She should look on the bright side: at least nobody decided to gas her, then stick her in a big-ass pizza oven.
Arbeit macht frei, Helen, baby!
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Retire is kind of a euphemism, no?
Whenever I inadvertantly saw a picture of her, a part of me was frightened. That will probably not happen as often now (seeing a picture of her, not the being frightened part, I mean, yikes).
if she was atriplet than
that shakespeare play with the three witches would be mac daddy
I would have happened quicker than this if she’d demanded illegals out of the country, or military action to stop the Iranian nuke program.
Because the usual suspects can’t allow those opinions to see the light of day. But Joooooooo hate? Meh, everybody does it, right?
Good riddance to bad rubbish…
Why can’t she go back to where she came from?
Greetings:
Epitaph: Helen Thomas – not just another pretty face.
a face that longed ( spell check) a thousand ships otay buckwheat we shall try again..
a face the launched a thousand ships!
i didn’t evev use spell check
thank u latin course in 7th grade!
A thousand ships launched trying to get away from that face of hers.
Yeah, I’m being mean. So what?
Helen Thomas: Ugly not just to the bone, but to the soul. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
But we know Helen was great on accounta she had the front-and-center seating thinger. QED.
Haterz.
Progressivism means never having to say you’re sorry.
About frigging time.
Altho you can allude to it night and day cause that pays dividends.
I hate to wish the bitch well, but frankly, I would rather she had *stayed* in the White House press room. She illustrated the Commiecrats at their most Demunistic. I fear someone smarmy and cleverly disingenuous will replace her.
Instead of saying longtime White House reporter, I would have said longtime Joooooooo-hating fugly moonbat…
A question for the liberuls: Given that the deepest, darkest reaches of the human soul are your preferred, politicizable domain – see everyone from Gingrich’s fidelity to Rush’s pills to that governor dude from SC with the Brazilian mistress or something, with an entire country of NASCAR-breathin hicktard cousin-humper bible-bangers in between – how’s Thomas sitting with y’all?
I mean, the man with the flip phone only saw the mask slip this one time but surely Helen has harbored this particularly inconvenient sentiment for some time.
I’ll expect your condemnations on my desk in the morning, you reality-based reality-basers.
Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, Rev Hatey Wright, Rep Moran, Rep McKinney, and Bill Ayers could not be reached for comment.
I never thought I would see that happen, I figured the deal she made with Beelzebub would have her in the front row of the press room until 2075, at least.
Hezbollah will have to hold auditions for a new spokesperson. Gibbs is the early frontrunner.
I would second the wish of Curmudgeon above – keep her front and center where people can see what the lame stream media really think.
it rubs the lotion on it’s skin and
does whatever it’s told
I don’t see the problem. I’m sure that her remarks sounded just fine in the original German.
Not enough lotion on the planet to help that skin.
Hey, wait: light bulb just went on. Massive oil spill in Gulf, unemployed crone — plug the well with Helen Thomas. After sopping up the spill, she might even be able to pass for 80.
look,,
helen?
is that ur name..
not for nothing but u gatta leve..
hmm
call ya
ur sweet!
Back under the bridge where she came from.
someone said leave the money by the bridge
and i am passsed out..
passing it on!( ya know troll tolls etc)
From Insty:
Interesting that it was a Rabbi videoing the thing. I wonder whether he was wearing a kippah, and if so, did that fact give Helen an extra little frisson of glee?
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The Rabbi who filmed Helen in all of her glory was wearing a yarmulke and kippah, as was his son and his son’s friend. There could have been no doubt as to their religious leanings but she still bared her dark, reverse-diaspora soul.
YOU CANNOT KNOW THE POWER OF THE FLIP PHONE WIELDING RABBI!!
the whirligig of time!
madam why laugh at such rascal?
i went on shakespeare quotes so
u can too
also..
join in the funnery or..
get thee to the nunnery!
i went google shakespeare quotes
and my banana is getting
like.
spotty and limp..
“Paging Helen Thomas! Paging Helen Thomas! Please pick up the white courtesy telephone, Al Jazerra wants to discuss a contract with you.”
gnomes are like
totally freaky..
but if i can confront my inner helen thomas it/ll be all
right…
sympathhy for the devil live
get your ya ya’s out..
DarthRove
I hope the hideous troll stays under her bridge for good, but she’ll probably write a book about how her “illustrious career” was sabotaged by right-wing neocons (read: the Jooz). She’ll get a nice fat advance on the thing, but hardly anyone will read it.
if i said helen kellers new book was
called aroun the block in forty days would
that
bee funyums?
(ps don’t be a don.t be
dee a doobee!
if i could only spell
the might of rome
wouldn/nt seem so mighty!
:as i adjust my fruit of the loom briefs!)
aqua duct!
NK over at Patterico.com would seem to be in substantive agreement with Helen Thomas, given the way he blames Israel for everything:
http://patterico.com/2010/06/04/the-good-ship-rachel-corrie/
Maybe he needs to retire too.
#3 and 21 made me laugh…thanks, pd.
Actually, this is a bit of a blow to the WH – Gibbs cannot look “moderate” when responding to her strange, wandering, far-left “questions”…
# Comment by JD on 6/7 @ 10:44 am #
Retire is kind of a euphemism, no?
“This was not called execution. It was called ‘retirement’…”
— P.K. Dick, “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”
How can anyone who was brought up right say such negative comments about her looks…most of what I’ve read today compares with the Linda Tripp type treatment from the left…hard to believe. Appearance and age have nothing to do with anything.
“Appearance and age have nothing to do with anything.”
Best not to spell crone with a k then, for the chance taken at being mistaken for referring to historical Northern Euro monies.
Helen Thomas is a perfect candidate for one of PJ O’Rourke’s pre-obituaries.
Bill – I don’t see a damn thing wrong with pointing out that the ancient bat’s innards are as fugly as her outards.
ugly words from an ugly woman see its easy
uggs are like boots are something
not to make jest
but i have to take a side yo..
i/m like pro jew even though my
momma used to always say
those dirty jews and
we had neighbors who lived like
7 doors downm..
charlie and,, i forget
but we always hated them for some reason
and we never went to their house for halloween..
imagine the little tykes from palistine!
trick or treat!
smell my feet!
She is an ugly person through and through. Good bye and good riddens.
Given that her body won’t accompany her into the afterlife if she dies, I have to say I’ll be surprised if she ever does. The Devil will probably sell souls to her in exchange for his not having to look at her for eternity.
Oh, please. She makes the wicked witch of the West look good.
So, no more Emperor Palpatine “separated at birth” pics…?
Geez Bill, I made no actual, direct reference* to any of her physical attributes (I doubt any of us will be particularly attractive when – or if – we reach her age), but everything about her dour personality and her extreme leftist views are repulsive. Old Stalinists are inherently ugly, as far as I’m concerned. Her making such derogatory remarks about Jews surprised no one on this website.
*Well, maybe I did a little: but it’s her nasty, bitter attitude that makes her truly ugly.
Our esteemed host wrote:
Thing is, Arbeit macht frei means “work sets your free,” but the lovely Miss Thomas is now out of work. Perhaps Ruhestand setzt sie in Freiheit would work better.
Helen Thomas has set herself free
From work and its drudgery
But when you make news
By dissing the Jews
A pink slip is something you’ll see
she finally found out
that she ought to shut her mouth
too little too late
JHo wrote:
But she did say she was sorry; it just didn’t work.
a crazy mouth spits
some twisted word let’s admit,,
dogs mouths smell like ass
Dana: That would probably be because “I’m sorry you heard me say that” isn’t generally what that phrase is referring to.
what a haiku >/?
no bigge
i thought it was 5 7 5
syllables u dreamy peeps
thanks!
Helen hates da Jews
Palestine no longer good time
Jews go home.
Now she has a new gig.
Oh no, I fucked up line three?
not for nuthing but number 53 had like
6 silly bills
otay/ whats the subject..
helen of dee/stroy
i am disturbed/ i admit..
love ur poker face
joe
ur just fucked up
haikus!
my man boobs are taught..
but the grandkids are thirsty
leave grampa alone
earl was my uncle
passed out on a curb one day
left me big ducats!\
not for nothing but i loveed earl
he was like drunk all the time and
he used to pay me like a nickel
:back in 75 that wasa fucking nickel!
cheap bastard!
u know..
i hate the motherfucker the more i think about it
but he liked german marching songs and
he paid me a nickle to turn the recprds over and
i love pw wisdom and a;ll u freaks and my
thanks!
Helen is right
free helen!
said boat will be
leaving at dog years
ur puppy paddle is
like the cat said..
very welcome!
Right about what Jon? Right about retiring, now that she’s demonstrated she hasn’t the wit not to reveal her bloodthirsty antisemitism to a formerly admiring leftist crowd?
twice i told the dog..
twice!
im fucking done..
anyuno want to by a piss poo dog>
ph
by the way he shes like the coolest thing and
and
and>/
like blondie say
one way
or another,, i/m gonna getcha getcha getcha!
52, 53: Cool. Now do a sestina.
Nothing anti-semetic about observing the UN created the jewish state in a place where it shouldn’t have been, in the middle of what had been the Ottomann empire.
nothing anti-semetic about observing you tarded
I’m going to take another direction on this. We read that “insiders” have always known that woman is this radical and nasty. OK. Despicable yes. However, she is the one person sitting in that craven WH press room to call this administration out on manipulating the press in ways not seen since Nixon. And suddenly, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, she has been taken down? Come on! One more interestingly timed coincidence or the Chicago Way? I choose the latter and yet I laugh. She’s the victim of the very clowns she paid to entertain at her party. Hah!
As opposed to where, Jon? You do relealize that there wasn’t a nationality of “Palestinians” but rather a loose conglomeration of tribal Arabs, both Christian and Muslim, who happened to be in that area. Jews have 5000 years of history and, quite frankly, it was the logical thing to do. Also you’ve conveniently left out the fact that the UN was willing to establish a “Palestinian State” which was turned down by the representatives, including the surrounding Arab countries.
Finally, Jon, what’s done is done. Would you like to see a reverse diaspora, with the entire nation of Israel relocated to other parts of the world just so you won’t be inconvenienced by their whole surviving and defending and such? Because blaming it on the UN suggests you would like to see an entirely different solution than the whole idea of “everybody needs to just get along and tolerate each others’ presence.”
That, however, is inconvenient and hard so just close your eyes, tap your ruby shoes three times and chant “I wish there had never been and Israel…”
I think happyfeet is right.
The only way president bumblefuck can ass-rape Israel like he’s ass-raped America is if team dirty socialist keeps a lid on the overt jew hate. The Thomas hoochie was entirely too honest I think.
how about Romania, Hungary, or even Miami Beach?
I think you are over-thinking this, Ginger. Helen Thomas is responsible for her own words. We have plenty of other examples of the Chicago Machine in this administration without dumping this one in their lap.
happyfeet is right again!
Hey, Jon, how about we just reopen the camps? Most still exist, I believe.
Putz!
“The only way president bumblefuck can ass-rape Israel like he’s ass-raped America is if team dirty socialist keeps a lid on the overt jew hate. The Thomas hoochie was entirely too honest I think.”
Hmmmm…..overthinking again, are we? Is “happyfeet is right again!” !!!!!! saying that Cupcake Helen was too honest and thus put a target on her own back? But, but we musn’t dump now, must we?
Texas: Seems like when I wrote “radical and nasty,” “despicable” I was holding her responsible for her own world view and words. It doesn’t change my musings that, however wrong-headed and evil (even if in reality the POTUS’ actually agrees with her), one thing this administration cannot abide are journalists that speak independently. Not only has she confronted him directly, she also let the mask slip on 99% of this administration and a good deal of the WH press corps. Out!
OK, I see your point, Ginger. I think it’s a stretch to suggest that 99% of even this administration would secretly hold views that Jews need to “get the hell out of (occupied) Palestine.” Helen was on the far end of even the most radical administration Israel haters, methinks. Also let’s not forget how well their attempted demonizing of Limbaugh and Fox News had worked out.
More like they saw and opportunity and snatched it to cover their own asses.
Oh and Jon is still a putz!
jon drools while standing up. And buggers goats. And hates some Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos.
Do you suppose they give “snicker liberty” in heaven?
Cause Tony Snow deserves some.
I just watched the whole video of this cretin’s words, and they are much worse in the whole context.
http://www.rabbilive.com
No vidstreaming where I’m at, JD. Can you summarize please?
Yup JD,
Releasing the whole video is the straw that broke the witches broom.