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a CITIZEN JOURNALIST prepares himself for life under Barack Obama’s Socialist Paradise, 2

“Sorry, Comrade Lesnar. When I said I’d be heading home to have a nice dinner and then share some intimate time with my wife, of course I meant with I’d be asking you home for a nice dinner and some intimate time with our wife…”

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140 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST prepares himself for life under Barack Obama’s Socialist Paradise, 2”

  1. happyfeet says:

    Other Guy got brownies in the mail from like the Greatest American Happy Brownie Company or whatever that he saw on the tv and he brought them into my office to show me. Then he showed them to NG. Then he put them away. How messed up is that? Who thinks like that?

  2. happyfeet says:

    His brownies, I coveted them.

  3. urthshu says:

    you should post the brownie pics comrade

  4. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Is he an Obama supporter? Then you should’ve just taken them, all but one.

    If he complained, you should’ve told him he was lucky to still have that one, given how many brownie-deprived people there are in the world.

  5. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    And now I’m going to have to go make brownies.

  6. urthshu says:

    b/c having little girls locked up in the desk must be illegal and you do need to report it

  7. David says:

    You seem to be forgetting the greatest Social Experiment in American history under President Bush… his plan to democratize Iraq (a Muslim nation).

    More than $5OO,OOO,OOO spent so far… estimated to cost 2 to 3 TRILLION DOLLARS.

    But healthcare for Americans?

    Oh, that’s socialism.

    As a veteran I get lifetime FREE healthcare from my VA hospital… socialism

  8. Jeff G. says:

    Healthcare for Americans is socialism? I did not know that.

  9. urthshu says:

    democratising iraq is not socialist

  10. urthshu says:

    the military is, tho, a very ‘socialist’ thing, if you’re using that to mean ‘all gov’t all the time;. that i’d agree with, and i’d go further to say its both necessary and good.

    but i’d never extrapolate from that to propose the entire nation fall under militaristic policies. i mean listen to yourself, man, thats just crazy talk

  11. nate says:

    Yeah, David. It’s health care for poor Americans that’s socialist. Get it straight.

  12. urthshu says:

    nah, its the proposals for providing healthcare which may, or may not, be socialist.
    is it the fed’s job to provide for your healthcare?

  13. BRD says:

    You didn’t capitalize comrade. It’s a title, like Doctor or Senator or Governor.

  14. SarahW says:

    Comrades before Gonads.

  15. urthshu says:

    i can’t easily capitilize right now. one-handed typing

  16. Adriane says:

    I would say B. Milhouse Obama, Esq.’s vote to stuff babies in a coat closet until they died is just about as bottom feeding as you can get…

    But his leaving his constituents in sewage filled public housing while his campaign supporters took public housing maintenance moneys just might be as low.

  17. SarahW says:

    So that government run health care didn’t work out to provide the best care? Imagine.

  18. dre says:

    To better prepare for the O!(pbuh), should I rent “Reds” or “Dr.Zhivago”?

  19. urthshu says:

    anyway if libs are so hot for the free healthcare how come they don’t encourage more enlistments? hey, poor people – you can learn skills, get a career, and free healthcare – its even teh socialist goodness!!!

    nah much rather spit and call em babykillers and shit. plus it wouldn’t be farming their votes properly

  20. urthshu says:

    oh zhivago definitely. that part with that crazy anarchist on the train, played on a loop

  21. urthshu says:

    mute when they play lara’s theme

  22. alppuccino says:

    More than $5OO,OOO,OOO spent so far… estimated to cost 2 to 3 TRILLION DOLLARS.

    More than 500 mil? In 5 years? 100 million a year and Barack keeps chirping something about 10 bil a month? Let’s see, 3 tril divided by 100 mil, 30 thousand years of Iraq war value? Sounds like a great deal!

  23. dre says:

    “But his leaving his constituents in sewage filled public housing”

    Joe the Plumber could fix that.

  24. JimK says:

    They can share my guns, when they take them from my cold dead hands. Molon Labe!!

  25. Two images this brings to mind:

    Of course, Dr. Zhivago, from years ago.

    The second, a visit I made to Cuba in 1993. Walking into a huge antebellum style mansion in La Havana, and seeing the rooms off the main hall all divided with blankets and cardboard. Whole families living in individual salons and bedrooms and makeshift areas. I thought I had stepped into Russia circa the Revolution. Except it was the 1990’s. But these folks have lived like this for decades.

    Upside: Castro keeps the ganja flowing freely. Opiate of the masses, without all that crass commercialism seen on the TV. I got high just walking down the street. Nice sleepy socialism. Obama’s gotta give us at least that trade-off.

  26. alppuccino says:

    God! Imagine having a Swiss Cake Roll stand in Cuba. You.would.rake.it.in.

  27. Sdferr says:

    Pequeña Debbista?

  28. Rich Cox says:

    You.would.rake.it.in. Just long enough to have it taken away.

  29. happyfeet says:

    miltypes? That’s some stupid socialist word isn’t it? There’s something very faddish about this whole Baracky brand of socialism. From the stupid rich liberal peoples I hear a lot of what choice do we have but to try socialism? That’s same as what they said when they bought a Prius or converted their swimming pool from chlorine to salt water. Has anyone else noticed that they speak of their reverence for Baracky in the same tones in which they speak of their reverence for Jon fucking Stewart? Could they be more shallow and creepy no they really couldn’t.

  30. urthshu says:

    odd thing:
    sometimes i bring up with my lib friends the idea of having an american foreign legion so immigrants could get a good route towards citizenship and learn skills, english, pay, etc

    they typically think its an ok or even good idea. like for them b/c then they get someone else to do the shit work. which is just how they are.

    conservative friends are the only ones who have misgivings b/c they don’t trust foreigners to be loyal soldiers.

  31. kelly says:

    Kind of like Obama’s America.

  32. alppuccino says:

    Could they be more shallow and creepy no they really couldn’t.

    I think using the phraseology “They’ll find out he has steel in his spine” gives it a run. It’s altogether awkward, creepy, pathetic and oxymoronic in one bufoonish package.

  33. thor says:


    Comment by nate on 10/20 @ 5:01 pm #

    Yeah, David. It’s health care for poor Americans that’s socialist. Get it straight.

    The poor, why can’t they would just die already.

  34. thor says:

    The poor, I wish they would just die already. The poor, why can’t they just die already.

  35. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Maybe you should give next month’s allowance check from Daddy to a shelter, thor.

  36. dre says:

    “The poor, I wish they would just die already”

    Ain’t no “poor” in America. Just a bunch of whiners who got shafted by the left and put the blame on everyone else.

  37. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    an american foreign legion so immigrants could get a good route towards citizenship and learn skills, english, pay, etc

    I think we already have that, sort of, but it’s not really like the French Foreign Legion.

    Foreigners can join the regular military and get citizenship after a certain number (8, I think) years of service.

    Lots of Filipinos do that.

  38. Dash Rendar says:

    I just wish the poor would just die of laughter when Baracky says he wants to help them out. “Yea, here’s $2,000 you poor schmo, now get away from me and stop looking me in the eye. Uh, someone get this guy some Garnier conditioner his hair is a mess.”

  39. dre says:

    “The poor, why can’t they just die already”

    Didn’t Michelle have Poor with Iranian cavier at the Waldorf?

  40. MC says:

    In socialism we have n-somes.

  41. Darleen says:

    cleo, David, nate

    These your friends?

    Explain to me why part of MY paycheck should be spread to them.

  42. urthshu says:

    sbp –
    yep, they do.
    but my point was to show the opposing sides of that fence, where the logic seems to break down, esp. on the lib side.

    also, an ot funny bit: was looking up the phrase ‘fly in the ointment’ in re: baracky’s socialism being that… turns out it comes from here but note the various translations! the modern e-z 2 read ones you find at the uu churches totally lose the meaning.

  43. mojo says:

    the military is, tho, a very ’socialist’ thing

    It’s a tool. Blame the hand, not the knife.

  44. urthshu says:

    not ‘blaming’ anything, mojo

  45. Darleen says:

    Arthur Laffer on Prager’s show last Friday

    http://townhall.com/MediaPlayer/AudioPlayer.aspx?ContentGuid=7cd3d3b5-782c-48cc-ad8e-b0f98ded0c0f

    “If you tax people who work and pay people who don’t work, don’t be surprised if you find a lot of people not working.” 18:50

  46. dre says:

    ““If you tax people who work and pay people who don’t work, don’t be surprised if you find a lot of people not working.” ”

    Or people working and not reporting their income.

  47. dre says:

    If O! is elected would it be better to become a mexican and come back illegal?

  48. urthshu says:

    there’s actually a tax levied on people who renounce citizenship

  49. Darleen says:

    dre

    for most wage earners in mid-large businesses, getting your wages in cash is impossible. And second or third parttime cash jobs will be too.

    Not that a lot of us are trying to figure out how to get into an underground economy already.

  50. qwfwq says:

    semantic: You gotta be the boring-est fucking commenter I’ve ever read. Insipid. Boring. Blechh. Why don’t you take your smug hostility and see how far up your ass you can stick it? Do something constructive for a change. You’re wasting your time here, you 2-bit troll.

  51. Bob Reed says:

    When I said I’d be heading home to have a nice dinner with my wife, of course I meant with I’d be asking you home for a nice dinner with our wife…”

    Makes sense Jeff G, when ya think about it…

    Because according to O! we’re gonna, you know, spread the wealth around, Bra!…

    O!

  52. dre says:

    “there’s actually a tax levied on people who renounce citizenship”

    Thanks Charlie “Why pay taxes” Rangel.

  53. geoffb says:

    “To better prepare for the O!(pbuh), should I rent “Reds” or “Dr.Zhivago”?”

    If you’re looking to see a vision of the world that Ayers and Obama will try to bring watch The Damned.

    If you just want a good movie then Dr. Zhivago.

  54. Slartibartfast says:

    I found Olby to be even more quiveringly indignant tonight, Madam! But, Senator, I soon discovered that he was celebrating the 2000th day since Olby went off the deep end and completely failed to understand what Mission Accomplishment meant, in context.

    Possibly he could have misunderstood it further, and took it to mean that Bush, whose fault everything is, meant to say that Jesus’ mission on Earth was accomplished and we could all just gratefully off ourselves in the sure knowledge that we were SAYVED. But that would have been just a wee bit more crazy.

  55. dre says:

    O! ran over grandma now she’s in the hospital

  56. Dave E. says:

    In our future brave new world, you will work, Obama will take the fruits of your labor as he sees fit, and you will LIKE IT.

    Please memorize the following to make things easier after January:

    “Thank you Sir, may I have another?”

    That is all.

    For now.

    Bitches.

  57. RTO Trainer says:

    As a veteran I get lifetime FREE healthcare from my VA hospital… socialism

    No. No you can’t.

    A veteran should know how it actually works.

  58. RTO Trainer says:

    Interesting that Nate and David advocate VA style health care for either all Americans or at least for the poor.

    God help ’em.

  59. dre says:

    “He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism … that you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.”

  60. geoffb says:

    If you would like a somewhat lighter though still very dark look into the future through the mirror of the past, try Swing Kids. The music is good and it even has Dr. Wilson pre-House.

  61. RTO Trainer says:

    Yeah, but we can’t afford to give ADEQUATE healthcare to our vets. After all, they aren’t ACTIVE duty, and therefore have no importance.

    You have less of a clue than Nate and Dave.

    BTW, do you speak English?

  62. dre says:

    “WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Barack Obama will suspend campaigning for 24 hours later this week to visit his ailing, 86-year-old grandmother in Hawaii, his campaign announced tonight.”

    http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2008/10/obama_to_halt_c.html

  63. dre says:

    Does O! think the deal is done? Weird like sticking a fork salute somewhere? Maybe Dohrn groupies. Or “The Sting”? and O! is Lonegon.

  64. Slartibartfast says:

    …still mysteriously tuned into MSNBC, where I hear some woman with mouth-parentheses in close order a) make fun of Republicans for pointing out the obvious: you can’t give a tax cut to those with no tax burden, then: b) announce in complete seriousness the crucial breaking news that Barack Obama has quit his campaign, for the nonce, to attend to his grandmother, who has been a Very Important Influence on O!

    Oh, I forgot the intermediate smirking from a professor of African American Studies. SNL couldn’t possibly make up anything funnier.

  65. dre says:

    Barack Obama will suspend campaigning for 24 hours later this week to down play Joey Hairplugs remarks concerning war if O! is elected to visit his ailing, 86-year-old grandmother in Hawaii, his campaign announced tonight.”

  66. Slartibartfast says:

    …and now they’ve dragged Ana Marie Cox into the commentary. Please, stop. You’re killing me.

  67. Slartibartfast says:

    Oh, now she’s talking about airplanes and command towers. Clearly, she’s got a masterful grasp of both politics and journalism.

    And now she’s used “Obamaland” in a sentence. Shoot me now!

  68. Jeffersonian says:

    Reds? Zhivago? No, Burnt by the Sun.

  69. Slartibartfast says:

    Next, it’s more indignant outrage, starring Keith Olbermann!

    Keith

  70. Slartibartfast says:

    …was much more believable as a sports commentator.

  71. SarahW says:

    Yes, I second Jeffersonian’s nod for Burnt by the Sun.

    Or Carpenter and the Walrus.

  72. dre says:

    “McCain to Vets: No upgrades to your 1945 GI Bill. go suck a rock…..”

    Link it dickhead! O! sorry: you deal in EMOTION.

  73. Bod says:

    Screw that, just go for “1984”.

  74. dre says:

    So why is the the O!fraud hanging in Hawaii in the last 2 weeks? Those internal polls must really suck.

  75. Dash Rendar says:

    He’ll probably have to retreat to Hawaii and build an underground lair after he fucks up the country with his socialism, run the country from a bunker and all that. He’s just preppin for the eventuality.

  76. Dash Rendar says:

    O, he also fears talking to people now, seeing how some guy named Joe just outed his as the biggest fraud for prez basically evah.

  77. poppa india says:

    Late as usual, but #7 David misses the point that whatever veterans benefits we get are because they were earned through service, not given to everyone. And as RTO pointed out, all veterans do not usually get lifetime free healthcare.

  78. dre says:

    Did Joey Hairplugs frighten O!?

  79. Dash Rendar says:

    Maybe it has menopause.

  80. RTO Trainer says:

    Active military…. good. Inacitve military….go suck on a rock……

    I’s obvious to me that you have no idea what you’re alking about. I keep wondering if you are aware of it at all.

    McCain to Vets: No upgrades to your 1945 GI Bill. go suck a rock…..

    Ignoring for the moment that you’ve completely misrepresented the Senator’s position did you see on my site where I agreed with his position? Did you see why I thought, and still think, the Webb bill was a bad idea?

  81. dre says:

    “that would greatly expand educational benefits for members of the military returning from Iraq and Afghanistan under the GI Bill. ”

    Oh Boo Hoo to giving money to a bunch of Marxists. FU academic asshole.

  82. Mark A. Flacy says:

    “government run health care didn’t work out to provide the best care?” UNDERFUNDED, you mean, ’cause we don’t need no slacker miltypes sucking on the taxpayer’s teat……

    Wait until someone else figures out that all the welfare slackers and old folks are even less useful to the State than inactive military.

  83. Dash Rendar says:

    Oh noes! Its angry.

  84. Oh noes! Its angry.

    you won’t like it’s incoherence when it’s angry.

  85. thor says:


    Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 10/20 @ 5:54 pm #

    Maybe you should give next month’s allowance check from Daddy to a shelter, thor.

    Winter is coming, are you looking for a place to sleep?

  86. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Winter is coming, are you looking for a place to sleep?

    No, why? Is your Daddy looking for another leech?

    Dollar Nears 18-Month High Against Euro

    Heh.

  87. dre says:

    Winter is coming, are you looking for a place to sleep?

    O!h yea O! in Hawaii

  88. RTO Trainer says:

    I know it frustrates you when we start to talk about things that are over your head and beyond your comprehension. You’d like to join in with everyone else when it seems like everyone is having fun. I felt that way when I was 8 too. But eventually I grew up and learned how to form coherant sentences and my understanding grew too. Your’s will also someday, though I can see why you may not think so today.

    But just becasue your angry with yourself and frustrated with your small underdeveloped brain, you’ve go to understand that it’s not acceptable to throw poo at others or to engage in sexual harassment, even though it seems safe and anonymous online. If nothing else, you just can’t ever tell who you might really meet in person someday.

    For now I suggest that you go to bed. Part of you problem is proabably just having trouble keeping track of what’s being said because it’s so far past your bed time.

    G’night now.

  89. Dash Rendar says:

    zing

  90. Darleen says:

    poor widdle cleo

  91. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Oh, and when was it that thorboi said he’d bought more Japanese yen against the euro? October 6, wasn’t it?

    Why, yes, it was.

    Heh.

    You’ve got a real talent for buying at the bottom, thor, I’ll give you that much.

  92. Semanticleo says:

    “G’night now.”

    Yes, you must be exhausted from seeking the solace of your peers. It’s a shame you don’t risk Harm’s Way by commenting on sites where your fascism is not welcomed with the warm arms and succor you so nobly seek in your quest for camaraderie.

    Bless you my sincere and well-intentioned child…..

  93. Pablo says:

    Oh, you’d be wrong about that too, ‘cleo. But at least that comment isn’t weapons grade stupid like this is:

    McCain to Vets: No upgrades to your 1945 GI Bill. go suck a rock…..

    You really have no fucking clue whatsoever as to what you’re talking about. Why do you make proclamations out of such utter ignorance?

  94. Pablo says:

    See, I was in the military in the 80’s and I didn’t have a GI Bill at all.

  95. thor says:

    #

    Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 10/20 @ 8:40 pm #

    Winter is coming, are you looking for a place to sleep?

    No, why? Is your Daddy looking for another leech?

    Dollar Nears 18-Month High Against Euro

    I have no open positions in my forex account right now, wittle empty header. I only trade currency when there’s enough volatility to actually make money. I had 13 different contracts collared with stop-limits (including stop losses) going at once. If they hit the stop loss price they got sold if they went up I moved the stops up underneath ’em. Maybe you should have engaged a few of those MBA’s who set the curve in your math classes. That’s why I’ll be covering your coming social security checks with my cap gains on my Yen contracts. The fuckin’ Yen pounded the British Pound and the Euro. My last four contracts – the winners that just kept winning – were all long Yen contracts.

    That’s how you do it, faggot, namely, you let the market reveal strength – you don’t wave a flag and bellow Reaganesque platitudes like a Republican queer. There’s no fealty for God and country in trading currency, there’s only evil profit, of which I grabbed me my share. You? Didn’t think so.

  96. It’s a shame you don’t risk Harm’s Way by commenting on sites where your fascism is not welcomed with the warm arms and succor you so nobly seek in your quest for camaraderie.

    um, you might want to look at HuffPo. seriously. he’s a masochist that way sometimes. ;p

  97. Pablo says:

    thor, did you make money or did you just blow a bunch of guys? You’re screaming between the lines there, little zero.

  98. Semanticleo says:

    “um, you might want to look at HuffPo. seriously. he’s a masochist that way sometimes. ;p”

    I guess he’s too busy to speak fer hisself. You Maggie, fear the whip

  99. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I have no open positions in my forex account right now

    Why, did they cut you off?

    Maybe you should have engaged a few of those MBA’s who set the curve in your math classes.

    If by “setting the curve” you mean “dropping after the first homework set”, you have a point.

    of which I grabbed me my share.

    And yet, oddly, all of your claims of “profit” are retroactive. Every one you’ve announced in advance has gone in the tank.

    Keep spinning, braggart. You’re an incompetent playing with Daddy’s money.

  100. I guess he’s too busy to speak fer hisself.

    looks like it. he’s busy typing away elsewheres. but I let him… he’s done a lot since he got home today.

  101. Darleen says:

    every time cleo sez “fear the whip” I get the giggles… I get a vision of cleo as one of the dwarfs dancing around a tiny Stonehenge on stage with Spinal Tap

  102. LOL, Darleen, thanks for that.

  103. Dash Rendar says:

    or a Dr. dwarf with a needle about to give you a spinal tap. Ugh, don’t take the brown acid.

  104. Semanticleo says:

    “You’re screaming between the lines there,”

    Go fuck yerself. He dismantled yer straw and stick houses and built himself
    a brick and mortar response.

    Know it.

  105. Semanticleo says:

    “I get the giggles…’

    I suspect the giggles are of a more visceral variety.

  106. Darleen says:

    Like most Leftists, cleo is a coward, capable of little more than passive-aggressive blather.

  107. belly laughs? you betcha! I scared teh kittehs.

  108. Dash Rendar says:

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin

  109. SevenEleventy says:

    It does this whenever it’s told.

  110. Slartibartfast says:

    Maybe you should have engaged a few of those MBA’s who set the curve in your math classes.

    I don’t think there were any MBAs at all in my ODE or PDE classes. None at all even in the relatively easy Advanced Calc, and none in Numerical Methods. Which math classes were those MBAs enrolled in, I wonders?

  111. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Which math classes were those MBAs enrolled in, I wonders?

    In another thread, I mentioned a graduate modeling and simulations class, which was cross-listed all over the place. Physical scientists, engineers, social scientists, computer scientists, and MBAs all signed up.

    None of the MBA guys made it through the first homework set.

    Where I did undegrad, they had a special “business calculus” class.

  112. Pablo says:

    Go fuck yerself. He dismantled yer straw and stick houses and built himself
    a brick and mortar response.

    That’s a neat trick, given that he wasn’t responding to me, ya fuckin’ halfwit.

  113. thor says:

    Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 10/20 @ 9:05 pm #

    Every one you’ve announced in advance has gone in the tank.

    Keep spinning, braggart. You’re an incompetent playing with Daddy’s money.

    You’re the most senile dick here. And that you have all day to spend on a message board calling people names says all that needs to be said, don’t’cha think, dick?

    “thor went fishin’ and didn’t catch no fish, ha!” (actually I caught two snook) “thor gets a check from his daddy” (we keep two-million of our family trust in cash, but I since have trading authority over it I’ve added tax-frees lately, nothing risky, and my distrubution from the trust last year was a mere $25K) “thor lost his daddy’s money” (actually my partner in California and I transferred $5K each from our corporate accounts into a Forex account and played around a bit, we made a little over $1600 and transferred it back already)

    The reality I live in versus sPie’s spin is quite boring. Nothing to see here.

  114. Mark A. Flacy says:

    Who the fuck are you and why should I give a shit what you think, asshole.

    ‘Cleo as a child.

  115. RTO Trainer says:

    You Maggie, fear the whip

    What my wife and I do in private is none of your business.

  116. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I think thorboi’s getting a little perturbed, don’t you?

    Heh.

    Back in the trollbin you go.

  117. thor says:

    You’re as boring as you are stupid and assholish, sPies.

  118. Jim says:

    Hey you up there. No, you. No, the other guy. Yeah, you. Fuck you.

  119. JD says:

    MissKKKleo’s PRE traumatic stress disorder is in over-drive today.

  120. MAJ (P) John says:

    Temper tantrum toward our Signal Corps NCO aside, ‘cleo – I would encourage you to do a bit more basic research on us “miltypes” and what the G will or will not do for us. I’ve got a couple years in the Reserves, 4 Active, the rest Guard. You have misportrayed the Guard/Reserve side of the house as being some sort of second tier/second class citizens.

    A good start is http://www.va.gov. It is a much better site than it used to be.

  121. Rob Crawford says:

    Ya know, I had six semesters of math classes, and while the first one or two may have had MBA students in them, I’m sure as hell none of the others did.

    Hell, I can (sadly) say I’ve forgotten more mathematics than most MBAs even suspect exists.

  122. JHoward says:

    Question, y’all: Is impending collectivism responsible for the clearly stupider left-troll commentariat?

    Recently thorboi lost his sinewy sense of humor. So maybe collectivism isn’t assured. Grrr.

  123. Cowboy says:

    Or people working and not reporting their income.

    Exactly, dre.

    Sitting down with my accountant last year, I had a genuine “come to Jesus” moment when he explained that after taxes, teaching two classes for my local community college in the summer came near to costing me money.

    I swore to my wife right then that I would never work a taxable job in the summer again. I worked handyman jobs this past summer and actually made money.

  124. Mr. Pink says:

    Same thing happened with my mom once Cowboy. She worked like 120 hours in 2 weeks and ended up hitting a higher tax bracket or something. She ended up getting half of her paycheck taken and only pulling in a couple hundred more dollars than she woulda have made working 80 hours.

  125. Kirk says:

    Its that damn privilege Cowboy. Suck it up and bear it like a man. For the people and all that.

  126. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Biden questions your patriotism, Cowboy.

  127. Darleen says:

    Cowboy, Mr. Pink

    At the risk of repeating myself from another thread … Arthur Laffer was on Dennis Prager’s show last Friday (he has a new book out: The End of Prosperity
    How Higher Taxes Will Doom the Economy–If We Let It Happen
    and one of the money quotes … a real “good lord, common sense!” … was

    If you tax people who work and pay people who don’t work, don’t be surprised to find a lot of people who won’t work

  128. N. O'Brain says:

    “Who the fuck are you and why should I give a shit what you think, asshole.”

    An active duty soldier, asshole.

    And a better man than you could possibly dream of being.

    Asshole.

  129. N. O'Brain says:

    “If you tax people who work and pay people who don’t work, don’t be surprised to find a lot of people who won’t work”

    The saying in the Soviet Union was, “They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work.”

  130. Mr. Pink says:

    This could all be avoided with a Constitutional Amendment for a line item veto. Not by the President, but by individual taxpayers. We should be able to pick and choose which government programs we contribute too, with exceptions being emergency care services and such things as the DMV,FBI and our Armed Services. That would be some change I would believe in. Especially an opt out for Social Security that would be great.

  131. Squid says:

    Who the fuck are you and why should I give a shit what you think, asshole.

    I love it when a troll succinctly (if inadvertently) sums up the opinion of the community he pretends to torment. The irony, it is delicious.

    Stay tuned for tomorrow’s installment, wherein the window-licker mocks a statistician for pretending to understand opinion polling!

  132. Benedick says:

    I got distracted when Tolerant Thor started calling people “faggots”.

  133. thor says:


    Comment by Benedick on 10/21 @ 9:59 am #

    I got distracted when Tolerant Thor started calling people “faggots” “faggot.”

    Fixed it for ya, faggot.

  134. JHoward says:

    Is it true you once made sixteen hundred dollars, thor?

    Racist.

  135. JHoward says:

    Especially an opt out for Social Security that would be great.

    SS is in the Constitution, Pink. Just ahead of the part on government schools. Or so it would seem.

    Racist.

    (Currently on NPR, who’s bigassed centrist education policy is best. Questions about why we’re in bigassed centrist education policy? Nope.

    Not All Things Considered, communists.)

  136. nikkolai says:

    One could make a career out of psyco-analyzing thor.

  137. SDN says:

    Jeff G, your thesis isn’t new:

    On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
    (Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
    Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
    And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”

    The Gods of the Copybook Headings”

    However, when dealing with the clue-challenged (thor, take a bow), repetition is necessary.

  138. SDN says:

    Semen doesn’t even read her own links….

    On his campaign plane this afternoon, McCain said he and allies in the Senate are working on an alternative to the bill, but would only support something that included incentives to stay in the military.

    “We are working on proposals of our own — I’m a consistent supporter of educational benefits for the men and women of the military,” McCain said. “I want to make sure that we have incentives for people to remain in the military as well as for people to join the military. … I’ve talked a lot about veterans’ health care, so we’ll continue to talk about those issues and how to care for vets. I know I can do that, having been one.”

    Of course, not thinking Semen’s way is the real sin. “My thoughts or no thoughts!”

  139. SDN says:

    Nikkolai, wouldn’t that be like a career as a honey wagon driver? Why make a career watching shit?

  140. ginsocal says:

    Thor is yet another incarnation of the “Liberal Internet Hero.” You know the type:
    1. He has never lost money in any market.
    2. He has a highly lucrative, high-profile job that he can’t reveal, but take his word for it: he makes infinitely more money than you.
    3. He has had several careers, all either Very Important, or secretive. Count on at least one being military and/or espionage. Even though he’s only 25.
    4. He has never even been in the same room with an unattractive woman.
    5. He can have any woman he wants.
    6. He is ALWAYS right, regardless of the evidence to the contrary.

    He is, in short the picture of Walter Mitty. But without the humor of the movie. A two-dimensional human being, trapped in an excruciatingly dull and anonymous life by his own lack of talent, skill and ability.

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