Lest we forget, Shep has a dark side:
My guess? This had little to do with ideology (even though he happens to be right in this instance), and everything to do with the hundreds of emails Shep’s been getting the last two weeks complaining about his heavy, fey blush, and asking his producers if it’s possible to find a setting for a widescreen TV that won’t exacerbate the stretch of those amphibian eyes of his.
Which, sorry about that, Shep. But sometimes I just can’t stop myself from hitting send.
Comment by Mike LaRoche on 11/18 @ 5:23 pm #
The last time I recall Shepard Smith getting that animated was earlier this year, when went off on Naomi Wolf, saying “don’t you ‘you, Fox’ me!”
Comment by Commodore Schmidlapp on 11/18 @ 5:24 pm #
Shep is a Replicant. (Repli-can’t?)
Comment by Sdferr on 11/18 @ 5:25 pm #
“There’s some serious decisions to be made” says Shep. Moe and Larry asked “Where’d your “m” go brother?”. Curly snored.
Comment by Pablo Abu Jamal on 11/18 @ 5:26 pm #
Shep certainly has his dramatic moments. And sometimes, he’s even right.
Comment by Bob Reed on 11/18 @ 5:27 pm #
Shep is just tryin’ to show the dark lord O! (I denounce! myself already) that he is down with, you know, post-partisanship…
And lookin’ to prove to Ailes, Brit, and Billo that he’s simply the proggy prodigal son…
Comment by JohnAnnArbor on 11/18 @ 5:29 pm #
He’s right in what he’s saying in responding to the obsessive e-mailer, but he’s still a drama king.
Comment by urthshu on 11/18 @ 5:37 pm #
Lawn care?? Fuentes?!?
RACIST!!!1
Comment by MarkJ on 11/18 @ 6:00 pm #
I’d say Shep’s the jail house b***ch of Fox News, but that would be an insult…to real jail house b***ches.
Comment by lee bh on 11/18 @ 6:25 pm #
’twas the start of the resumption
of the second gulf war
The UN couldn’t say shit
20,000 brave americans done for
congress stood bravely giving
authorization for hostilities to begin
everyone was all for it
that’s when shep came in
be brave, be strong
is what he advised us to do
i watched him all the time
and not all because of Lori Dhue
then came the time of mission complete
the left bravely chose another way
it’s about gitmo, murderous marines and abu gurab
and the brave dems bravely counseled, “run away!”
then came katrina, cannibals and all
that’s when our boy shep lost it
never closer to tears was anyone
upon discovering themselves in the shit
so now shep’s passionate, over whatever pretext
fame can be made with today’s juiciest bone
not being outlaw he can’t pull it off
but i do like his tone
Comment by Jeff G. on 11/18 @ 6:35 pm #
Shep:outlaw::John Stamos:Steve McQueen
Comment by Mikey NTH on 11/18 @ 6:42 pm #
Shep can never live down that night in front of the broken hotel in New Orleans, can he?
Comment by Mikey NTH on 11/18 @ 6:43 pm #
#9 lee bh:
Man, that was good.
Comment by Shep on 11/18 @ 6:44 pm #
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!
Comment by Mike LaRoche on 11/18 @ 6:51 pm #
Shep:outlaw::Orville Redenbacher:Clint Eastwood
Comment by Big D on 11/18 @ 7:01 pm #
Shep:OUTLAW:: Pee Wee Herman:Patton
Comment by Big D on 11/18 @ 7:04 pm #
Shep:OUTLAW:: Richard Simmons:JEB Stuart
Comment by Big D on 11/18 @ 7:05 pm #
Shep:OUTLAW:: thor:Decent Human Being
Comment by dicentra on 11/18 @ 7:07 pm #
Shep : OUTLAW :: thor : vertibrate
Comment by lee bh on 11/18 @ 7:10 pm #
Shep:OUTLAW::Harry Reid:Willian Wallace
Comment by snuffles on 11/18 @ 7:12 pm #
Which company do you tell no?
Lehman Brothers
Comment by Big D on 11/18 @ 7:12 pm #
You got me Lee. I turn over my king, sir!
I like yours too, Dicentra!
Comment by lee bh on 11/18 @ 7:13 pm #
Bbraveheart that is…
Comment by Big D on 11/18 @ 7:13 pm #
Shep:OUTLAW::snuffles:Coherent thought
Comment by dre on 11/18 @ 7:20 pm #
Does Shemp have the snuffles?
Comment by guinsPen on 11/18 @ 7:25 pm #
S : O :: Glass Eyeball : Hubble Space Telescope
Comment by mojo on 11/18 @ 7:57 pm #
ROBOSHEP CRUSH!
Btw: Is Anderson Cooper really a human/gerbil crossbreed?
Comment by docob on 11/18 @ 8:18 pm #
On the subject of the “preposterous”-ness of the claims of liberal bias, NPR was promoting Fresh Air w/ Terri Gross today as interviewing “anti-war activist” Bill Ayers. The image rehab continues. What’s next? Oprah? SNL? 60 Minutes?
Comment by geoffb on 11/18 @ 8:45 pm #
Shep:OUTLAW::Shemp:Curly
From my growing up years. Nobody could replace the original Curly. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk! OUTLAW!
Comment by rick on 11/18 @ 8:55 pm #
Shep is the lizard. The lizard we know is here, sucking our brains and eating our flesh.
Just look at his eyes, man, the eyes…
Makes me want to put on a flannel shirt and some sunglasses.
You’ll see. You’ll ALL see.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 11/18 @ 9:06 pm #
“Comment by mojo on 11/18 @ 7:57 pm #
Btw: Is Anderson Cooper really a human/gerbil crossbreed?”
Have him crawl up thor’s ass. It’d prove your thesis and thor would enjoy it.
Comment by Tony V... on 11/18 @ 9:28 pm #
asking his producers if it’s possible to find a setting for a widescreen TV that won’t exacerbate the stretch of those amphibian eyes of his.
Shep is the guy they should have cast as Spock in the new Star Trek movie. Just add ears…
TV
Comment by lee bh on 11/18 @ 9:32 pm #
Is Shep a relative of James Carvill?
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/18 @ 9:41 pm #
“Makes me want to put on a flannel shirt and some sunglasses.”
Me and you…WWF beat down in the alley…make me put the glasses on!
Make me see!
Then we’ll hit the TV station and fuck things up.
P.S. Rowdy Rody is a god.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/18 @ 9:48 pm #
…[a consumer] who writes us all the time and I know I mispronounce your name, but I don’t care.
Big Press defined.
Again.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/18 @ 9:49 pm #
Excuse me, self-defined.
Comment by js on 11/18 @ 9:50 pm #
Damn, that was ugly.
So that’s what it’s like to watch some guy get beaten up by a girl.
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/18 @ 10:30 pm #
“So that’s what it’s like to watch some guy get beaten up by a girl.”
No, no. That’s nothing. Come find me. My last crazy one video taped the our shit like it was Cloverfield.
Comment by JJ on 11/18 @ 10:31 pm #
At the BBC, the Sheps are “newsreaders.” It does fit.
Comment by ccoffer on 11/18 @ 10:54 pm #
Shep:man::woman:fish on a bicycle
Comment by ccoffer on 11/18 @ 10:55 pm #
comment
Comment by mudd on 11/18 @ 11:01 pm #
testing. 123
Comment by mudd on 11/18 @ 11:03 pm #
Have I been banned?
When I try to post, it lets me submit, but then there’s nothing there. If I’ve been booted, fine, but why? Am I really that awful?
ccoffer
Chuck
Comment by maggie katzen on 11/18 @ 11:07 pm #
ccoffer, sometimes WP just decides to eat comments. It’s happened to me…. got caught in the spam filter for some reason.
Comment by ccoffer on 11/18 @ 11:08 pm #
huh?
Comment by ccoffer on 11/18 @ 11:09 pm #
heheh
Comment by JWebb on 11/18 @ 11:48 pm #
Ah, the nostalgia. Just went back to the Katrina post and was stunned to see my name attached to a comment that I don’t remember posting OVER THREE YEARS AGO. I’m getting LifeLock…
Comment by MlR on 11/19 @ 12:09 am #
Jeff, I posted this at Ace’s place, but think you might be interested in it for a post as well:
“http://tinyurl.com/6rn7a2
P.J. O’Rourke.
Though I believe, in my broken record state, that he underestimates the cultural and institutional trends (i.e., the Gramscians and the Fabians) that blunted the Conservative assault.”
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/19 @ 12:14 am #
“Have I been banned?”
No, cuz thor is still here.
“Am I really that awful?”
I dunno. You just got here. It’s a weird/funny place. I mean, “testing. 123″ could have been really funny under the right circumstances.
Comment by Proud Liberal Fascist on 11/19 @ 4:36 am #
See… these are the parts of being a liberal fascism I never like. You sign up, thinking it’s going to be all: “See! Black People Like Us! You’re Racist on Account of Black People Never Voting for a Black Republican Ever Except for that Guy From Las Vegas Who’s Column Makes My Computer Crash That One Time.” But then, you have to deal with yes, that one time, as a liberal fascist, you have to defend Shep Smith. And it’s hard. This is why I was assigned Protein Wisdom, and the better, more equipped, more liberal-lly endoctrinated trolls got Red State and Protein Wisdom, where the real conservatives are. But yeah… Shep Smith. He’s… um, a conservatiive, because, um… er… yeah. Because, on that one show, that one time, he told… that one Republican… that one time? How wrong he was? Um, sure. Come back to me tomorrow, I’m sure I’ll be able to explain to you how fascist the right wing is. OOOOHHHHH!!
Comment by Proud Liberal Fascist on 11/19 @ 4:37 am #
AND IT’LL BE FUN! Because I’ll do it in a post that’ll say how fascist the left wing is!! And we’ll call each other fascist! Because it makes sense! CONSERVATIVE HAKA OUTLAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!q!!!
Comment by ccoffer on 11/19 @ 7:34 am #
is this thing on?
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/19 @ 7:45 am #
PLF, you may want to consider mixing in a decaf every third cup. Just saying.
Comment by Lyndsey on 11/19 @ 9:08 am #
Wierd, but all these newscasters use so much Botox, it’s nearly impossible to tell when something is truly bothering them. Just sayin’.
Comment by MarkD on 11/19 @ 9:15 am #
He’s the twit who threw the tantrum over a parking space, isn’t he? That was before he lied on the air from New Orleans. That guy.
The Brits and the Japanese have the right idea. They’re newsreaders. OK to look at, good diction, hired.
I say rotate them every couple of years before they get the idea that they are the news. They just read the news.
Comment by thor on 11/19 @ 3:08 pm #
Shep:OUTLAW::dicentra:pollen
Comment by Cave Bear on 11/19 @ 3:58 pm #
Shep: OUTLAW thor: turd in the punchbowl
Comment by gebrauchshund on 11/19 @ 8:15 pm #
“Comment by thor on 11/19 @ 3:08 pm #
Shep:OUTLAW::dicentra:pollen”
Wow, that was a real zinger, bet dicentra’s gonna need therapy for that one.
Seriously…pollen?!…WTF?
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