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“Despite Campaign Claim, Obama Told Paper He Attended Trinity Church ‘Every Week’”

Fred Lucas:

President-elect Barack Obama said in 2004 – while he was a state legislator running for a U.S. Senate seat – that he attended services at Trinity United Church of Christ every week.

This is in contrast to what Obama, as a presidential candidate, said this year after controversial anti-American remarks by the Rev. Jeremiah Wright surfaced. Obama then told news outlets that he did not attend the church frequently and was not aware of Wright’s comments.

The comments from Obama about his church attendance appeared in the transcript of an interview posted Tuesday on the religious news Web site Beliefnet.com. The interview was conducted on March 27, 2004 by Chicago Sun-Times religion writer Cathleen Falsani for a story on Obama’s faith, but the interview was not released in its entirety until now.

“One of the churches that I became involved in was Trinity United Church of Christ,” Obama said in the interview. “And the pastor there, Jeremiah Wright, became a good friend. So I joined that church and committed myself to Christ in that church.”

Obama began attending the church in 1988 and formally joined Trinity in 1992. Falsani asked, “Do you still attend Trinity?”

Obama answered, “Yep. Every week. 11 o’clock service. Ever been there? Good service.
I actually wrote a book called ‘Dreams from My Father,’ it’s kind of a meditation on race. There’s a whole chapter on the church in that, and my first visits to Trinity.”

That is in direct contradiction to what he has said throughout this campaign year.

After the controversy over Wright and Trinity United erupted, Obama gave an interview to the Fox News Channel that aired on March 17. One of the questions that reporter Major Garrett asked was, “As a member in good standing, were you a regular attendee of Sunday services?”

Obama answered: “You know, I won’t say that I was a perfect attendee. I was regular in spurts, because there was times when, for example, our child had just been born, our first child. And so we didn’t go as regularly then.”

In a July 21, 2008 Newsweek article, Obama explained that he stopped going to church as often after he and wife Michelle had children.

“As young marrieds, Barack and Michelle (who also didn’t go to church regularly as a child) went to church fairly often—two or three times a month. But after their first child, Malia, was born, they found making the effort more difficult. ‘I don’t know if you’ve had the experience of taking young, squirming children to church, but it’s not easy,’ he says.

“‘Trinity was always packed, and so you had to get there early. And if you went to the morning service, you were looking at—it just was difficult. So that would cut back on our involvement.’

Change (to the record) you can believe in!

Or maybe it’s just more of that “pragmatism” we keep hearing about.

By the way, I doubt that this discrepancy in claims would have been difficult for the media to check, were it so inclined. Now that it’s gotten its candidate into office (Shep Smith’s ludicrous, shrill, and utterly empty protestations to the contrary), maybe it can start performing its due dilligence again — this time to cover its own ass should Obama turn out to be less of a “good man,” in the context of American ideals, than some believe him to be.

148 Replies to ““Despite Campaign Claim, Obama Told Paper He Attended Trinity Church ‘Every Week’””

  1. happyfeet says:

    I thought the kids were in some sort of Sunday school thinger while the adults lapped up the hate speech but this suggests that kids were exposed to that anti-American pastor guy too. It’s hard to tell cause Baracky lies a lot.

  2. Benedick says:

    Ha! Looser Rethuglicans can’t figure out they lost ’cause conservativeism and market capitolism has been descredited so they keep on yelling “Rev. Wright! Rev. Wright! Bill Ayers!” to make theirselves feel better even though the whoal country voted for OBAMA becauyse he is great and is going to change the world and the rest of the world will like us again because Bush-Hitler is gone and theirs no more faschism, well accept in Isreal, but anyway you loosers can keep on whining about Trinity Church but you better be carefull ’cause hate speech isnt going to be tolorated anymore now that Rove is gone.

  3. ginsocal says:

    I don’t believe O! would lie. Lightworkers don’t do that kind of thing. Gets the unicorns all riled up.

  4. Rob Crawford says:

    #2 is parody, right?

    Please, tell me it’s parody.

  5. Ira says:

    “Now that it’s gotten it’s candidate into office…” (Last paragraph)
    “It’s”..?
    Fer shame awready… brilliant guy like you.

  6. This is all starting to remind me of the actions of the Labour Party in The Fourth Protocol by Frederick Forsyth. But you’ll have to read the book, since most of this part of the plot was stricken from the movie.

  7. One [Sic] Pup says:

    Ha! Looser [sic] Rethuglicans [sic] can’t figure out they lost ’cause [sic] conservativeism [sic] and market capitolism[sic] has [sic] been descredited so they keep on yelling “Rev. [sic] Wright! Rev. [sic] Wright! Bill Ayers!” to make theirselves [sic] feel better even though the whoal [sic] country voted for OBAMA becauyse [sic] he is great and is going to change the world and the rest of the world will like us again because Bush-Hitler [sic] is gone and theirs[sic] no more faschism [sic], well accept [sic] in Isreal [sic], but anyway [sic] you loosers [sic]can keep on whining about Trinity Church but you better be carefull [sic] ’cause [sic] hate speech isnt going to be tolorated [sic] anymore now that Rove is gone.

    Your views intrigue me Benedick. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  8. […] to protein wisdom, Fred Lucas, and Beliefnet for pulling this […]

  9. Jeff G. says:

    I was adjusting my sybian, Ira. Apologies for losing concentration.

  10. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    So, this whole time, the “change” part of this asshole’s candidacy was he was a lying presidential BLACK candidate. Shit, that’s some change, alright.

    “Lightworkers don’t do that kind of thing.”

    Wait, this whole time I thought he was a Lightbringer?

  11. Benedick says:

    Rob Crawford, YOU are the parody. YOU ARE THE PARODY! You are ALL the parody. You are all angry that this country finaly awoke up and saw through what eight years’ of BUSH did to us the economy is destrioyed and all the Fat Cats dont want to pay there taxes but now their not going to have a choice ’cause finally theirs going to be economic justice and change and were going to put Bush and all his Nazi SS Storm troopers like Rove and Chaney and Rumsfeld and Bush Sr. and David Gergen on trial before the whole nation and their going to pay for their crimes

  12. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    #2 is parody. Well done, Benedick.

  13. MarkO says:

    Shep’s lipliner got in his brain.

  14. Puck says:

    Dudes, yes. Take it from his loyal blogmistress, Benedick is just pretending to be thor or similar (that, or rehearsing for when the re-education camp recruiters come a-knocking).

  15. happyfeet says:

    Is there anything more joyless and drab than a union worker really? Maybe prison I guess.

  16. Puck says:

    Seriously, well done, Ben. Didn’t know you were capable of such poor spelling.

  17. JohnAnnArbor says:

    capitolism

    Do you have a dome on your head?

  18. poppa india says:

    It has to be parody-nobody can make that many spelling and punctuation mistakes in four lines by accident. Unless, of course Benedick is really Pat the Paint Fumes guy.

  19. BJTexs says:

    Bravo, Benedict!

    Everybody with two working brain cells and a passing acquaintance with sentient thought knew that Obama had lied about his involvement in that church. His characterization of his knowledge and understanding of Rev. Wright was a lie as well. The MSM did the perfunctory initial work and then dropped it like plaque infested piece of mutton.

    But enough of that: Do you think Obama is basically a good guy? I mean in spite of the, you know, lying and all.

  20. pdbuttons says:

    benicock- u rool
    trooly!
    luv the david gergen referee-reference!

  21. nikkolai says:

    Benedick is a chilling example of what is to come in our Brave New World.

  22. Sdferr says:

    oh, meme check on that MSM there BJTexs, I think it’s been updated to BM for Baracky’s Media now.

  23. Benedick says:

    Fuck imitation. A pdbuttons verse is the sincerest form of flattery.

  24. BJTexs says:

    Sorry, Sdferr. I’m still struggling with my understanding of the ever changing Narratives.™

  25. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Hate you can believe in!

  26. Sdferr says:

    Dude, I’m reduced to dogpaddling at this point, drownproofing is next.

  27. All YOUR PARODY are BELONG to US!

  28. Just curious, but has anyone seen Benedick and pdbuttons at the same time?

  29. BJTexs says:

    I vote charles austin KING OF CAPITALS!

  30. thor says:

    im jealous

  31. Mossberg500 says:

    Doesn’t Ric Lock have some formmula, postulate, or some such thing for this. Like the changing Narrative is directly proportional to the squared inverse of the lie?

  32. Benedick says:

    I am incapable of pdbuttons’s inimitable brand of composition. Meter’s not my thang.

  33. Wasadick says:

    “were going to put Bush and all his Nazi SS Storm troopers like Rove and Chaney and Rumsfeld and Bush Sr. and David Gergen on trial

    I’m with you on that Gergen fellow, dude.

  34. pdbuttons says:

    recent histiry book do tell…
    that the couragous benidict tom arnold
    chopped down a roseanne barr tree
    and made a gravy boat
    to float
    over some river at sometime
    and he threw some buttons of his jacket
    at somebody/somewhere/ at sometime

    and they called it macaroni!

  35. Sdferr says:

    Looks like the equity markets have gotten a little excited over their inability to pass through the 3 week old lows. DJIA up 580+.

  36. pdbuttons says:

    sorry-herstory

  37. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Rev. Wright’s getting up from under the buss he was tossed under.

  38. pdbuttons says:

    define-church/or paper
    or week?
    what are them terms?

  39. IT”S GOOD TO BE THE KING. I’ll add that to my ever expanding empire. Now on to becoming the king of capitols!

  40. Christoph says:

    Is this a good time to point out Patterico is a shithead?

  41. Roland THTG says:

    GOD DAMN AmeriKKKa!

  42. Sdferr says:

    Patterico is decidedly not a shithead but on the evidence your put forth in your comment 40, you appear to be on the qualifying list, Christoph.

  43. BJTexs says:

    Easy, Christoph. Let’s keep the can of worms under lock and key.

    This was the critical element of my being unable to buy into the “Obama is a good guy” meme. More than the Born Alive bill or the Marxist upbringing or his work with Ayres or the ACORN connections this ability to look into the camera, Bubba like, and lie with conviction and, ultimately, impunity raised the spectre of teh “ungoodness.”

    My great suspicion is, at his core, Obama is one big time arrogant egotist. Trappings are extra.

  44. JBean says:

    O! told O’Reilly that he attended TUCC “twice a month.”

    He also told O’Reilly that when he went to Chicago, Ayers was a professor. Um, no — O hit Chi in ’85. Ayers didn’t return from NYC until ’87. O’Reilly, being terminally stupid, institutional-media-style, couldn’t compute.

  45. mojo says:

    #2 is parody, right?

    Please, tell me it’s parody.

    Can’t tell the players without a program, Bob.

  46. Sdferr says:

    JBean, did you see that Bill Ayers is appearing on “Good Morning America” tomorrow? It’s good to know he’s feeling freer to speak in public, ain’t it?

  47. snuffles says:

    Shep Smith is sounding more reasonable each day.

    Is it a sign?

    Will Rupert Murdoch throw his pet Righties under the bus in exchange for some of that sweet, sweet corporate welfare the Dems are handing out?

  48. Puck says:

    I said this to a friend the day after the election. “You watch. Before the inauguration, Barack Obama is going to get up and start talking about forgiveness and embracing those with whom we sometimes disagree and welcoming people of all beliefs and backgrounds [except icky conservatives, pee-yuck! — ed.] back into our fold. ‘It’s time for national healing,’ he’ll say, ‘and I’m starting with a man who served this country and brought me to Christ. I’m proud of my friendship with Jeremiah Wright, and I ask you to forgive him as I have done for some things he may have said in the heat of the moment.'”

    It’s just a matter of time. I’d wager Wright will be up on that stage with Michelle and the kids when Barack gets sworn in.

  49. Mossberg500 says:

    Puck, you forgot Pflueger and Farrakhan. It’ll be a regular hate whitey fest.

  50. JBean says:

    JBean, did you see that Bill Ayers is appearing on “Good Morning America” tomorrow? It’s good to know he’s feeling freer to speak in public, ain’t it?

    Oh, yeah, feeling really free: four new books’ worth free (one of those a re-print of “Fugitive Days,” (so badly received due to the “unfortunate” event of 9/11).

    And Dohrn — hey, she’s liberated, man! She attended a confab in Chelsea, NYC (land of the free, home of the uber-left), with a guy named  Jamal Joseph. He’s a cool dude who got an Oscar nomination for a song this year, now the chairman of the film division at Columbia’s School of the Arts. In 1981, though, he was Edward Joseph, a Black Liberation Army thug who was involved in the Brinks Robbery (killing a guard and two policemen, one of whom was Black) — hey, hey, the same heist/murder in which Dohrn was implicated, and spent 6+ months in jail for refusing to testify.

    It’s all good. It’s all cool. O!

  51. pdbuttons says:

    don’t hate the ‘funny bones’
    [chocalate cakes w/ peanut butter fillings]
    hate the wrappers[plastic tight hermetically sealed]
    i’m hungry!

  52. Mikey NTH says:

    Pres. Obama was willing to use any person or group to promote himself. How much of the doctrine of those groups or persons he actually believes is a very good question.

  53. kelly says:

    You’re more circumspect than I, Mikey.

  54. MarkJ says:

    BeneDICK,

    Well, you’ve proved one thing with your atrociously spelled posts: all those billions of dollars spent by the Federal government on literacy programs really didn’t reach their target demographics, did they?

    Puck,

    ‘It’s time for national healing,’ [Obama will say]

    Yeah, “Let the healing begin.” That’s also what prison “booty bandits” say to their “bitches” after every “roto-rooter job.”

  55. Puck says:

    Uh, Mark? Benedick was joking.

  56. Jim in KC says:

    The postulate, Mossberg500, is probably something like, “It’s not a lie if you’re a Democrat and it helps you get elected.” Sort of the obverse of “It’s a lie to accept your country’s intelligence service’s best estimates of an enemy’s strength–and act accordingly–if you’re a Republican.”

  57. kasper says:

    Either Benedick is a fake troll or he’s 12 years old.

  58. eaglewingz08 says:

    You have to understand that Rev Wright neeevvvver said any of the inflammatory racist whackjob things at the ELEVEN O’CLOCK service. It was either the service before or the service after Obama was present. So Obama was telling the truth he never heard such things during his attendance there.
    And even though Obama said in 2004 he was attending Trinity every week, well after he was elected to the Senate, he hardly went at all, so again, he’s telling the truth about his attendance.

    And the moon is made of spaghetti.

  59. cynn says:

    So what was the case in 2004 is no longer the case in 2008, and this makes Obama a liar? That’s some calisthenic thinking there.

  60. Mikey NTH says:

    #53 Kelly:

    I am circumspect, perhaps due to training. Law School does train in caution before making a prediction. But based on Pres. Obama’s own words, he has sought out groups, and has a record of using them. The Marxist/leftist groups in college were good to get him introductions into Chicago south-side politics. Trinity, Ayers, etc. were good to get him into Illinois politics. When anything seems to come between him and his next goal, he cuts them off.

    So does he actually believe in what they say, or are they just used and useful? Tools, until they become a drag and then abandoned? Does he believe in anything other than Barack Obama? I do not know the answer to that last question, but I am starting to lean towards ‘No’.

    Picking Rahm Emanual as CoS leads me to think that the Palestinians aren’t going to get the regard that they think they saw in him, for example.

  61. pretty boy lee says:

    eaglewingz08 is prescient!

  62. pretty boy lee says:

    BURN THE WITCH!!

    BUUUUURN IT!!!!

  63. JBean says:

    And the moon is made of spaghetti.

  64. Christoph says:

    Still more proof of Obama’s goodness rolling in…

    Now He Tells Us: New Afterword to Ayers’ Book States That Obama Was “Family Friend”

  65. Mikey NTH says:

    I think Mr. Ayers ought to be concerned, being a ‘family friend’ and all. It may not be the healthiest relationship around.

    “Prof. Ayers suffered a lab accident with some thermite.”
    “Thermite? He was an education professor!”
    “It was for a very advanced class – understand?”
    “Ummm – yes Press Secretary.”
    “Good.”

  66. happyfeet says:

    Hah. Nice job Mr. Benedick.

  67. Mr. Pink says:

    Jesus christ what have we done.

  68. alppuccino says:

    and then dropped it like plaque infested piece of mutton.

    And I suppose now you’re going to tell us that you floss all your sheep, BJ?

  69. Rich Cox says:

    So wait… is it ok to be a Christian again? I mean… God Botherers are not to be looked at or talked to. Is it the size of the church that matters? If there are more than two morning services is that a bad thing?

    I could not tell sometimes if he was trying to tell the left he did not attend so often as to appeal to the left and for the right because of Wright. (ugh…sorry)

    Even the tiny church I grew up in had a nursery or some have a baby room in back.

  70. Rich Cox says:

    What I meant was… to appeal to the left in a way as not being a church going man like BOOOOSH.

    But wait… that’s right. Black Churches are OK. They even can endorse candidates and let them campaign on Sundays. I saw it in The Blues Brothers.

  71. pretty boy lee says:

    Even the tiny church I grew up in had a nursery or some have a baby room in back.

    Yeah, for that horse shit about the kids making it hard is true, it says alot about Trinity Church.

    I’ve been to quite a few different Churches in my spiritual journey, and all were geared to family.

    Perhaps Trinity promotes a different kind of “family”.

  72. pretty boy lee says:

    to be true…

  73. dre says:

    “Perhaps Trinity promotes a different kind of “family”.”

    We are FAMIlY Just us communist and me!

  74. geoffb says:

    ““It’s not a lie if you’re a Democrat and it helps you get elected.””

    Party uber alles. Democrat Motto

  75. pretty boy lee says:

    I was thinking more “bent nose”, but yours would work for the official song on the “no worries” thread.

  76. Mr. Pink says:

    Didn’t Rev Wright make a crack about garlic noses?

  77. pdbuttons says:

    here the church
    heres the steeple
    open the doors…
    eww-creepy!

  78. ccoffer says:

    Yeah. Romans have garlic noses. Negroes have acorn squash noses. Jews have eggplant noses. Its all about the nose.

  79. ccoffer says:

    And the vegetables.

  80. Mr. Pink says:

    My nose is stuffed full of white greed. It runs the world ya know.

  81. […] about President Obamessiah’s former church?  Well, via Jeff G, we learn this: President-elect Barack Obama said in 2004 – while he was a state legislator […]

  82. dre says:

    Is Stalin’s nose the communist’s standard nose?

  83. Mr. Pink says:

    Stop all this talk about noses people. We are just exhibiting the early stages of ODS talking about such a “good” man in such a manner.

  84. pdbuttons says:

    i like the joke where you touch a childs nose and then hold ur thumb through ur fingers and show it to them and say”i got ur nose-i got ur nose”
    it’s a shame that they’ll have to grow up in the after effect of the obama glow

  85. dre says:

    TCM is playing a pro communist movie right now. Russia 1890. Nice cycle.

  86. Mikey NTH says:

    Just the moustache, dre.

    Fear the moustache! The waxed, iron-hard moustache of the people! The moustache of the 1890’s Bowery bar-bouncer! It is strong, it is true, and it can throw you out of the doors that swing both ways and across the street into the wall of being a non-person, letting you slide down onto the sidewalk of stunned drunkeness!

    Fear the moustache!

  87. Mr. Pink says:

    PD I take what I said bad about you back. I apologize. That last one had me rolling.

  88. pretty boy lee says:

    Yeah. Romans have garlic noses. Negroes have acorn squash noses. Jews have eggplant noses. Its all about the noses with theses people.

    I finished it for you ccoffer. Remember your Alinsky. : Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.”

  89. dre says:

    Fear the moustache!<

    Liberal Fascism :-|)

  90. Bob Reed says:

    So let’s see…

    He really did go to Trinity, and listen to Wright rant about whitey, until of course he began running for President for two years; and until Wright went all freaky-deaky at the national press club…

    And, it turns out that Ayers was more than “a gut in O!s neighborhood… In fact, thay were close family friends. But, it’s OK that they lied; you see, “right-wing commentators tried to use those connections to smear Obama, he says…”

    Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the textbook case of a Sorelian, necessary, lie…

    But, you see, O! is a, you know, good man…Yeah…And according to Mark Anthony, so was Brutus!

    So it seems that Wright and Ayers are comin’ up! Back from under the bus…

    I’m in agreement with Mikey NTH:

    So does he actually believe in what they say, or are they just used and useful? Tools, until they become a drag and then abandoned? Does he believe in anything other than Barack Obama? I do not know the answer to that last question, but I am starting to lean towards ‘No’.”

  91. cynn says:

    You guys are such aspirating tools it’s comical. Obama is the spooky other because he intermittently attended a church presided over by a wall-eyed nut. Now years later he doesn’t go there so much but he’s still an evil prick. Seriously, find a new milk bone to chew on.

  92. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Fear the moustache!

    Hey, that reminds me: what’s Ambassador Bolton’s mustache, Regis, been up to lately?

  93. thor says:

    Try and make me look up “aspirating,” I dare ya.

  94. […] came the news that, despite what he told us while running for President, Barack Obama really did sit in his […]

  95. cynn says:

    Thor: As in trying to choke.

  96. Jack Klompus says:

    cynn you’re so much sexier when you call people “pigs” who are wrongfully attached to the money that they work to earn.

  97. Bob Reed says:

    cynn,

    With all due respect, I don’t believe that aspirating means what you think

    And, we don’t think O! is a spooky other or an evil prick

    Speaking for myself, I think he’s simply disingenuous, and a phony prick…

    Vive la difference

  98. Rob Crawford says:

    Obama is the spooky other because he intermittently attended a church presided over by a wall-eyed nut. Now years later he doesn’t go there so much but he’s still an evil prick.

    “Intermittently” is not how I’d describe “every Sunday”.

    And just what the fuck will it take for the left to admit that spending 20 years listening to Wright and never voicing an objection until Wright said the same damned things in front of the press is at the least troubling?

    Or is there some reason we cannot hold Obama to the same standards we hold other politicians to?

  99. cynn says:

    Jack Klompus: What an illiterite name, if it’s real: it is not my project to be sexy, though I might be. I don’t begrudge enterprising people profits appropriate to their accomplishments, as the fair market bears. The problem is the ejaculation of taxpayer money to undeserving fucks.

    And otherwise, did you have a point?

  100. […] November 14, 2008 Obama Comes Clean About Rev Wright Posted by mcnorman under Uncategorized | Tags: Obama, Rev Wright, trinity |   He was at church every Sunday.  He lied throughout the campaign.  Obama is a low life, despicable, rotten liar!  Thanks Protein Wisdom. […]

  101. Bob Reed says:

    cynn,
    Don’t get me wrong; don’t misunderstand my flip comments…

    O! seems like an affable fellow, and I wouldn’t mind apending some time with him, sharing a nice Sardinian Rose, and talking about, you know, Reinhold Niebuhr and what he means to each of us…

    But I disagree with his politics, and therefore don’t think he’s Presidential material…

    That doesn’t mean I’ll go all Kos Kiddy and stamp my feet while screaming, “HE’S NOT MY PRESIDENT“!!11!!eleventy!1!!1!

    I mean, that would be co-opting the other teams playbook…

    Best Wishes…

  102. cynn says:

    So assuming that’s the case Rob, assuming that Obama is so thoroughly brainwashed into thinking that the whitey is evil, what will you do? Do you truly think Obama is programmed to execute the fearsome blacky agenda and you must do something drastic? Or do you just sit on the sidelines and snipe?

  103. snuffles says:

    I find it troubling that Obama attended church, Rob Crawford.

    But I’m an atheist.

    All preachers sound equally bizarre to me.

    Feel any better?

  104. pdbuttons says:

    i like preachers on wheels
    cuz they’re faster
    and they spread more good

  105. thor says:

    Wheels of preachers
    round and round
    oh shit, it’s green
    sorry Bill Bennett
    all your chips, gone!

  106. pdbuttons says:

    i bet that you would bet red
    cuz ur a commie fuck
    but when u putt on my private golf course green
    don’t be mean

  107. thor says:

    commie fucks
    hockey pucks
    do you know
    full well

  108. pdbuttons says:

    it’s a wonderful life
    go ahead and jump
    every time a bell rings
    i do push-ups for obama

  109. thor says:

    Big
    red cushioned chairs
    scurrying furry hares
    steel eyed stares
    and, so sorry girl
    broken down mares

  110. pdbuttons says:

    i knew four brothers
    they each took turns rowing
    to a shiny city
    on a hill

    then they learned about the regatta
    harvard u see
    they wouldn’t piss on me if i was on fire
    [is it a full moon? cuz maybe u 2nd world peeps could land/get close to it sideways vagina!]

  111. pdbuttons says:

    moon-usa-flag

  112. thor says:

    A still in the night
    let’s get drunk, OK
    is it still tonight?
    two mugs of moonlight
    makes me go dopplerin

  113. thor says:

    that there isn’t
    a hell’uva a cat
    stray up, homey

    isn’t this exquisite
    that it isn’t
    a look in the eyes

  114. pdbuttons says:

    i love when cnn[name ur news org]
    has some story /meme
    from some shithole town in some bullshit city in some fuckhead continent bitching about whatever…
    and they are ALL wearing t-shirts from brit/usa/ausmakes me laugh!
    makes me full belly chortle!
    cuz i’ve had breakfasat lunch/ dinner/snacks/brunch/toast

  115. pdbuttons says:

    row faster
    throw the dead overboard[unless ur hungry]
    dry foot rule?
    [we are the best!]

  116. pdbuttons says:

    #113
    nice
    took me awhile
    to smile!
    but i am
    serious
    my sister a language proff at harvard
    and i mention u[and other peeps here!
    ur funny

  117. thor says:

    i knew a guy name pd
    no really
    hey, petey
    it’s pd, p and d
    all his life same shit
    you bet’cha

    he sold pot in high school
    died on a train
    to NYC
    suzanne, poor girl
    left her with
    two kids

    i bet they weren’t
    named pd, or sue

    sloppy reckonings
    pd first dated diane
    who I fucked
    on her trampoline
    she became
    a nurse

    pd
    drove a blue trans am
    he did
    he was such a dick
    suzanne
    should’a stuck with Ed
    he scored good weed
    can’t remember what he drove

  118. pdbuttons says:

    bobby orr

  119. pdbuttons says:

    oh snap
    u f%cked my 444
    anyhoo
    when ur living in the gutter
    you gotta look at the stars
    or the people who stabbed you
    or the dude who pissed on you
    [i know!he told the cops he didn’t see me- he just had to go-[pee]
    but as i lay in the gutter-i know who’s pissing on me and who’s not]

  120. thor says:

    can u sleepwalk
    when ur
    fast asleep?

    my foot’s asleep
    small feat 444 feet
    stomp stomp
    yawning dogs
    hush puppies

    rhinos
    hate fire

    I’ll paint a picture
    of the face
    that murdered me
    it’ll help me
    go to sleep

  121. pdbuttons says:

    #117
    love it
    my arms would hug u
    but i’m retarded
    the first rule of retards is….
    never get close to anyone unless ur jumpimg out of a burning building and ur sure u can land on them
    cuz if they tell u ..i’ll catch u’
    don’t believe em
    cuz they won’t
    u know why?
    cuz ur retarded

  122. pdbuttons says:

    lik a cat
    i always land close to my crutches

  123. thor says:

    debunkung myths
    I take my life
    in my hands

    ravens, I hope
    will take away
    my skull
    transport me
    in an act
    of enormity

    fuck taps
    21 guns
    coffin drapes

    that ain’t the outlaw
    way

  124. pdbuttons says:

    they tried to make ballerinna
    they lied
    toes died
    they wanted to make me geisha
    they lied
    toes died

    but
    on the good side
    i now work fot Disney!
    [ssshhi’m thinkin of becoming a hand model
    for watches/rings/ya’know]

  125. thor says:

    Disney was bold
    liked working
    past closing

  126. pdbuttons says:

    haiku?
    i don’t wanna brag…

  127. thor says:

    between fingers
    and toes
    we’re 40 of those

  128. thor says:

    I’m a freestyler
    forget about me

    I’ll slam a door
    you’ll miss me
    you’ll see
    wait!
    just wait
    yet?

    fuckin door’s ajar
    jar’s a door
    like I haven’t used
    that line before

  129. pdbuttons says:

    mommy’s won a prize!
    is the carnival leaving?
    she’s coming back…right?

  130. pdbuttons says:

    nite!
    ur funny

  131. thor says:

    please,
    have me back
    fantastic to be here
    hello chicago
    button up
    it’s a little chillier
    than when you came in
    on your way out

  132. Patrick Chester says:

    Ah, the “drown the comments in bullshit” method of encouraging discussion.

    Poor thor. Feeling ronery again, I guess.

  133. Rusty says:

    #102
    Comment by cynn on 11/13 @ 9:57 pm #

    So assuming that’s the case Rob, assuming that Obama is so thoroughly brainwashed into thinking that the whitey is evil, what will you do? Do you truly think Obama is programmed to execute the fearsome blacky agenda and you must do something drastic? Or do you just sit on the sidelines and snipe?

    I’ll take this Rob, Thanks.
    Ahem. Well. Cynn. Drastic, how? Other than getting involved in the process and pointing out out every constitutional and factual error I don’t know what you mean by drastic. If he and his cabinet stray too far from the Bill of Rights there may be a campaign to call for his impeachment. But if you mean to are we-conservatives- going to take to the streets and destroy property and loot, I don’t think so. I’ll leave to the reason challenged class.

  134. pdbuttons says:

    white bread is evil
    until u toast it
    then it’s just a hard piece of bread
    until u put something on it

  135. Mr. Pink says:

    Hey PDbuttons did you get my apology?

  136. scooter (still not libby) says:

    Speaking of quality parody – what ever happened to witheld? Anybody know?

  137. […] as we now learn that it SEEMS Obama attended Trinity Church far more often than he said he did during the campaign. Of course, if he attended as often as he […]

  138. Andrew the Noisy says:

    It appears that cynn does not care to have her president mocked, nor questioned, nor challenged, especially on grounds that she finds weak or hysterical.

    My heart goes out to her.

  139. Rob Crawford says:

    So assuming that’s the case Rob, assuming that Obama is so thoroughly brainwashed into thinking that the whitey is evil, what will you do?

    Actually, I don’t assume that’s the case. It’s one of the possibilities, with the other being that he’s so cynical he tolerated that degree of hatred because it opened political opportunities for him. Which, again, should say something about the “progressive” movement that such a place is a door-opener, and should say something about his character, given his willingness to tolerate racial hatred to get ahead.

    But, assuming that’s the case, I’ll mostly point and laugh at how the party that accuses anyone who disagrees the least bit with their policies of being “racist” has put an honest-to-God racist into the highest office in the land.

    Beyond that, I’ll oppose whatever of his policies I object to, and I’ll make my opposition through lawful, honest, honorable means. You’ll never see me fantasizing about his murder, I’ll work to ostracize anyone who does, and I hope to hell he lives a long life. A long, unsuccessful life, fully aware that the American people eventually rejected what he wanted to do to them (much as Jimmy Carter has), but still a long life.

  140. Carin says:

    Rob, no over-sized paper mache puppets? ‘Cause I have a slave work-force of five kids …

    just saying.

    FIGHT THE POWER!

  141. Jack Klompus says:

    What an illiterite name

    HA!

  142. Rob Crawford says:

    Hey, Carin, if you want paper mache heads, go for it. Just don’t expect me to carry them.

  143. Sdferr says:

    witheld withdrew

  144. […] we learn that the Obamessiah did, indeed, attend the Trinity Racist and Conspiracy Theory Society every week for 20 years. At least according to his […]

  145. […] When the Reverend Wright tapes surfaced, Obama lied and said that he never heard those inflammatory remarks. When people questioned him, how he could attend a church and NEVER hear those kinds of remarks, he then came out and admitted that he heard a few of those controversial remarks. Then he gave his famous *race speech* and started a massive backtracking of how often he actually attended the church. But, as most of us knew, he used to claim that he attended Church every Sunday at 11am. And now, an old interview has revealed as much. “President-elect Barack Obama said in 2004 – while he was a state legislator running for a U.S. Senate seat – that he attended services at Trinity United Church of Christ every week. […]

  146. Slartibartfast says:

    Just great. An approving link from Larry Johnson.

  147. […] Apparently Obama really didn’t know all the vile hate Reverend Wright was preaching at Trinity United. He just lied about being a faithful churchgoer to garner votes. It was all just a big fabrication to make Obama out to be the good christian, who attended church every Sunday, at 11am. […]

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