Caleb Howe has the story, at Red State, of the anti-American commercials, apparently made for the History Channel (in theory, anyway) for use in foreign markets by Oglivy and Mather, which won a Clio award. These are the same kinds of utopian arseholes who become upset when I criticize Google for what I regard as an amazing disrespect and lack of gratitude towards our armed forces. Like all utopian arseholes, they are trapped in a world that they never made, and for which they are not at all responsible, as a result.
Meanwhile, Charles Johnson compares Donald Douglas to a “crack-addled Chihuahua.”
It’s interesting to look at a partial list of these Ogilvy people’s clients what are in America what have products someone could choose to either buy or not buy if they didn’t want to buy them.
Allstate, American Express, Brown Shoe, Cisco Systems, Gillette, Kraft Foods, Lenovo Group, Mattel, Nestle, Six Flags, Sony Playstation, Starwood, TD Ameritrade, Unilever (Dove, Hellmann’s, Ponds, Q Tips, Ragu, Slim-Fast, Suave, Wish-Bone), Yahoo!
It would have been the American Ogilvy people what were beaming with pride in Vegas at the awards ceremony. Yay!
I would just point out that I would expect Charles Johnson to have spooge in his stomach, some of which would be missing link spooge. There is also some Clarence Darrow spooge, Charles Darwin spooge and strangely enough even William Jennings Bryant’s spooge.
That is because Charles Johnson will suck anyone’s dick.
For a blow job, call.
That is very hateful what you said about Charles Johnson. He must be an odious person.
I think David Ogilvy would probably bitchslap them for what they’ve done to his little company, hf.
they once had a race
bugs bunny was win/show/place
tiny turtle won!
Well, that’s… Wait, what?
Comment by happyfeet on 5/21 @ 9:22 pm #
That is very hateful what you said about Charles Johnson. He must be an odious person.
Charles is an odious person, but it is not hateful to tell the truth and there are those out there who you enjoy blowjobs from fifty year old prima donnas with pony tails who enjoys telling conservatives that they need to evolve.
tiny turtle planned
to beat that fast bunny man
he drugged the carrots!
oh, I saw a bunny tonight. It was all “I’m ready to run in case your dog gets loose”
thanksgiving day lunch
gave tiny turtle a hunch..
mmmm…dope the carrots
thanksgiving
turtle
turkey
tryptophan
tiny turtle stops
looks up in the air at hawks..
laughs at bunny
bunny wants a truce
the tiny turtle is loose!
the turtle got juice!
run rabbit fun run..
your happyfeet won’t save you
don’t nap/ read a book!
bobby…?
oh. bobby orr. That’s very exciting. This was a stressful evening I thought.
aw, why is that, hf? by the way, I was eyeing some Stars & Stripes Snack Cakes in Wal-Mart yesterday. but I decided against them after I looked at the calorie count. blech. I do not like being worried about that.
the turtle stresses
lived in californa once
he heads eastward…fast!
waterboard turtles?
they will wink u in the eye!
and hug dick cheney
Perhaps we all should dash off notes to the Ogilvy link at the bottom of the redstate story page. It is productive, especially with advertising types, to register your displeasure, especially en masse, and to mention that you’re also cc’ing the customer as well…
Enough pressure cannot be put on the firm for the actions of their Johannesburg branch. I especially like the analogy used by the writer at red state; that by similar logic since only a fraction of the number of people killed in WWII died in the death camps, then was the war really justified..?
Or the tireless nuking of Japan meme…Among intellectually honest parties there can be no debate that although their deaths were horrific, a relatively small number of people died in the atomic bombings than would have in a conventional land campaign to defeat the Japanese miloitary government…
And more importantly, there would have been a much greater number of American and Japanese civilians suffering privations and needlessly killed for a much more protracted period of time…
So Jon Stewart and his “Truman is a war criminal” meme can stick that in his crack pipe abd smoke it…
They’re fake. Advertising creatives – especially in backwaters like Johannesburg – do this kind of thing all the time to try and promote themselves in the hopes of getting a job in a real market. People in the business get caught doing this stuff all the time, only in this case it’s more noteworthy on account of the disgusting, moronic nature of the ads.
This was one of buttons’ better threads. Turtle inspiration ? Turtle power ?
turtle power tax
for the little cute children
the school bus is late
pettin zoo’s are cool
obama pezdent does rule!
turtle oeed on me
turtle peed on me
# 8?…ken…
tanks matt!
tiny turtle heard..
bunny shaved points in vegas…
turtle plodded on..
i lurv turts
hope u laffn!
tiny turtle keeps…
some maps and co-ordinates…
to bomb bunnyland
23 is correct.
its like screenwriters who write episodes for shows long-cancelled but well known, like Laverne and Shirley, when they are trying to catch on with a a new show.
still, its obvious whomever was trolling for a new job is some kind of virulent Moonbat species. BTW, those ads, if you’ve ever spoken to a European, are precisely how they see things. many of them cant even see the just cause in fighting against the Taliban.
Let’s make this into a commerical. Obama makes kindergarten kids cry.
Then how did they win Clio awards?
Then how did they win Clio awards?
Most awards organizations aren’t that diligent about verification. A lot of times people trying to pull this kind of stuff will use a fake insertion order( a doc confirming the agency’s purchase of ad space in a publication) or find some publication with dirt cheap advertising rates and pay to run the ad with their own money.
OK, so the Clio people are sloppy. I can buy that. But the how did they get submitted? If you’re basically doodling just to pad your portfolio and accessorize your resume, how does that product get into the hands of the Clio folks…attributed to your current employer? I can see it if you’re a small firm or working independently. But Ogilvy won that Clio.
Now, we know they’re fake inasmuch as the A&E mothership has and wants nothing to do with them and denies that they’re authorized (old logo, etc…). But the rogue designer trying to get noticed theory doesn’t seem to match their presentation to Clio as an Ogilvy published product. Which seems to be the question here. If they’re not Ogilvy, then who did they fire for this stunt?
I hear what you’re saying Pablo. But my hunch, based on past experience, is that they were just brazen fuckers. Yeah, it’s Ogilvy, but firms like that become multi-national by buying up other companies in various markets that regardless of how impressive their client rosters sound are very small-time in terms of billings and remain fairly autonomous. It’s a whole different animal than someone trying to pull something like this at, say, Ogilvy/NY for a domestic client.
So, one would think that the responsible head shall be presented on a pike.
As they say, developing….
That’s teh awesome how the Spirit of America cakes are twin-wrapped for sharing. Pack Meghan a picnic basket full and set her down in the middle of Paris.
And yet here I sit with as yet no reality tv to my credit.
The names have been changed, but the story’s the same. History will repeat.
nite goggled turtles
watch the all nite bunnyhop
they knew he’d nap
And charles johnson has been acting like a crack addled jerkface
the bunny was sleek..
u all thought turtle was weak
his story lives on
turtles are cold-blooded
the turtle was wise
did not believe bunnies lies
kicked his fluffy ass
most turtles agree
most bunnies are pricks/ u see?
savor victory!
the turtle was cool..
knew the bunny was a fool…
update…
test turtles stool…
blurby orr
bunny humps bunny
same sex marriage is funny
the turtle will reign
the bunny bailout
for state funded turtle naps
was passed really fast
i’m not stoppin!
Tom McMillan Len Elmore
John Lucas Mo Howard
Buck Williams Walt Williams
Albert King Lenny Bias
Fear the Turtle
two turtles commute…
what’s the talk about turt soup?
bunny stew will do
the turtle is kind
unless cwazy wabbit finds
his carrot drug rinds…
i thee u!
bunnies are depressed..
how are we in such a mess?
we should sleep on it..
the turtle hates hare
for that old ugly affair..
but forgives the wife
the turtle did ask…
that sleepy fellow i passed..?
looked like a bunny..
bunnies read funnies
while turtles studied the maps..
that was a bad nap!
the bunny awakes
my kingdom for horsepower!
the turtle plods on
the turtle does snort
to read the papers report
dewey beats truman!
drunk turtle was heard
to say discouraging words
about the rabbit
a chromatic scale
was played on the turtles shell
for some children
little drummer boy
went in his turtle shell…
until cheney spoke
the turtle awakes
knows bunnyman is a fake
thinks…”i shook the world!”
the turtle brought grace..
and some eye-wear …just in case..
the bunny had mace
the turtle asked Fudd
the biggest mistake you dudd?
not hunting chickens!
i’m done..
laugh u freaks!
3 more.. i get 69!
ummm….
two turtles digress
the race has become a mess..
one says..”let’s shoot him!”
Babs Boxer turtle…
makes soldiers pee/ sitting down
for the fuck of it..
one more!
tiny turtles head
grows big from the accolades
’tis the price of fame
whoo hoo 69!
yeah- i did it…
mmmmm. i did it…
yes…i did it…
should i go for a hundred?
only 31 away..
i was thirty one once…
mmmm.. to be alone on protein wisdom!
priceless!
bunny hikes his skirt
makes mad bunny love in the dirt
then cuddles to sleep
here i go..
turtle likes some tail
but not the fast bunny kind
turtle likes to grind
green/ yellow and red
go /wait/ stop/..the critics said..
turtle is amused
north korean hare
hops to the south out of fear..
leave it to beaver!
bobby orr
softball girl pitchers
turn my aluminum to wood..
me no stalky stalk
53-76 … 23 consecutive hysterical comments. 1 shy of 6 Bobby Orr’s ;-)
Thank you for such enjoyable reading, buttons.
Now I will get ….
… a JD Orr.
jay dee /we agree..
five seven five is haiku;;
but i might bend!
jd u got a 4 bobby urr!
never mind..
some will start anew..
theres a rumour../turtle flu..?
bunnies are subject..
17!
fred stanfield!
whoo hoo!
sixteen
derek sanderson…
fifteen..
i don’t have a clue..
14..
ace baily.. who died on flight mmm22?
into some towers..
11…my pug peed on something that costs eleven..
next!
ten…
ain’t u got some hiking bible?
9- gordie elbow howe
8-i’m trying to lose wieght..and 8 makes my hips..y’know
7
espo
6..i’m retarded..so i can say..
pretty much antting..duh..stan musial.err.
5…i’m …still a retard
3 turtle doves
to love protien wisdum would leave me..
one / alone/ scrambling..
but..
i’ll fluffing make out..
zero…
i will make out..
but not with turtles..
cuz of their tiny lips..
and they stink..
i’m kinda done..
provoke me!
bobby orr robots
had a couple of defects
they were called “his knees’
oh.. i will make one hundred!
zambonis are nice
like slow nascar poetry..
a crash would be nice..
ooohh..i’m making one hundred!
the bunny awoke..
“Gentleman,start your engines”
the turtle sprayed milk
twelve more!
eh.. what’s up turtle?
turtle pretends not to hear..
stick it in hares face..
eleventy more!
turtles do not stink if they stink you’re doing it wrong
probably got some brown algae is what happened and you have to dump everything and wash it out
the bunny is shocked..
looks at the turtles locket..
bunnyfeets bring luck
i had water turts i think..
then i had box turtle and i liiked her cool…,
but she..ran away1
ever have a turtle “run away’ from u?
truly a sad day on the island of misfit toys!
walk away renee
thats what the bunnies chanted..
then dreamt of winning
twin turtles agreed..
to fix the race in secret..
their legend lives on…
oh.. i will make a hundred!…
all downhill from here!
snow hares have big feet..
according to “snow hare blog’
but they are sleepy
stop me if u’ve heard this one before…?
one hundred is a number…
’tis in my sites…
{i got good vision… cuz of the carrots)
bunnies are concerned..
their hip hop plans do not seem to last…
team turtle need help?
ninety six hare tears..
makes the turtle twist and shout…
don’t be a hater
the turtle thinks back..
about that bunny dope slap
as he cartoon drools
who’s gonna own pd?
haircut one hundred is calling…
or.. the 101 ers…
{clash)
big eared don’t hear..
turtle is midnight rambler..
let’s the bunny bleed
i’m a stones freak..
that hare is so sweet..
but he dances on half beat..
won’t get off my cloud
honky tonk turtle
thinks hare is a gas gas gas..
knows he’s kiss away
some girls like turtles
english girls want hi ho
don’t have that much jam
7 silly bulls
english girls want the hi ho
please/ do not have expectations
memo from turtle
get your bunny ya ya’s out
said spider to fly
if u can’t mock me..
nobody will…
who’s that turtle in the bright blue hare..
oh yeah….
turtle knows that it’s rude to stare…
well i’m sitting here thinking..
just how sharp i am..
yup..
sitting here thinking..
just how sharp i am…
i’m the under-assistant west coast bunny man…
anyone got a dime…?
for the bus..
bobby orr said people must have goals…
i’m shooting 4 144…
that 12 by 12
duh-dar craps are long
there’s no shade in the sun
as seen on TV
stinky wretched bitch
of Protein Wisdom
bunny was weary
bun-it-to mussolini
promised him sleep car
that time off the coast..
special turtle forces boast..
we’d hang that bunny
tunisian turtles
once got drunk in a harem..
“bunny..? lets scare him!”
a moon in the sky
quickens turtles feets..
could awake bunny…
no haiku.. just rambling…
like a big pizza pie…
that’s amore…
ring a ling a ling
turtles shut off bunnies phone..
and crept to a win
bunnies christmas list…
eleventy alarm clocks..
and twelve turtle doves
sugarless bunny..
goober and raisenet starved..
cris about outcome
cries
robot rabbits nods
turtle pulls plug on that fraud
does finish line dance
hare dares turt to ski
thinks he thinks he’ll win handily
turtle shells are swift..
aside.. as he’s going swiftly down the alps..
he gives bunny two fluff you fingers..
cuz da turtle is so cool!
a win is so close!
so say hare consultants
turtle hides chuckle
bunny wants the peace
turtle wants “admit of defeat”
the bunny is weak
hare drunk from a jar
turtle ordered fine scotch/neat..
turtle can’t be beat
drunk bunny bar tales
only made turtle exhale!
knew she’d kick tail
i bought bunny shots
faked getting sloshed on water..
oncoming slaughter
gave hare placebo
told bunny “go johnny go”
then i laughed alot
hare wants fairness code
the turtle tells lies so bold..
makes my blood run cold
otay..
if i’m gonna bneat off
better alone/molly malone…
hmmm
128,,,
whats my goal?
130..
bunny calls the cops
charges turtle with pshcy ops
turtle never stops
psych ops… defiant British lady is a lot defiant, but no, it never never stops
the bunny is fast
how will mob money be cast?
bet on the turtle
see 130 ain’t a thing
happyfeet/ y u trump me everytime?
it i wasn’t confident in my sleaze/i’d think u be
a ball buster
haiku 4 u
dave stewart remains
on annie lennnox shitstains
no need to explain
there are no trumpings here I’m your #1 fan but not in a Kathy Bates way… dave stewart married a bananarama. I don’t get that.
without happyfeet
it would be a cruel summer
love you!
i like the tall banarama chick
she got that ann coulter scary vibe..
better than that wide dixie chick voodoo
bob
orr
the turtles agree
bunny is market driven
he dreams of the cash
hip hop do not stop
bunny leads by big margins
i deserve a nap
maybe even a slap, snot
penguins/ give me a bruin;
school diddly time..
hare wears red wing bling
turtle preens in penguins shirt
turtle is humble
turtle tries on skates
turtle knows about limits
bunny gave me the finger!
turtle nods so wise
gives weak bunny time to slide
then shoots him times five
sorry/ i’m feeling
cocky
really
whose gonna stop me?
top of the world!
turt is down with that
sees a future bunny nap
his happyfeet clap
sammy hagar don’t drive 55
but pdbuttons is so alive..
200 is in my rear view..
punk!
turt don’t want parades
bunny swims in accolades
i’m undefeated
turtles have grins
after such impressive wins
and who could blame them?
slow and steady race
advice bunny did not take
turt plans irish wake
That is a double-Bobby Orr. Plus one. Kudos.
one fifty is such a number..
last one i think 4 now
hare thinks he’s a lock
practices his “what’s up doc?”
forgets alarm clock
a double bobby orr is a ken hodge in bruin speak
a double bobby orr plus one is a johnny bucyk..
but gordie howe is/shall
always be
# 9
number9 number9 number 9..
yoko/ get outta that garbage bag!
cocoon is not soon
y do u act like loon
cuz forks don”t do it
two sticks have myself
i might stab u!!/or clean my plate
it’s up for debate
1
cha ching!
sweet haiku
!
mmm
might stab u or cleen my plate
thats seven
be kind cuz thats funny!
I got nothing.
here and here is something from… Moldova
he’s in NY now. He will be teh famous is my understanding.
happyfeet squires the circle!
if a guitar god who shall not be nanmed but fuck it his
names jeff beck but the beck cringeses at the ting tings
tanks kinda amused ten toes!
!
english
thanks for ting tings!
they are up my alley much
40
thats malt liquor country!
{i know its 41 but
give a break!
and i am not staring at ur pennyjar i just don’t wabt to stare at ur bosom
bunny snaps buttons
feeling so proud of himself
turtle is humble
bragadocious hare
did not check rear view mirror
turtle wins again!
otay
i’m hockey
but heres a nascar diddley daddy
hare pedals on turn
turtle laughs in bunnies draft
slow victory lap
shit
this is hard
funny hard
but still!
shakespeare was barred
from certain bunnies backyard
turtles have egress
now i’m just beings illy
i denounce my betterself
nite!
okay
more beavis
stop at the crosswalk?
cute bunnies are so confused
turtle thinks sidewalk
turtle doctors wink
bunny heart is on the blink
are his toes tasty?
turtles play games
with rabbit heads futbol of shame
do turtle kicks hurt?
please kill me!
helicopter turts
hover over a bunnyland
out run this bullet!
i am turtle-cus!
bunny breaks wheat bread
looks in vain for the butter
turt wipes greasy face
bobby orr turtled when pat quinn beat him silly
sorry
i have to say booby snore every some time
and
this was time
somehow i’m thinking 500
but
thats just the bunny in me!
turtle does not think!
he stinks..
but he kicks fluffenutter bunny everytime!
aside
i do not know if i’ve told this story
but..
here goes..!
i’m in construction
go go go go
a taper
how many shit have u done lately
so i know the game/see
i’m union so boses change
and everytime a new butch man boss gets in my oh so pretty face i query
“who’s ur favorite athelete?”
mmm tiger woods/jordan
babe ruth?
boss thinks hard
and i say
turtle slow and steady..
that is when i usually get fired
no
i do get fired
funemployment haiku soon!
hare prefers drive thru
turt likes to look u in the eye
and tips ur kindness
25
sweet
lick my 25 freak toes
i’m in!
bunny is so confused
lost his one diary key
turtle is bemused!
otay
better sweaters i will knead
or knit
bunny likes french toast
turtles could be a sweet host
pop tarts are not food!
bunny wants some brunch
complains to turtle waitress
i will be right back!
mmm not up to my standards.. wait u freaking waitstaffs…!
bunny sniffs the wine
turtle waiter peed in it
he was so discreet..
ilove me some inglind talk!
supper/ dinner?
“wear lucky hares foot”
the cooks joked humouresly
i survive on tips
midnite snack!
pleaseplease do not burn
my toast or my house down clown
i can flip ur eggs!
another day!
hey nineteen
skate a little lower1
eat me
bring me the head of something chewy!
turtle sees bunny
on local PBS show
dials his lawyer
a post racial view
would have hares and turts embrace
ain’t gonna happen
bunny has swift gift
the turtle concedes on that
hare naps are a fact
turtles bridesmaids pause
acknowledge bunnies cause
then they rock the house
oversight maybe. We’ve never let jonathan have his say ever I don’t think which seems wrong somehow so here
bobby sorry
hare thinks race is fin
takes nap to collect his thoughts
hare has hangover
mmm
ur so cool happyfeet
i will somehow turtle hauiku zombie chillun
4 u!
zombie kids do complain
about the lack hare brains
as they pet turtles
thank you
about the lack of hare brains
7 more!
jesus saves
and espo scores on the rebound
oh. I thought the missing syllable was symbolic
symbolic hare strains
trys to keep his fleeting fame
turtle is my name
turtles race off board
did bunny nap or just snore?
well/ let’s check the tape
champagne give turt gas
he winks at his so slow past
but gives bunny sips
199!
mmm
ine is theme
hare tries to be kind
turtle can read bunnies mind
trix are for children
happyfeet
do me honor?
201 is yours
oh – ok. I got something. brb.
turtle files nails
heard hare wanted pedicure
unbelievable
her toes are pretty
probably some flagrant
i have race to run
hare got nappyfeet
she’s curled up so sweet!
we re both sinners
damn. I lied. let’s watch Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland trailer what came out today I think. I found that cause I was looking to see where they were with this one that’s based on the video game. Looks like it might be stalled but if the Depp movie does well then odds are it might get unstalled.
u have a writing gift!
depp is instep
tried to holler about ninth book cuz that was
polanski and fat sugarpopcorn beat off movie
critics only gave it two grumps
i think it is ninth book
i will check google unless ur faster than me
and kinder
ninth gate..
sorry
that’s the one with Sumi Jo on the soundtrack. what ever happened to her?
hi maggie
sumo joe coming up ur git go
turtle sums up wins
slow joe biden bet bunny
iou payoff
luv ur cats
nice pics!
500?
we will make it!
honduras? no shit?
delaware helicopters
katy’s restaurant
they love you too.
cause of the salmon flavored treats.
i denounce myself
hmmm
any haiku ideas?
ill tempered water turtles.
salmon flavored feets
are a kittycats love feast
i give u thumbs up
i give them thumbs up!
pretty kitty cats
do play with certain buttons
i will buy a dog
a pug
mister buttons should
have a real dog (dalmatian)
spotted dogs are cool
one hundred and one
dalhi lama yoga inhales..
pause.. please free willy
i want a whale
sorry
i am a dreamer..
or a german shepeard
german shepherd was too many syllables.
and they are scary smart. maybe.
my shepherd mix is currently in the back yard barking at ???
This is her routine now.
after midnight… go protect backyard.
a tiny whale
not the killer whales
dolphins i will maybe talk to
but only if i have a witness
shamu got nuttin on u
free willy said hare
the turtle could give two fucks
bunnies out of luck
yeah, cause I wouldn’t want to be alone with the “rapists of the sea”
google it!
nazis rolled poland
blondie was german sheperd
hitler killed self
i googled rapist
y does my name alway come up?
[joke)
papist
ist haiku
turtle saw the list
“shall we highlight bunnies lisp?”
if we are crisp..
mmm
katzen
ur around the bend!
but i have katzen my friend
till the bitter end
nite
done
hope u laffed
zzz
it is my birtday today
tomorrow is jagger micks but
that’s like free palin day so;;
excited am i!
hank william sr is sept 17
keith richards is 12 18
i don’t give a fuck about no oene else
except santa claus
march 20 1948
guess that birtday!
happy birthday!
bobby orr!
Let’s play four!
everytime i see booby orr in a blackhawks jersey
i cry frozen tears
not the wind again
mister penguin hockey fan
bobby orr skates fast!
my barber agrees
number four clippers do please
your big fat melon
dolphins disagree..
about area pee levels
i am drowning here!
bobby everglades
empty bandwagons
thought they would kill turtles heart
turtle farts darts
one day when iiiii went out to piiiiiiii-
ck some flowers.
I stepped in grass up to my aaaaaaaa-
nkle deep
I saw a bird sit on a tuuuuuuur
tle egg.
It broke my heart, I let a faaaaaaar
mer take me home.
(sorry, you just reminded me of that song a friend taught me in junior high)
two hundred fifty
hare wants to shake turtles hand
not so fast/bunny
junior high bunny
always gave the turtle shit
about his odor
turtle did not care
about junior high fear queers
elimentary
kindergarden cops
tried to muscle my mop tops
candy cane future
how far barack can i glow?
my happyfeet first
was followed by my smart mouth
give me a towel
dad and mom agree
not to act lustily
i kick bellys hard
shll we name the demon child
butttons?
who cares/
{not a hi five coo!)
love child
hairy back to hi fools
snap ur buttons man!
must i ditch a plane
brush teeth and give mom smiles
it’s foggy out here
i denounce
the ounce of my brain
that brought u that
orry blobby
but funny
foggy notion
if i could count count chocolas dark
pebbles
we would be
backstroking in a world of glee
Mister Frank BERRY
leaves odd pink milk in my bowl
miss him already
chewy shit in bowl
does excite my flavor stool
please check it again
a thousand hare clowns
try to keep the turtle down
frowny grins abound
bunny arises
hopes today brings surprises..
like a victory
the bunny rubs his eyes
turtle is woke/smoked and stroked
“bunny/ stay in bed!”
a matter of time
’til u cross the finish line
i will be waiting
bugs bunny funny
the turtle is so sublime
reflect and respect
hare makes us nervous..
turtle airport guards agree..
take off your big shoes
one phone call agreed,,
desperate hare is in need….
press one for bunny
ha!
contraband bunny..
is remiss about slip ups..
turtles heft batons
update
bunny stops to pee
turtle wears a catheter
tutrle always wins
laissez fare bunny
implied turtle was wound tight
whose carrot?/whose ass?
turtle follows path
hare naps under acorn tree
winner pays taxes
[oooh-turtle suffers setback)
the turtle ahems
i guarentee victory
like cassius clay
tiny turtle sits
whilst the bunny dreams in fits
“put bacon on it”