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The Return of Olberdouche

Well, I guess we can be thankful he didn’t trot out “Uncle Tom,” right?

KEITH OLBERMANN: It’s unclear to whom Mr. West thinks he’s steadfast and loyal. It’s not the United States, it’s not to democracy, it’s sure not to sanity. Just resign congressman, you’re making a jackass out of yourself.. again.

Ah. Kinda makes you kind of pine for the days of dueling, doesn’t it?

Here’s the takeaway, if there is one: You can clearly tell that the left is winning the culture wars when pale, soft, saggybacked needledicks like Olbermann feel safe talking smack about men who, were this country not busy catering to metrosexual twattery watched over by big government Nannies, would almost certainly put a well-deserved boot in Keith’s veneered teeth.

Instead? Revenge of the nerds goes national.

34 Replies to “The Return of Olberdouche”

  1. Carin says:

    Olberwho?

    If it weren’t for the conservative coverage of this douche-bag, I’d never even know who he was.

  2. Dire Wolf says:

    Olbermann isn’t an example of revenge of the nerds. He’s an example of what happens when you put the prey species in charge.

  3. Pablo says:

    If a twerp rages in the forest and there’s no one watching does Al Gore still pay him?

  4. NoisyAndrew says:

    What Carin said.

  5. happyfeet says:

    Debbie is a vile skank but I think there are numerous congresswhores what are even more vile

  6. cranky-d says:

    You are only allowed to say nasty things about Republican women. Olberdouche is here to protect the Democrat women, cause lord knows they can’t protect themselves.

  7. Carin says:

    It’s mean to pick on Debby, because (and I’ve listened to her a lot) I think she’s an undiagnosed retard or whatever the PC term is. We should commend her for overcoming her handicap. Still, I think it would be better if she were a Walmart greeter.

  8. proudvastrightwingconspirator says:

    Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is Anthony Weiner.
    Without the class, the charm and a penis.

  9. JD says:

    Olbergasm needs to be kicked in the teeth.

  10. Squid says:

    As of a couple of weeks ago, Olby’s viewership was under 100,000. I’m pretty sure he’s going to be the cable version of LGF, and should probably be given just as much notice.

  11. Dave in SoCal says:

    “Just resign congressman, you’re making a jackass out of yourself..”

    Says the man who is the undisputed master of “making a jackass out of yourself”.

  12. Slartibartfast says:

    Just resign…, you’re making a jackass out of yourself

    Advice the utterer might want to consider, himself. Except s/”you’re making”/”you’ve made”.

  13. Slartibartfast says:

    Dangit

  14. mojo says:

    And Billy Maher would be kissin’ the curb…

  15. Dave in SoCal says:

    #13 HA!

  16. Joe says:

    Isn’t he carrying Gore’s bags now. Like the one with scented massage oils and adult toys.

  17. alppuccino says:

    I’m sure West has someone who serves as a tail to swat away butt-gnats like Olbermama. Probably a 6th or 7th grader.

  18. mongo78 says:

    As an actual card-carrying nerd (with the bookshelves full of electrical engineering textbooks to prove it) I take serious umbrage at your characterization. Actual nerds are good at something besides wanking themselves silly over lefty talking points on cable TV.

  19. Silver Whistle says:

    Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is Anthony Weiner.
    Without the class, the charm and a penis.

    Could be right, but I’m sure as hell not checking.

  20. Mikey NTH says:

    Can anyone seriously imagine another human taking advice from KO on any subject? He got fired from MSNBC, for gash sakes, and that is like the highest Medal of Fail achievable.

  21. serr8d says:

    Olberdouche!!
    twitpic.com/5f71jn

  22. serr8d says:

    http://WWW.twitpic.com/5f71jn

    (Damned smartphones are a pain to HTML with)

  23. Crawford says:

    Isn’t he carrying Gore’s bags now. Like the one with scented massage oils and adult toys.

    Nah. He’s carrying Gore’s sac on his chin.

  24. donald says:

    So, um, uh, olbermann’s a teabagger

  25. McGehee says:

    No, Gore’s the teabagger, Olby’s the teabaggee. Or as we call such, a nadsucker.

  26. Spiny Norman says:

    Joe,

    Isn’t he carrying Gore’s bags now. Like the one with scented massage oils and adult toys.

    Al Gore’s bags? Yeah, I suppose you could call them that…

    Olberdouche is thrown under the bus by MSNBC because he’s too much a of shitbag even for them. In the Goracle’s domain, that’s a resume enhancement.

  27. mojo says:

    Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
    Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
    — Best throwaway line, circa 1995

  28. Bob Reed says:

    Dude, Colonel West could probably chew out Olbermann so thoroughly that he’d have bathtub boy in tears without even touching him. Because as Sean Connery said in “The Presidio”, West could probably incapacitate Keef with his left thumb. He couldn’t use the right one, it’s too powerful and would probably kill him…

  29. Pablo says:

    Olberdouche is thrown under the bus by MSNBC because he’s too much a of shitbag even for them. In the Goracle’s domain, that’s a resume enhancement.

    Resume enhancement? Dude, Algore thinks Keef is a cornerstone.

    Heh.

  30. LBascom says:

    Kinda makes you kind of pine for the days of dueling, doesn’t it?

    I’m kinda thinking individual liberty can’t survive without it. Yea, even civilization teeters when a mans honor is without value or defense.

  31. geoffb says:

    Compare the pictures used here and the one used here too. These are both Democrat leaning news organizations. Debbie is in trouble.

  32. confitador says:

    I preferably call him Uncle Ruckus.
    He’s a torturer. A thug. A mercenary. He’s disgraceful.

    The fact that he has a public voice is disgusting. Cowards.

  33. geoffb says:

    Welcome “Indentured informationalist ” in the big Apple who appreciates the fine comedy stylings of Bill Maher and the wonderful Kathy Griffin.

  34. Squid says:

    Am I the only one struck by the hilarity of a guy throwing insults and accusations of cowardice from behind an anonymous handle?

    Tell, us, Mr. Duck-Soaker — have you made these accusations to West in person? What evidence did you bring to back them up? What was West’s reaction? Where can we read the media accounts, so that we can see for ourselves how brave you are?

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