“Man Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail in Oregon for collecting rainwater on his property”
Scenes from an Oregon prison.
“So what are you in here for, Mr Man with the Snake Tattoo on His Face?”
“I killed my entire family with a samurai sword I picked up at a gun show, then cleaned and ate them before refinishing the couch and loveseat with their skins. You?”
“Collected rainwater on my property. Stole it right out from under the noses of the state and used it to wash off my muddy work boots. So if you’re thinking you’re some kind of tough guy, you should know that I’d do it again in a heartbeat. So don’t be fucking around with me!”
Recall, this is the same state that for years couldn’t figure out a way to stop a deranged and dangerous stalker who leveled threats at children and who harassed everyone from elected officials to out of state lawyers.
Guess bullying is a lot easier when the target is someone who you don’t much fear significant blowback from.