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“The $64,000 Question: How Much Has Debt Increased Per Taxpayer Under Obama?”

And while “a whole fucking bunch” is technically correct, the judges require your answer be more specific.

Fucking judges.

 

21 Replies to ““The $64,000 Question: How Much Has Debt Increased Per Taxpayer Under Obama?””

  1. mojo says:

    I believe the technical term is “a metric butt-load”…

  2. McGehee says:

    Mojo, I just heard that term used on TV last night (TiVo’d) but I can’t remember what show.

  3. John Bradley says:

    It’s like a Regular Butt-Load, ‘cept first you double it and add 32.

    Now a Zimbabwean Butt-Load… tha’s a whole ‘nother critter entirely.

  4. McGehee says:

    Some butts will hold a bigger load than others. Containment failure is never pretty.

  5. Blitz says:

    No Mojo, but close. It’s a ‘ metric shit ton ‘

  6. cranky-d says:

    One of the major rules of improve is “yes, and…”

  7. Blitz says:

    Improv/improve? I can’t do either Cranky. Public speaking is not an option, and improve? hell, I LIKE being mediocre!!

  8. Blitz says:

    and what is improve exactly?

  9. Blitz says:

    When you’re perfectly happy being mediocre? when you give up and quit? it wears on you…..I love learning here, but I’ll never have the education y’all do. so improve? don’t think I’m capable….

    Sorry, have had a BAD day. had to fire someone today, got hit by a car. and I’ve honestly had enough of the ( allegedly ) human race at the moment.

  10. leigh says:

    Got hit by a car?! Are you okay?

    It is Friday the 13th.

  11. Squid says:

    had to fire someone today, got hit by a car.

    Just ‘cuz somebody’s too clueless to dodge traffic is no reason to fire ’em. Shame on you. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY, SIR?

  12. McGehee says:

    Was the guy you fired driving the car? It’s possible the calendar had nothing to do with it. Unles…

    What day did you hire him?

  13. cranky-d says:

    Improv = improvisation. Every now and then the comments become a group performative.

  14. Swen says:

    Blitz says July 13, 2012 at 3:17 pm
    When you’re perfectly happy being mediocre? when you give up and quit? it wears on you…..I love learning here, but I’ll never have the education y’all do. so improve? don’t think I’m capable….

    Never equate education with intelligence. Some of the stupidest people I know have PhDs and some of the most intelligent people I know never graduated from high school. If you love learning you will learn. Don’t ever sell yourself short!

  15. SDN says:

    Some butts will hold a bigger load than others.

    And if it won’t, there’s a fix for that! and it’s even halal!

  16. Blitz says:

    Yes, I’m fine Leigh. just some idiot coming through my shops lot to miss a light. Low speed, he never even saw me he said.

    No, I had to fire a guy I caught stealing. SOB knew how to cook books, luckily he’d only been with me a short time. A felon, I gave him a chance.

    Thanks Swen!! Sometimes? it’s just hard to accept the way people interact around here. Not sure if that’s the right way to say it, but there it is. And you’re absolutely correct in your observation.

    Mcgehee? You’re a funny sob!!!

  17. Blitz says:

    crap. By around here I meant Framingham, not PW. sorry.

  18. leigh says:

    That’s good news that you are fine, Blitz. I had to fire a guy for stealing from me once, too. He was also a hard-luck guy that my boss wanted to give a chance, even though I didn’t trust him and he was pretty disrespectful of me even though I was his boss. Anyway, a lot of cash money went missing from the safe in my office one night after he closed up. My boss and I laid a trap for him and caught him with his hand in the till and gave him the heave-ho.

  19. Blitz says:

    Thank you Leigh. I caught the guy because unlike some, I actually go over my own books on a weekly basis. I don’t trust accountants and since I actually don’t ( physically) run the shop anymore it becomes more important since I’m paying the bills!!

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