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I DID NOT LAUGH [Dan Collins]

When I read this:

Martha Stewart’s puppy has died in a propane explosion at a northeastern Pennsylvania kennel.

Stewart says on her blog she’s “deeply saddened” by the death of her chow, Ghengis Khan, in Friday’s blast at Pazzazz Pet Boarding kennel in the Pocono Mountains.

You sick, sick bastards. (h/t Melissa Clouthier on Twitter)

Chimp outwits Geithner. Photos! (h/t Sarah W on Twitter)

Jason Mattera offends Rangel: lese majeste.

What is this thing? A quisling? Also at McCain’s, Is Clever S. Logan a Homophobe? The picture is too small for me to tell. Also, not enough of them. Featuring Clever in a bikini.

Filibusted.

Hey, you know who’s in our comments? Velociman. He’s got a great blog. He’s got a post up about super-moron Frank Schaeffer. While you’re waiting for Jeff to post, or Darleen, you could do a lot worse than to check it out.

41 Replies to “I DID NOT LAUGH [Dan Collins]”

  1. BlackOrchid says:

    Laugh at the death of a Chow and I will GET YOU.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Ready to serve.

  3. Sdferr says:

    Jihadists don’t like dogs, y’know. I’m just saying.

  4. Jewels says:

    That’s actually really sad. :o(

    What was her chow doing at the kennel? I’m actually a little surprised that she would put him up in one. Doesn’t she have anyone who could look after him while she is away? A friend, neighbor? Nanny?

  5. Silver Whistle says:

    There’s nothing funny about getting blown up by the Poconos.

  6. Joe says:

    I never quite understood the dislike of Martha Stewart. She is a Democrat, but hated by mostly the left. She is a self made girl from blue color Nutley, New Jersey who is completely self made.

    As Patrick Stewart once said: “Martha Stewart writes picture books about gracious living. She says there’s not a problem in the world that can’t be solved with a dried floral arrangement. I worship her.”

    And only a Jihadist hates dogs.

  7. Techie says:

    While I’m sad to hear about it, I am curious as to how a dog kennel blows up.

  8. apotheosis says:

    Sad. Chows are good dogs.

    I’m sure the services will be tasteful, yet elegant.

  9. BlackOrchid says:

    I agree, Jewels, that his boarding seems a little odd. I’m not sure where this Chow came from but I knew the breeder she co-owned Paw-Paw and I think a few others with. Great breeder. The dogs stayed with her quite often.

    I would imagine that Martha had Genghis (rather than the breeder having him) and for some reason needed to board him for the weekend. I’m sure she’s second-guessing that decision – it has to really hurt. Just awful.

    E-Lin’s dogs were wonderful, sweet-tempered – most excellent Chows. If Genghis is also from E-Lin it’s quite a loss. Chow fanciers are really trying to develop a sounder, better-tempered breed – and Martha Stewart is a big part of that.

    I’ve never quite gotten the “Martha Hate” either. Just women being petty and jealous I guess. Any Chow fancier is all right in my book.

  10. ThomasD says:

    Many rural homes and businesses do not have natural gas service but will instead use propane for heating, cooking, and sometime to power backup generators. Or possibly waste incinerators…

  11. Andrew the Noisy says:

    Chows? Are those yip-yips?

    Because there are dogs, and then there are yip-yips. A yip-yip is not a dog.

  12. daleyrocks says:

    “Ready to serve.”

    No fillers or articial ingredients.

  13. B Moe says:

    Chows aren’t yippers. All of the ones I have known have been bad asses.

  14. daleyrocks says:

    artificial

  15. Carin says:

    I just got my propane tank filled*. Some people say the UPS guys are hot, but they don’t have nothing on the propane folks in my neck of the woods.

    *not a euphemism in this context.

  16. apotheosis says:

    “No fillers or articial ingredients.”

    Artificial ingredients make me nauseous enough to blow chowpuke.

  17. Carin says:

    OMG, that Materra thing is teh awesome. More of this please, Hot Air.

  18. John Cheshire says:

    Jason Matterra is my hero for the day.

    Memo to Charles Rangel: Hey fuckstick, it’s our money your pissing away so it is our god-damned business.

  19. 11B40 says:

    Greetings:

    Now that Ms. Stewart has completed her obligation to the American justice system, shouldn’t she have renamed her Chow (capital “C” for proper names; chow is food) Ghenghis ex-Khan?

  20. Velociman says:

    Techie-

    The same way my old neighbors’ house blew up: propane truck delivery, leak in the system, pilot light on a water heater, phloom.

    That said, I noticed the driver only saved the Cairn terrier. Would he perchance be the “Judy Garland” performing at The Buttock nightclub in the Poconos?

  21. bitchenFirebird says:

    Just wonderin’…

    Does she pronounce it “gin-ghis” or “ging-gis”? Testifying servicemen want to know.

  22. alppuccino says:

    You know, if Charlie Rangel stiffed someone in his district on a crack-deal, that would be entirely different.

    But we’re not drug dealers are we? We could be though.

  23. I love dogs. They’re delicious.

  24. Mr. Pink says:

    I hate any dog breed with the words doodle or pugle in it.

  25. happyfeet says:

    The rights to the Martha Stewart biopic just got lucrativer I think.

  26. Mikey NTH says:

    KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

    (I can’t believe no one had done that yet.)

  27. mojo says:

    A Chow, that’s one of those little yappy breeds, right? Like Yorkies or Chihuahuas?

    Good. I wouldn’t want anything to happen to a REAL dog.

  28. Joe says:

    Becareful throwing rocks Jeff, you may be next:

    For a while, zoo keepers tried locking Santino up in the morning so he couldn’t collect ammunition for his assaults, but he remained aggressive. They ultimately decided to castrate him in the autumn last year, but will have to wait until the summer to see if that helps. The chimpanzees are only kept outdoors between April and October and Santino’s special behavior usually occurs in June and July.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090309/ap_on_sc/eu_sci_sweden_angry_chimp

    And chows are not yip yip dogs. I am not a big chow fan, one redish brown one named Bear comes in my yard every day to take a dump and then leaves. But they are a sizable dog, about 75 lbs or so. They have black mouths and have a shape like a Keeshound.

  29. Chows are unleashed… like Mike Tyson or Tommy Lee. No foo-foo fussy attitudes. Mine would eat McDonalds right out of the bag, no waiting. Wrappers, wrist, anything that was in the way. It’s definitely a good dog for anyone who wants a challenge.

  30. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I know many human beings who aren’t capable of planning in advance as well as that chimp.

  31. Dan Collins says:

    Vermont Neighbor, YOU have got possibly the pithiest blog on the intartubes.

  32. a typical Obama voter. says:

    I know many human beings who aren’t capable of planning in advance as well as that chimp.

    Why do you keep looking at me?

  33. Thanks Dan, those are nice words. I’m sad about Martha’s little fuzzface. But chows have love somewhere deep, deep, deep in their souls. Almost at the same gastrointestinal spot as Saddam Hussein. One never seeks out a chow, imo. It just happens, like Saddam happened to us. Rely on a safe fence and secure leash walks. Get used to the wild-eyed look. Actually, I was always surprised Martha had that breed. I guess being a former stockbroker she can handle anything.

  34. Velociman says:

    Thanks, Dan. Your Dodd-Rangel check is in the mail, Sir!

  35. Dan Collins says:

    Honestly, though, V-man, I’m so lazy that I didn’t put you in my reader till this morning. You and Jeff have some of the same panache, old boy. Still . . . thanks for the check! WOOT!

  36. Tina says:

    The death of anyone’s pet is a very sad thing. I’ve known several chows that were just fuzzy loveballs, not a mean hair on their body anywhere. I currently own a dog that is a mixed breed that is part chow, part black lab. She is just a sweetheart and loves everyone.

  37. So what do you feed such a dog? Purina Chow Chow©?

  38. Buy xanax. says:

    Buy xanax….

    Buy xanax. Xanax. Xanax withdrawls….

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