“Report: Area 51 Builds Massive Alien Pyramid”
Scully finds the claims dubious and thinks the aerial photos are being taken out of context. Mulder? Wants to believe, but is too busy banging his way through Southern California’s nubile naughties these days to really give it much thought.
For my part, I’m just hoping whatever captured alien technology the USAF might have turns out to be sufficiently green. As in environmentally friendly. Otherwise, the EPA, Interior, and the environmental facists would just strangle it in its crib, anyway, and then we’d just have a bunch of dead little green babies — and not, as many of us are hoping, the technology to turn our street lethal Chevy Cameros into air lethal, totally bitchin’ hovercraft. With free intergalactic satellite radio so that we can pick up .38 Special wherever they’re being played in the universe.