Shannon Elizabeth comments on John Edwards’ affair and its potential fallout for the Democratic convention and Dem delegates
Elizabeth: “I met John-John when he was still as Senator, but to be honest, I was so high on X that all I recall from the evening was his inviting me over to ‘the other America,’ where, if memory serves, he was going to dress me up like a naughty asian housekeeper and spank me ‘deliciously’ with a vacuum cleaner cord. Which, that’s okay in the other America, even if you’re married — especially when your wife is at home in the first America with a bucket by her bed, resting up from chemo.
“Unfortunately, what isn’t allowed in this other America is doing a shot of flaming Ouzo and then throwing up chorizo and eggs into the Senator’s hair. That, I found, will have you quickly shuttled off to a Lincoln Towncar by serious looking men in dark suits, and dropped outside of one of those North Carolina indie rock bars, only to find yourself awakened the next morning by two naked Indigo Girls fingering your swollen nipples with a guitar pick. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…”