“Obama Launches Rule Review, Pledging to Spur Jobs, Growth”.
Uh huh.
Between this, his Tucson speech, and his new-found religiosity, we’re watching the machinations of a long con. Seeing “pragmatic” conservatives tripping all over themselves to fall for it a second time? Oddly bemusing — if remarkably surreal.
(h/t TerryH)
Stabbing with a knife in one hand and stanching the wounds with a blood mop in the other hand. Peachy.
The president said the government sometimes failed to meet its “basic responsibility to protect the public interest,”
Where to even start…
“Those are my
principlesrules. If you don’t like them, I have others.”–Groucho Bama
Another okie doke, according to Rahm:
The move is the latest effort by the White House to repair relations with corporate America, hoping to spur investment by the nation’s largest multinationals and reduce unemployment.
It’s not about flexing one’s regulatory muscles to remind the capitalists of who’s really in charge. It’s not about shaking down the moneyed interests to make them support the right people and things. It’s not about showing a bit of carrot to distract people from the whopping great stick they’ve been beaten with. It’s not about bringing Main Street in line the way they did Wall Street.
No, it’s “repairing relations.” Got it? Good.
Talk talk talk. This is all these assholes do. Yea. Sure. He’s gonna get ride of regulation. Except, of course, the GOOD regulation. They’re just gonna get rid of the bad stuff. Obama’s got an EXECUTIVE ORDER and they are going to REVIEW this stuff.
I’m so farking impressed.
From comments over there:
Unbelievable…
When are these folks going to realize that Obama is who we thought he was before the mid-term “shellacking”.
This guy’s triangulating so furiously we should call him Pythagorous, especially since they both founded their own religions.
But as with all else, Obama’s triangles are fundamentally obtuse.
Obama is like some retarded hybrid of LBJ’s economic entitlement policy and Jimmy Carter’s mojo.
Talking of LBJ: This is completely off topic, other than it involves a President of the United States.
But it is made out of awesome.
H/T to the Corner
Plagiarizer… Cantor says the ideas are his. Stupid man giving the opposition a heads up on incoming fire.
http://www.politico.com/politico44/perm/0111/hat_tip_805e6821-2c34-47a4-9233-1b5fc50906dc.html
Clinton had “triangulation”, Obama has “lieangulation”.