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September 16, 2008
Swiftboating Sarah Palin
Hockey Moms Against Palin: “She betrayed us in the past. How can we trust her now?” If the people who served alongside her won’t vouch for her, how can we? Food for thought, people. A big ‘ol macaroni and ground beef casserole for thought, even… (h/t suzynjoe) 41 Comments ::: Post a comment »RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI: http://proteinwisdom.com/wp-trackback.php?p=13268 Leave a commentIf you want to leave a feedback to this post or to some other user´s comment, simply fill out the form below. |
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Comment by Dan Collins on 9/16 @ 11:20 am #
Bitch didn’t make the jello mold, and my daughter’s allegic to wheat!
Comment by Mr. Pink on 9/16 @ 11:29 am #
Sarah Palin once told me she threw her hockey stick over the wall outside the NHL Hall of Fame in disgust.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 9/16 @ 11:35 am #
Sarah Palin turned me into a newt!
Comment by Doug Stewart on 9/16 @ 11:40 am #
A newt?
Comment by Jeffersonian on 9/16 @ 11:42 am #
I got better.
Comment by Roland THTG on 9/16 @ 11:44 am #
Sarah Palin done kilt mah daddy.
Comment by Warren Bonestel on 9/16 @ 11:44 am #
You can only use newts in Republican witches’ brews, and only at midnight during the fall equinox….and only in years beginning with the number 1994.
Comment by Doug Stewart on 9/16 @ 11:45 am #
@Jeffersonian:
Perfect. Was hoping you’d follow-up.
*grin*
Comment by Mr. Pink on 9/16 @ 11:45 am #
She also accused her fellow hockey moms of butchering her apple pie recipe at the bake sale.
Comment by Kanye East on 9/16 @ 11:52 am #
Sarah Palin don’t like black peeples.
Comment by Dan Collins on 9/16 @ 11:52 am #
What’s with “butchering”? Don’t you mean “bakering”?
OCCUPATIONISTS!!!!
Comment by ducktrapper on 9/16 @ 11:53 am #
Sarah Palin a newterer! Run guys!
Comment by SteveJJ on 9/16 @ 11:59 am #
Sarah Palin is fantastic. Bibles, guns and babies, hot damn. I love her. She will be in the White House for the next twelve years and bring stability back to this nation. And to think, she’s hot too.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 9/16 @ 12:01 pm #
To be fair, #6, daddy had a caribou costume on at the time.
Comment by Bob Reed on 9/16 @ 12:13 pm #
She was more concerned about tanning….TANNING BED…TANNINGATE!!!1!!eleventy
Comment by Yackums on 9/16 @ 1:59 pm #
Is this for real? As satire, it’s hilarious. It’s also very well done – it is satire, isn’t it?
Comment by denise on 9/16 @ 2:16 pm #
Sarah has radical friends like radical racist – Rev Wright, felon – Tony Rezko, and terrorist bomber – Bill Ayers. Oh, sorry. That’s Barack Obama.
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Comment by Buffy Smythe on 9/16 @ 2:30 pm #
I heard she wore White AFTER LABOR DAY! Bitch!
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Comment by DerHahn on 9/16 @ 2:40 pm #
casserole?? Real hockey moms say ‘hotdish’.
Comment by BJTexs on 9/16 @ 2:41 pm #
She was always about “Hey, we need to organize the car pool cuz there is lots of equipment to haul and I need room fer my rifle and ammo so some you other moms are just gonna to have to pitch in. I can’t drive on Thursdays cuz that’s when I tan and sneak into the library to steal bad books. AND YES, FOR THE LAST TIME, I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OFFSIDE AND ICING YA BUNCHA HICK COW MOOSE FARTS!!!”
Oh and there was the embarrassment of her ranting about why can’t rape victims pay for their own rape kits, especially that Jezebel Sheila who what for being a floozy cleavage showing slut and always shaking her can like she’s Brittany or something and just what did she expect to happen when she never goes to church and doesn’t know Jesus?
Then she got elected and nothing changed.
Comment by Joel on 9/16 @ 2:53 pm #
It’s hotdish, not carrerole airhead.
Comment by Sdferr on 9/16 @ 2:58 pm #
The looming question is beginning to look like “Well, yes, but is the hockeymom a hot-dish?”
Comment by Victor. on 9/16 @ 3:08 pm #
I was at that game against Palmer last week, and while it’s true that there was a bake sale going on, I didn’t see any of those bitches helping Joey Bolsheviky’s mom deal with the angry crowds.
Comment by BJTexs on 9/16 @ 3:14 pm #
“Joey Bolsheviky”
HA! Best. Hockey. Name. Evah!
Comment by kgs_mvs on 9/16 @ 3:17 pm #
What a great parody! Those accents are great! “What’s the difference between icing and offsides? She didn’t know!” Thanks for the belly busting laughs.
Comment by Jude O'Connor on 9/16 @ 3:20 pm #
Sarah is similar to Sheriff Joe of Maracopa County AZ. They get the job done but do you see or hear of any other sheriffs that do as well? NOPE! Why not? Do we have any other governors cleaning up their own party and state? NOPE! Why not?
Comment by Bill on 9/16 @ 3:30 pm #
Sarah Palin gave me a blow job in the oval office.
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Comment by JerryT on 9/16 @ 4:02 pm #
Aha! The swift-boating of Sarah Palin!
Comment by tron on 9/16 @ 5:18 pm #
Sarah Palin once shot a man in Reno….
just to watch him die.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 9/16 @ 5:26 pm #
Sarah Palin once shot a man in Reno….
just to watch him die.
Pretty sure that was actually “Juneau”.
And she shot him because he was a Democrat.
Who she wanted to watch die.
Pretty close, though!
Comment by synova on 9/16 @ 5:41 pm #
Wow… where did they find these ladies? That was awesome. The accents were perfect. Now I’m homesick for Scandi stuff, don’t cha know. (Oh wait… it’s Ace that does the Scandi stuff.)
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Comment by -18,hockeydudeGF on 9/16 @ 6:56 pm #
Sarah Palin wears her hair like that because she has a grooosss goutier.
Comment by guinsPen on 9/16 @ 7:06 pm #
I think you mean Real Cloutier.
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Comment by jftous13 on 9/16 @ 9:47 pm #
This is small town poor slop, not even funny–a tad overplayed, though I do believe she did or did not do any or all of those things! There are more of those around than the ONES who do right!! LIFE GOES ON!
Comment by Swen Swenson on 9/16 @ 11:37 pm #
As a staunch Republican and long-time supporter of John McCain, I’m just concerned about what it will do to his campaign when it comes out that Sarah Palin wears pearls before 5. I mean! How gauche.
Comment by TRAVIS on 9/17 @ 10:25 am #
If Sarah Palin shoots you between the eyes, it’s because that’s where she was AIMING!!!!