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"Blast on gulf oil rig injures 1 worker"

Deja vu.

Rumor has it Rahm Emmanuel is already drafting a plan to outlaw all oil, rigs, and workers. For the children.

Can’t let a good crisis go to waste, after all.

(thanks to TSI)

28 Replies to “"Blast on gulf oil rig injures 1 worker"”

  1. happyfeet says:

    it says

  2. Lost My Cookies says:

    You think maybe someone left the oven on?

  3. sdferr says:

    Over on the Google Finance page we find:

    good day, everybody. i’m contessa brewer . we are following breaking news about another oil rig explosion. this one 80 miles south of vermillion bay.

    “Good day” probably has nothing to do with the explosion on an oil rig, but given the name contessa brewer, it’s hard not to make the transposition.

  4. happyfeet says:

    oh.

    Early reports of an explosion appear to have been mistaken or exaggerated. Workers were sandblasting the platform when the fire occurred, and production had been halted.*

    stocks rocked by piss-poor journalisms

  5. Jeff G. says:

    Rahm is going to be sooooo pissed.

  6. G. Gordon says:

    You see. This is leftist chickens coming home to roost. If those weenies hadn’t spent the last thirty plus years neutering the CIA, Barak Milhouse Obama would have a team of competent plumbers in his employ.

    No way I take a bullet for this guy.

  7. Mr. W says:

    Sorry. I thought it said “fire in the Reichstag rocks reichsmark” for a minute…

    nevermind.

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  10. JD says:

    The MFM hates hates hates the stock market.

  11. Mikey NTH says:

    #7:

    Gordo – Your guys got caught by a rent-a-cop while breaking into George McGovern’s campaign headquarters. I wouldn’t be bringing up the word ‘competence’ if I were you.

  12. Curmudgeon says:

    Sorry. I thought it said “fire in the Reichstag rocks reichsmark” for a minute…

    I wouldn’t be surprised if eco-leftists had a hand in this.

  13. G. Gordon says:

    Yeah, you’re right. We were never that competent to begin with. Killing Castro with an exploding cigar? What the hell were we thinking? I blame the Princeton boys.

    And 3M.

  14. LTC John says:

    When I caught some of the CNBC coverage, it appears all theowrkers are safe and accounted for and their was a fire, no explosion, and it wasn’t drilling… but I am sure this will be pointed to by the Eco-Luddites as PROOF that parasitic humans should stop puncturing Mother Earth for her fluids..

  15. Fredo says:

    Princeton boys always think they’re smarter than everyone else. Well I’m smaaaaat too! Plus, I know where the donkey shows are, you should’ve called me, Gordo.

  16. Hey Fredo, give this to your brother next time you see him, will ya? It’s a present.

  17. Mr. W says:

    Re: Reichstag Fuse

    You will all forgive my ultra-jaded cynicism if I think the Whitehouse would be very excited should another terrorist attack along the lines of 9/11 (or preferably larger) occur.

    Because they have no situational awareness, they will assume that the result would be the same as it was in 2001, the country rallies around the President and lawmakers in a burst of spontaneous patriotism.

    They will be disappointed when the country blames Barry, the legislative branch, and the America hating policies they push.

    They’re gonna need a bigger Reichstag.

  18. Ernst Schreiber says:

    If they’re stupid enough to think a major man-caused disaster perpetrated on American soil as the result of Anti-Islamic Activity would redound to their advantage, then we’re well and truly FUBAR; as in we won’t make it to 2012.

  19. G. Gordon says:

    Fredo, we did call youse guys.

    And given how well that bit of outsourcing went, I guess you dumb Guineas decided that you, Fredo, were the one for the job.

    Now go back to sleep before you wake up the fishes.

  20. J. Cheever Loophole says:

    Lydia?

  21. Clemneza says:

    Leave the gun, take the cannolis.

  22. dicentra says:

    Rumor has it Rahm Emmanuel is already drafting a plan to outlaw all oil, rigs, and workers.

    I have no earthly reason for posting this photo except as a whim. NOTHING to do with fuel shortages even though they are still relatively cheap and easy to store.

  23. David R. Block says:

    A moratorium on all offshore drilling will likely kill more jobs (so much for that being his priority) AND raise the prices at the pump.

    How would the D’s like to be responsible for a hike in gas prices and adding more to the unemployment rate??

  24. happyfeet says:

    Mariner Platform Blast May Extend Obama Deep-Water Drilling Ban*

    jobs #s come out tomorrow, yes?

  25. bh says:

    8:30 ET

  26. bh says:

    ADP was down on Wed.

  27. happyfeet says:

    from last time I think I decided that from the Situation Release thinger the closest you can tell about the impact of the moratorium is under “Mining”

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