December 15, 2008
The Time Machine II [Dan Collins]

In The Time Machine II, we send our hero, Al Gore, back into the late 1920s to invent the internet and prevent the Holocaust. In The Time Machine III, he thwarts the invention of the internal combustion engine.

Insty has been having some fun with a leftoid who recently accused him of hypermasculinism, counter-claiming that he’s a “nebbish overlord.” The simple solution is to add the term “stat” to every request you make, e.g. “Please pass the mustard, stat!” I am happy to supply tips such as this as a public service.

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  1. Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/15 @ 5:55 am #

    Adding “beyotch” works, too.

  2. Comment by SarahW on 12/15 @ 8:23 am #

    You can undo it if you say “statum”, though.

  3. Comment by happyfeet on 12/15 @ 9:30 am #

    Gov. Jennifer Granholm, D-Mich., said other countries were providing aid to their automakers and the loans were essential to make the U.S. less dependent on foreign oil.

    If the companies don’t get help, “we’ll be replacing our reliance on foreign oil with a reliance on foreign batteries because it’s going to be the battery that’s driving the electric vehicle in the future,” Granholm said.

    stupid. She’s stupid. In the head. She’s a stupid woman what is stupid in the head.

  4. Comment by happyfeet on 12/15 @ 9:31 am #

    oh. link I forgot cause of the mindnumbing stupid

  5. Comment by alppuccino on 12/15 @ 9:35 am #

    But happy, if Big Auto is allowed to collapse, millions of people will have to throw their cars away. After all, who in their right mind would drive a car that was made by a company that is now bankrupt?

    That’s gonna be a huge landfill.

  6. Comment by Carin's got a sore head on 12/15 @ 9:36 am #

    How can she be stupid, Happy? She went to Berkley, you know.

    She tried to say that the UAW can’t compete with foreign automakers because we don’t have national healthcare. That would ease the financial burden on the big three if the government printed money to pay for healthcare, I guess. My local radio guy tore even that argument to bits, because Japanese autoworkers actually pay 46% of their own healthcare costs.

    Honestly, she just works on the premise that she can say whatever shit she wants, and hopes no one double checks her facts.

  7. Comment by Dan Collins on 12/15 @ 9:39 am #

    hf, I think that you’re overlooking the risk that those foreign batteries might be full of foreign electricity.

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