mass grave installation art?
If Romney said during the debates that he’d not give another fucking dime to countries whose officials put hits out on American citizens — and challenged Obama to do the same — the stumbling pablum dribbler would shit his multiculti boxer briefs.
But why bother? We can’t even get Republicans in the Senate to vote to cut off funding to regimes whose stated goal is to destroy us from within.
Up is down. Black is white. Too many cooks make the broth super-dooper delish, a testament to the virtue of collectivism and the glories of its glorious dialectical materialist soup stocks.