No flights in tomorrow — have to fly in to D.C. and make our way up to Baltimore; and no flights back out for a while — 4th of July weekend, it turns out, is very busy, travel-wise, so we’ll have to stay in Baltimore until the 4th, and fly out then when everyone else is sitting on beach towels watching fire works and sucking down overpriced microbrews.
As you can no doubt guess, last minute tickets and hotel reservations, etc., is really putting a strain on us financially — especially because my wife just started a new job, and there’s been a lag between paychecks of about a month. The 10% bereavement discount on airline tickets doesn’t seem like such a big deal when tickets are $1200 a pop, and when you’re required to produce pictures of yourself posing with the corpse just to get that.
I feel ashamed to ask, but any donations you can make at this time would really really help my family out. And would of course replace any kind of July fundraiser.
Thanks for all the kind words and well wishes. My father’s death was sudden — and thankfully, he didn’t suffer. His heart just up and gave out on him while he was fixing the air conditioner. Still, I hadn’t seen him in over a year, and for that I’ll be forever sad. We had plans to travel back to Baltimore at the end of July to visit him. Turns out he didn’t feel like waiting around those last few weeks, I guess.
He always was a headstrong cuss. And I’ll miss him terribly.
I’m truly impressed that you’re maintaining your sense of humor at the moment, Jeff.
Hope the traveling isn’t too much of an inconvenience.
(Maybe make this post sticky until you return. In another thread, Darleen said she couldn’t do that.)
I had one of those too. And I do. Words fail.
Suggestion for the lodging: Even though it’s a holiday weekend, phone up the motel and bargain them down from their advertised rate. Say that Hotwire is offering a better price or some such. Don’t just take what hotels.com is offering.
Our best to the family, & travel safely.
I haven’t been around here much as of the last few months, but I wanted to pop in and offer my condolences.
Best wishes
And prayers for your family, I lost my Dad 6 years ago and it still hurts.
Thoughts and prayers going out to you and your family.
Very sorry to hear of it, Jeff.
P’raps I can, at least, get you & your good lady wife a drink on the plane…
I tried to donate via a gift card, but #$%*ing Paypal won’t take it… I’ll get to regular plastic when I get home from Camp Lincoln. I can also offer some basic legal advice, on the side – you have my e-mail – should you need it.
You’re in our prayers Jeff.
My sympathies to you and your family.
I did what I could.
Donation will go out Monday via the same route as the last one. My condolences, Jeff.
I am truly sorry for your loss.
Best wishes to your family.
Mmmmmmmm! Blue Crab
Outlaw!!
I am sorry you did not get a chance to see him recently. I am sorry for your loss.
Give priceline a shot on the tickets, if it is not too late. Travelocity also has last minute vacation packages (airline and hotel to the DC area). Quite reasonable compared to going through the airlines and you might get lucky.
How awful!
That’s devastating stuff my friend. Condolences to you and your whole family.
Sorry too, that unexpected expenses weigh on you, when you are already sagging. No case for shame, I feel inadequate still, limited to a modest financial donation. I wish I could do more.
Aww, crap, man. Words can’t do it. I can only give a little, my own ticker’s kept me away from work for three months so far with no end in sight.
They’re juggling disability, no checks in three weeks. If that gets sorted out I’ll shoot a few more bucks your way. Maybe I’ll send you that jar of coins. :)
Don’t think about it while you’re there, seriously, not that you probably need that advice.
boss, glad you could make the post “sticky”!
Donation coming Wednesday.
Damn..wish I had seen this sooner. I could have donated some frequent flyer points. Gonna hit the tip jar though. I hope to cover the cost of a meal at least
Left what I could in the jar. Truly sorry, Jeff. I received the same phone call about my own dad last year.
Soory, Jeff.
Very sorry for your loss…I remember losing both my father and step-father and it truly sucks. The airline ticket prices surely don’t help any. Wish I could donate, but I’m on my last financial legs.
With respect and condolences,
Orion
I’ll see what I can do.
My condolences, Jeff.
Lost my Dad 5 yrs ago. Still hurts. You have my prayers.
Sorry, brother. My condolences.
Both my parents are dead. My dad in 1975, and my mom in 2003.
That’s by way of saying I understand how awful this is.
FWIW, they both still live in my had, so they’re not completely gone.
I am truly sorry for your loss.
I’m so sorry, Jeff. My heart-felt condolences to you and your family. And I’m truly sorry for the suddenness of it taking away the opportunity to see him “one last time.”
If you feel like “getting away from it all” while you’re here in Baltimore, look me up. Drop me a line at my nukemhill gmail account, and we’ll work something out. The bar is stocked! ;-) An evening away from the chaos may be just what you need at some point.
Hang in there. Give yourself space to feel whatever you need to feel. Don’t be afraid of grieving (somehow I don’t think that’ll be an issue for you!). Don’t worry about the anger, the fear, the joy, the gratitude (for whatever), any of it. It’s all completely natural. It all has a purpose.
Best.
-greg
I’m sorry about your dad, Jeff.
Jeff- So sad to hear about your loss. He must have been a great man to raise a son like you. You are in my thoughts and prayers.
My condolences on your father’s passing.
Jeff, I’m so sorry. I’m in DC with a pool. If you find you and your family need a break from Baltimore, contact me. My family is visiting so I can’t house you, unfortunately, but otherwise…..
My condolences Jeff.
A most private pain with a universal understanding. Hopefully our thoughts and prayers will comfort your grief in the merest but meaningful way.
Life is still good at both ends of its earthly coil, even when it’s seemingly unfair. Peace and strength and comfort to you and yours, Jeff.
My deepest condolences Jeff. Both my parents have passed so I know the feelings you must be going through now. Thank you for your continuing wisdom on these pages.
I’m so sorry to hear of your loss, Jeff. Prayers and good wishes going out to you, and your whole family.
My deep condolences, Jeff. I lost my dad a couple of years ago. He was 99, but it’s a shock no matter when it happens.
Hadn’t been here in a while, but I heard your father died. I offer my condolences.
Deepest condolences and sympathy, Jeff. Be grateful for the times you had together, rather than regretful of the times you were not.
I’m so sorry.
My condolences to you and your family Jeff.
My heartfelt condolence, Jeff. You and your family are in my prayers.
My condolences and best wishes to your family.
Unfortunately, I understand what you are going through. I lost my father 8 days ago rather suddenly. He too was a stubborn old coot who probably did more than he should. God knows I miss him.
Again, my condolences and best wishes to your family.
Bummer, man. Lost my Old Man in ’88. He was a rock–and an ornery cuss, too but he knew what it took to be a man and passed it on to me. Seems your Dad did, too.
He’s home now, my man. Be at peace.
He is.
Pax Domini
My sympathies to you and yours. My dad passed away in ’05. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t miss him. But now it is more remembering the good times, the great talks we had, the joking, the prayers I knew were always undergirding and guiding me. Still it is hard being an orphan. I will pray for you and your family.
My profound condolences for your loss.
Condolences, Jeff.
Hey, look at it this way, at least you won’t be in Baltimore in August. On the other hand, they are having a heat wave…
Remember the good times, Jeff. Condolences, sincerely.
I send you my condolences. Cry and laugh with your family remembering your dad. Know that there’s no such thing as closure — that mythical place where loss stops hurting. Gradually, it will hurt less, is all, and won’t fill up your horizon simply because life flows and pulls you onwards.
Jeff, please accept my condolences; may the angels lead him to paradise.
Condolences, Jeff. I lost my father in ’81, the same way, except that it happened while he was in bed. Mother said he cried out, then… just left. It makes me optomistic. I hate the idea of lingering.
Things are temporarily looking up, so I may be able to hit the tip jar Monday.
Regards,
Ric
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Very sorry to hear about your loss. My dad went suddenly after a long decline, and I also had hoped to see him alive again. Not to be.
Jeff, My condolences. I lost my Dad 38 years ago, a long time ago, in Randallstown, about 2 blocks from your shiva house. I still think of him all the time. And, as a long time regular reader, I had no idea we were neighbors. Your Dad must have been very proud of your efforts. Stay strong!
So sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers for you and yours.
Prayers for you and yours, Jeff.
Sorry, Jeff, for your loss. :(
So, so sorry Jeff. Best to you and yours.
I’m so sorry for your loss and would contribute but am out of work myself, so I can only offer my condolences and prayers.
Jeff I’m sorry to hear about your loss, my condolences to you and your family.
My condolences. Lost my Dad on Thanksgiving last fall. The water, you miss it when the well goes dry.
My dad died in 2001. We always had trouble getting along. I miss him. And expect a hard year. It won’t seem hard and after a short while it will seem better – but in fact you will have no useful energy for a year.
And don’t forget to have a good cry or several. Probably in public.
Needless to say: my deepest sympathies.
Jeff, I’ll say a prayer for your father’s soul. I believe that he’s not gone, but in a dimension where he can see and hear us, but we cannot do the same for him. It’s a Catholic thing. Anyhow, my prayers are for you and your family too. – Les
I know we haven’t met in person. We may have kinda sorta met online. But I have enjoyed your blog on many occasions, and I grasp that at least some of my enjoyment is the fruit of at least some of what your father sowed into you. I say Amen to all the previous comments, and offer my condolences to you and your family.
I have yet to experience the loss of either parent, so I can’t begin to imagine what you are going through. Deepest sympathies to you and to your family.
God be with you.
I’m very sorry for your loss, Jeff.
Jeff, I am so sorry for your loss. I just loss my pops 4 months ago. Make the most of this week when you are surrounded by others who loved him. I wanted to rebel against it, but it was a really good thing.
My thoughts are with you and your family. Not just right now, but in the coming weeks when it gets really hard and starts to sink in.
Sorry I cannot contribute, I’m unemployed also.
God Bless your Dad.
So sorry to hear of your loss, Jeff. Thinking and praying for you and yours.
Lost dad in 1996, mom in 2001. It is not fun and you’re NEVER ready for it.
God bless and have safe travels.
Thinking of you and your loss @ 45 degrees South.
Condolences and best wishes for an easy trip.
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Hey Jeff,
Sorry to hear about your Dad. My Mom went five years ago, and I still feel guilty that I didn’t get in to see her during her last year (I found out she was dying when she went into a coma seven weeks before she died).
Being stuck in Baltimore is probably a blessing in disguise. Having a week of shiva to sit with other family members and old friends and reminisce about your Dad is a lot healthier mentally than going home and being alone among people who didn’t know him. When the rabbis required shiva, they knew what they were speaking about. The blog will wait too.
May God comfort you among all mourners for Zion and Jerusalem, and may you know of no more sorrow.
My Dad checked himself out, in a way. He’s been fighting cancer for years, then he decided to take his buddies out for drinks on his birthday. They drank like fishes and had a grand time.
The booze was too much for his chemo strained liver and he passed shortly thereafter. I think it was pretty much how he wanted to go.
So…to complete the post, I understand your loss and I am hoping that you will find peace in the process. It took me some time, hopefully not so much for you. Prayers for you and your family.
I’m really sad for your loss. My own father passed on a year ago. I believe that the next life is actually more real than this one, but that doesn’t make death easy on those left behind. And I’m sorry the timing and travel are such a hassle. Death is often inconvenient and more expensive than anyone needs it to be, on top of all the deeper issues often involved. It’s my prayer that you find some inner peace in the midst of it all.
I’m sorry. Best wishes to you and your family.
He always was a headstrong cuss. And I’ll miss him terribly.
Very sorry to hear of your loss, Jeff. We all have some hard things to do in life, and you’re going through one of the hardest. Even those of us who don’t speak much on here, but just like to read, understand that the acorn does not fall far from the tree – I smiled when I read the above. Have a safe trip there and back, and good luck with both the larger and smaller journey you’re making here.
My sympathies, Jeff. Lost my dad five years ago, and Mom in October. It’s always tough.
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He always was a headstrong cuss. And I’ll miss him terribly.
I had one of those too. And I do. Words fail.
I wish I’d said that. Perfect. And ditto. God bless, Jeff.
Godspeed.
So sorry for your loss, Jeff.
My condolences for your loss Jeff.
Dear Jeff, I am so sorry. My dad died in 2003, and I miss him still. It never really goes away, but it does become easier to bear as time goes on. I’ll be happy to hit your tip jar. You and your family will be in my prayers.
gods speed
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So sorry for your loss Jeff. I know it might not be much comfort but at least you had a chance to share the joy of being a father yourself with him. Condolences. I’m sure he was a great man and father to have produced you.
I would say, “have a nice trip” but it doesn’t jibe with the reason for going. So I’ll say Have a serene and uneventful one, and we’ll see you when you get back.
I just spoke with Jeff, briefly, and it sounded like he was doing as well as possible, given the circumstances. He asked me to express his thanks for all of the thoughts, generosity, and prayers. I would suggest to keep them coming.
That’s good to hear. Thanks, JD.
So terribly sorry for your loss, Jeff. Your family’s in our thoughts.
Peace upon you, my brother.
Damn, how terrible. Regrets and condolences.
Jeff,
My thoughts and prayers are with you on the loss of your father. I truly feel your pain, because it was just a year ago that I lost my father in pretty much the same way. He had a sudden, massive heart attack while helping strangers that were in an automobile accident just in front of him and my mother. It still hurts, because I never got a chance to say goodbye, and I hadn’t seen him in about 3 weeks.
I’m praying that God will give you strength to get you through this, and to keep you strong for your family.
Sincerely,
Eric
Sorry for your loss Jeff….
Condolences and prayers for comfort.
Sorry to hear the news, Jeff. I feel for you. I know its hard now, but from now on you will be a lot more aware of all the things you do and say that came straight from your dad. He’ll always be with you.
Terribly sorry for your loss, you and yours are in my prayers.
Requiem æternam dona eis, Domine,
et lux perpetua luceat eis.
(Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord,
and let perpetual light shine upon them.)
Donation on its way as of this morning.
Sorry for your loss, Jeff. God bless you and the family.
John
Clever words always fail me at a time like this.
So, simply: my condolences, and may your father forever rest in peace.
I sent what I could Jeff.
I hope it helps.
Sorry for your loss, Jeff.
I am so very sorry for your loss. Be safe.
Sorry for your loss. Our thoughts and prayers go out for you and yours.
Hey i pray for your family and god bless your family!
hmmm, sense of humor.
hmmm, nice sense of humor and my prayers for your family!
Tossed a little in the jar today. Wish I could do more, but I’m still in the “developing” phase of starting my business, so no real income yet. Hope it helps to defray your expenses a bit.
I’m sorry for your loss, Jeff.
No need to be embarrassed about asking us to help out if we can. What are friends for? We’re glad to be able to do something. Thanks for mentioning it.
So osrry for your loss, Pard..
I don’t have any context for who you are, Slocum. But this is at best in poor taste, even if it might be some sort of insider joke. And if ill intentions are your focus, then just FOAD.
Fucktard.
Jeff –
You are one of a kind, and I truly understand what a loss you have sustained.
I lost my mother in 1980, and my father in 1992. There is no getting over it, but time helps to soothe.
I am truly sorry for you. No one should have to deal with this – EVER.
Just know that your dad lives on within you.
You are an amazing person, my friend, and your father had a LOT to do with who you are.
Be strong. Your father lives on within you….
“A tree is best measured when it’s down.”
A big part of getting over it is knowing that you will never totally get over it.
Slocum eats his scabs.
Slocum’s IP tracks to here: http://www.universalcare.com/OfficesLocations/officesLocationsDetail-Medical.asp?offices=10&bellflower=4
Tomorrow, I’ll be calling them up and having them go through their user logs to find out who has been posting this shit here. Slocum, you won’t be the first fucking turd I’ve flushed. And God help you if I ever meet you in person.
And yeah, I made a threat. Fuck you if you can’t deal.
The internet sucks ass.
More info:
17660 Lakewood Boulevard
Bellflower, CA 90706
Tel: (562) 461-1179
Fax: (562) 804-0862
Chiropractor
Gerald Weeks, DC
Family Practice
Vicky Phillips, MD
Kittya Paigne, MD
Javier Quesada, DO
Internal Medicine
John Adams, DO
Pediatrics
Ramesh Desai, MD
Asma Khan, MD
Urology
Steven Scheuer, MD
Here’s the IP: 174.127.29.179
The email address given (to accompany the fake name, given that’s what cowards do) is BenCslocum@gmail.com. But who knows? Maybe the clown is so in love with his little aliases that he’s used them before. And that could help me in tracking him down. Ben Slocum was played by Will Geer on “Gunsmoke.”
Email me with any info anyone who cares to look into this can dig up. I’ll pay for the ticket myself.
Something a friend gave me when my dad died a few months ago:
Here, Ben C. Slocum, who seems big on the Jew hate, signs off from South Orange, NJ: http://njjewishnews.com/article/editors-column/what-shall-we-tell-the-children
Have you looked at his other entries here Jeff? More of the same of course.
Removing them all from sight, though I’ll be keeping them.
07/08/10 between 1:55-1:59 MST. That’d be the end of a lunch hour west coast time.
boss,
there’s also a dental practice at same address … all part of a HMO. here’s a pic. Bellflower is a hardscrapple neighborhood with “urban” issues. My husband’s late grandfather had a small farm there (family finally sold the property in late 90’s).
It wouldn’t be that difficult for me to take some time from work and visit the place in person.
Well, unless they want all their practices tied to this kind of rhetoric — fuck it, I’ll devote the blog to nothing else but making the connection publicly, over and over and over and over again — they’ll ferret out the subhuman garbage responsible for posting that filth.
I don’t much give a fuck what someone thinks of “the Jews,” save when they get busy every once in a while trying to exterminate the lot of ’em. But saying that about my father? Won’t stand.
Fuck your internet anonymity. You don’t get to be an asshole just because you can unless I get to expose you for being an asshole just because I can.
Heh. Sometimes the internet is awesome. Just not when douchebags like Slocum are on it.
Another comment, different site.
Here’s another.
Darleen —
If you can go, I’ll provide you with copies of the IP log and the comments.
And another. Definite pattern.
(Feel free to delete any of these comments if you don’t want them here.)
that’s not “urban issues” that’s the for reals actual hood
be very careful
Another.
Just linking them in case you want to put a stack of them in front of his employer.
Jeff,
If you want to pull comment #116 where I quote scumbag Slocum, I’ll protest not at all. Your blog, your rules, your heart.
Oh. And welcome back. Sorry you had to come back to such wretchedness, but know that you have the respect and admiration of many here. School him and then forget him.
boss,
email your way.
hf
not as “hood” as some … daytime shouldn’t be a problem.
All in all, fuck this guy, welcome back, Jeff, and be careful, Darleen. Not just the neighborhood, I wouldn’t leave my name or phone number with anyone but management.
bh
oh, believe me, I talk only to management.
Good, smart cookie.
People like that should be publicly humiliated.
What a scumbag.
Did anyone else notice that none of the trolls had even the basic common decency to extend their sympathies? Not a fucking one of them.
Darleen, if you’re licensed for concealed carry, I’d consider it. YMMV, but it’s better to have and not need.
I haven’t stopped by in awhile and I missed this. Our thoughts and prayers are with you and yours. God bless.
I noticed that as well, JD. It speaks volumes about their lack of character.
Jeff, as I posted last month, my thoughts and prayers are with you.
Yeah JD, I noticed that too. Didn’t say anything about it at the time, figuring a quiet troll is better than an obnoxious one, and why jinx it. But still… our resident trolls have been posting here for years, and couldn’t take the 30 seconds (or show an inkling of goddamned common decency) to drop a “My condolences Jeff.” comment?
That’s some weak shit right there, that is.
JeffG,
“The internet sucks ass.”
It certainly has it’s dark side (and I hope this doesn’t come off as trite) but it does allow me to share this with you. It’s the song my wife chose for her father’s memorial. Hope you like it.
Perhaps what the internet needs is a few more good hall monitors. I’ll get bh to start a recruiting drive pronto;)
Looking forward to running into ya in the halls soon 8^)
I used to live in Bellflower, in 1968. I learned to ride a bicycle there. We moved to Compton for a year, and then to Orange County.
Ah hell, my aunt and uncle live less than a mile from there, just over the city limits in Lakewood. Unless things have changed dramatically over the last 5 or 6 years, it’s not that bad of a neighborhood.
That medical office is close enough to make me wonder if they’ve ever been to it…
Danger, I hear Squid and Cranky have them some useful equipment.
If that ‘medical office’ has an unsecured wireless network, then anybody could access their connection. Even if it’s secured, there’s easy enough ways to knock down a protected wireless network from a laptop in the parking lot or next door. But likely not; this fellow is mentally lame and lazy, so probably it’s an employee. Hopefully not one of the doctors, but you can’t tell, nowadays.
Sorry you had to come back to this, Jeff, and sorry for your loss.
David Adler has posted info on the New Jersey version of ‘Ben C Slocum’.
Big fish. California and New Jersey connections.
If that’s the fish, here’s a picture. Big IF, just a New Jersey – California connection.
Possibly a corporate CEO? Weirder and weirder…
o_O
A CEO? Excellent. Time to go after this fucker. Hard.
Big if is more like no way. Though a disgruntled employee could be spoofing his name.
Yeah, I say sock, mainly because of what’s his angle?
Going all-in for a payoff of… what?
Then again, he does hang in pharmaceutical circles.
I suspect it’s someone borrowing his name. But like I said, I know what time this person was on the computer, and that s/he was using that name. Shouldn’t be difficult for the IT people to track down.
Now, to get in touch with those folks…
Corporate offices phone: 562-424-6200
Okay, that’s the incorrect number. That’s the corporate offices of Universal Care. Slocum is CEO of UnitedHealth.
So the plot thickens.
Here’s the phone info for United Health Care in CA: California – Customer Service
Address: CA
Toll Free Phone: 800-357-0978
More:
California (Groups 2-99) – Northern California
Address: 8880 Cal Center Drive , Suite 300 , Sacramento , CA 95826
Toll Free Phone: (866) 288-4993
http://www.uhc.com/contact_us.htm
Contacted the office manager at Universal Health in Bellwether. She’s sending the info on to their IT and calling corporate.
Some HR director in corporate is gonna have a seizure. That’s what corporate HR does.
End of day and the office manager at the local office never got back to me. Tomorrow I try one last time, then I go to corporate. From there, I go all Universal Care, all the time — and my portrait of who in their building gets to use their network might have a tinge of outrage to it. So it goes. This is my father we’re talking about; fuck anyone who tries to mess with his name.
Get ’em. Need help?
Spiny
Lakewood is still a nice area. It’s amazing happens within a few blocks …
I have the feeling some people in California are going to feel like they got fucked with an elephant dick. Ride herd, Jeff. Make ’em own it. And “Ben C Slocum” is an ass-faced piss-guzzler, and a cowardly peanut-titted fuck to boot.
sorry for your loss, Jeff.
skip the local office follow-up call tomorrow – the chain of command is for employees and customers. You’re neither.
I’d probably call and ask for a comment to a story you’re writing about companies that allow anti-semite activities to take place using corporate assets as-verified by IP addresses. You’re in the process of documenting a particularly vile situation that happens to include Universal Care’s name. You’d hate to besmirch an upstanding corporate citizen without giving them the opportunity to get back to you.
And, oh, the publish date is this Monday.
You’ll likely get a call back more quickly.
Here’s the link to Univeral Care’s Hoovers information.
Give the CEO a call. You’ll get an assistant. Don’t get personal. Just be a writer following up a lead on a story. Have a fact-packet raady to send to them and be specific about the publish date.
http://www.hoovers.com/company/Universal_Care_Inc/rrtjhsi-1-1njea1.html
#170 Jeff,
Doesn’t surprise me. In all likelihood they are wondering whether to get their legal department involved, or they are already doing so. In either event there’s that much more administrative inertia to overturn.
Sorry you have to deal with this at this time. Vileness like this is probably something they don’t prepare you for in Big Time Blogger School.
Probably a good idea to add a proxy check to the comment form if you can. Might be a way to show the user their ip and if it is valid (isproxy i think is the command). If it’s not a valid ip, comment rejected. This would give you some small measure of confidence that we can be tracked if we drop a turd in the punchbowl.
This jackass might be using an anonymizer like TOR, but he’s probably not that smart and just uses proxies. Like most pedophiles. And like most pedophiles he’ll end up naked, in the spotlight, holding a cold six-pack of cheap beer to his underdeveloped privates and whining “what’d I do?”
Hey, the cold six-pack just makes it look underdeveloped. Ever hear of shrinkage, buddy?
“Danger, I hear Squid and Cranky have them some useful equipment.”
Ah yes Yackums,
The Squid Co. line of riot gear and Cranky TM cudgels. Never leave home with out them (anyone know how to make those mini Co. and TM symbols;)
btw,
I noticed you spreading the link love earlier, nicely done!
Keep firing!
Sure Tiny, shrinkage. Wait and see how the “It was the booze!” defense works on Chris Hansen. My advice? Don’t sit on the pleather chair, flop sweat makes it sticky. (At least I thought it was sweat)
Last bit of advice –
If you can, do not go Inigo Montoya with these people —
Hello. My name is Jeff Goldstein, You have insulted my father’s memory, prepare to become an internet verb
A basic rule in business is that shit rolls downhill – and picks up speed. Call the CEO first thing this morning and ask for a comment on a story. In this role you’re Jeff, publisher of an internet site, writing a story that will prominently feature Universal Care in what you’d have to characterize as a negative light, trying to do the right thing by giving the about-to-be-negatively-portrayed company an opportunity to set the story straight.
Ben Stiller will play you in the movie.
Absence of Malice II: This Time It’s Present
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Jeff, please accept my condolences on your loss. I hope you’re doing well. I’m sorry it took a while to donate to the July fundraiser — money’s been a little tight lately. Wish I could do more; I will try to support your efforts here at PW as much as possible.