an open letter to anyone I may have emailed
17 March, 2011
Dear people I may have emailed:
If you have received unsolicited emails from me that you found threatening, stalker-ish, unhinged, etc.,-- and instead of contacting me directly or blocking my email address you had a lawyer craft and send a cease and desist letter -- please be aware that I never received such a letter, either in hard copy or in my email. (Of course, to be absolutely certain about the latter, I'd need to know the name of the attorney who sent me the letter so I can check that it hasn't gone to spam; I searched my trash for "attorney" and all I got were attorneys for various tribal chieftans and deposed world dignitaries offering me what it turns out are some pretty sweet deals).
Therefore, I request that all of you people I may have emailed threatening, stalker-ish, unhinged missives please re-send (or have your attorney re-send) the cease and desist letter to the email address listed on my contact page, along with a copy of the original letter, including its destination address.
Or just send me the attorney's contact information, and I'll do the rest myself.
The guy who may have emailed you, and whose emails so upset you with their unhinged serial stalker-ness that you were driven to hide your wife and collect counsel.
cc: everyone I may have emailed