Absence of Bush, presence of Obama to blame.
Gay groups get huffy grow impatient with Obama.
“Consistent with my goal to increase transparency and ensure greater accountability to the public, please take all steps necessary to ensure that the quarterly Statement of Disbursements be made available online free of charge to the public and on a suitable House website,” Pelosi wrote yesterday in a letter to the chief administrative officer of the House.
Thanks, but I want to know exactly who in the CIA lied to you about what, Madame Speaker. Real power is the power to tell absurdly bad lies, and get away with it.
BOREDOM IS COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY
Fraud? Fail? They are mad at him for double reverse lying?
Gay groups get
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“The president of the most powerful country in the world is doing all right, but there are a lot of people in this country who are not doing all right,” writer Naomi Klein told the crowd. “Obama is making us stupid,” she added. “Love can make you stupid.”
But mostly being stupid makes you stupid.
It seems Cheney may be more in line with progressive gay activist concerns than Obama.
Don’t that put the Messiah in a tighter spot than Perez Hilton’s bunghole?
(OK, not that tight, butt(sorry), you know what I’m driving at(sorry))
When Obama loses Andrew Sullivan and Glenn Greenwald we will know he is in trouble.
But when you look like this coming out of the surf…well I suppose they can forgive him a lot.
Doesn’t work for me, although there is something very naughty about Ana Marie Cox (do you think that name suggests she is into something?).
I did AMC with long hair BTW. Kirstin Powers is hot. Jill Filipovic is very attractive, but loses points for her nose stud.
Ha! I dig AMC with long hair! Can’t say I did her!
Did j’a ever hear who was aboard the President’s airplane when it low-buzzed NY City? No? Huh. That’s odd in a time of the greatest transparency in government, isn’t it?
I guess they miss the bonding of the arts-n-crafts projects…
Making those papier-mache heads was fun! You met such nice people! And all sang kumbaya!
And they served such nice smoothies! And Pie!
Too bad all thise graduating college kids can’t find jobs…
Oh well, I guess there’s always graduate school…
“Real power is the power to tell absurdly bad lies, and get away with it.”
By that standard, Pelosi makes Sam Rayburn and Lyndon Johnson look like a couple of Congressional weaklings.
It’s easier to bitch than, you know, actually DO something.
Penguin shit found from space reveals National Geographic as first rank Global Warming Propaganda Organization. Goldstar award to follow.
Ha! I dig AMC with long hair! Can’t say I did her!
Paging Dr. Freud…
That was a Freudian slip and fall!
To paraphrase the Boss, she aint a beauty but hey she’s alright, but more alright with long hair.
“Penguin shit found from space”…
[blank stare]
Stupid fucking touchy-feely scientists wasting grant money to study poop from space.
It’s literally shit like this why I don’t have a flying car by now.
Goddammit.
Surely we can militarize this development and drop a bunch of filthy penguins on North Korea. If Obama is gonna let the Norks launch an ICBM at us we can at least make sure they have to do it while covered in three feet of penguin shit.
LYBD, see this piece for the other side of the science funding argument. It’s good.
Look behind the curtain, LYBD. Tracking penguins with their excrement was just the test. This is really for use against al’Qaeda.
“This is really for use against al’Qaeda.”
The tracking thing I get.
But penguins? I dunno. I can see them working on the Norks cuz, ya know, they’ve never even seen a picture of one. Freak ’em right the hell out. Plus they apparently poop a lot.
I see us thwarting al’Qaeda more with pig shit JDAMs, pork rind cluster bombs, US Marines fed purely on Memphis BBQ, and bacon cannons (patent pending).
That’s just a little bit brilliant, Dan. But they just don’t “get away with it,” they get proxies to punish those who would reference the truth.
penguins? I dunno. I can see them working on the Norks cuz, ya know, they’ve never even seen a picture of one
This just in: The Vatican disappeared in a mushroom cloud early this morning as North Korea state media reported thousands of nuns crapping on its beaches.
I guess there’s always graduate school…
Unlikely for most of ’em.
Grad school always fills up fast in an economic downturn, so the admissions committees can pick and choose.
All I’m gonna say about that NatGeo video about the penguin poop is, I had to look three times at the URL to be sure I wasn’t at The Onion.
Sniff… sniff…
нет, Ñто запах малюÑенького молотка.
I like that. My take was, real power was the ability to tell bad lies, make people pretend that they believe them, and act as if they are true, but you phrase it much better.
It is truly hilarious how swiftly and completely the press dropped the issue when Speaker Pelosi told them to. Just… off like a light switch.
Penguin shit from space? You mean, there are penguins in space, and they’re raining shit on us?
My life sucks much worse, knowing that.
Oh, so space has to be reserved for the cetaceans now? That’s hardly kippers.
Dolphinist.