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The Penis, Smitier Than This Word [Dan Collins]

A manlifesto, at American Digest.

AP runs aground. Algal blooms are responsible for over half of beaching incidents, and directly affected by Global Warming. [h/t Insty]

55 Replies to “The Penis, Smitier Than This Word [Dan Collins]”

  1. Semanticleo says:

    Sometimes a racist is just a racist.

    But I think the racist is the last one to acknowledge his/her racism.

  2. Sementickle says:

    Sometimes a moron is just a moron.

    But I think the moron is the last one to acknowledge his/her moron-ness.

  3. Semanticleo says:

    Is that you, JD?

  4. Dan Collins says:

    In my defense, I couldn’t find a photo of a beached white whale.

  5. JD says:

    No, Semen. I point out that you are an incoherent babbling moron. Racist.

  6. thor says:

    You mean that’s not Obama’s penis?

  7. Rob Crawford says:

    Anyone have any idea WTF semen was commenting about?

  8. Semanticleo says:

    I knew it was you. You’re the only person here who lacks any honesty or integrity whatsoever. You should be called out for hiding behind false
    monikers; that is, if anyone has the integrity to do so.

  9. JD says:

    Alas, Semen, you are quite wrong. It was not me. The folks that run the site can confirm same. I have no problem putting my name on it when I point out what a fool you are.

    I am the only one that lacks honesty and integrity. Coming from someone that claims to suffer from PRE traumatic stress disorder, and routinely vomits idiocy around the innertubes, I will wear your scorn as a badge of honor.

    Racist

  10. Semi-Conscious says:

    Thread topic? We don’t need to follow no stinkin’ thread topic!

  11. Semantics-Clueless says:

    English? We don’t need no stinkin’ english!

  12. Sorta-Declasse says:

    Mais oui! Eef you can make le barest suggestion of ze racism zen ze intentionalism is passe, n’est pas?

    VIVE LA SUGGESTION DE RACISM!!

  13. Mikey NTH says:

    Not completely off-topic, but I saw the Paris Hilton commercial.
    Ummm…it actually was pretty funny. “See you at the debates…bitches.”

  14. Semanticleo says:

    My apologies, JD. But apparently, I was also wrong about the number of
    honest posters here.

  15. JD says:

    Semen – The number of things you have been wrong about are practically endless. Apology accepted.

  16. McGehee says:

    Cleo, you could go away and reduce the number by at least one.

  17. Rob Crawford says:

    I’m still trying to figure out where semen pulled the “racist” bit in the first comment. Anyone?

  18. Semanticleo says:

    “Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar”

  19. Selling-Claptrap says:

    The merest suggestion of racism, as determined by me, of course, is enough to brand an entire message as racist and the person who wrote it as racist. Of course this person can’t proclaim their racism because either they know that their suggested racism is a no no for polite society or they simply do not know that they are racists, not having access to my superior divining skills for suggested racism.

    Rob, I hope I’ve been able to clear this up for you, you racist. (suggested)

  20. SarahW says:

    Semanticleo, the reference isn’t what was missed. It’s your point.

    Sometimes a racist is just a racist? A racist is always a racist. A cigar is not necessarily a penis signifier. So you lost me.

  21. McGehee says:

    enough to brand an entire message as racist and the person who wrote it as racist.

    Along with anyone who fails to denounce the message and its author as racist the instant the message is conceived, much less expressed.

    This precognition accounts for the vast numbers of proven racists who have never said or done a racist thing in their lives, even by code word. They dishonestly edit their messages before the racism gets expressed. But those with superior divining skills are of course too perceptive to let them get away with it.

  22. JD says:

    Rob – You know where its point came from. Think cornhole.

  23. Selling-Claptrap says:

    Ah, large headed white man, you understand. Bravo! (racist)

  24. Sdferr says:

    Are these code words?: “I’m not here from central casting.”

    How about these?: “Who sent you?”

  25. McGehee says:

    You can’t go wrong in understanding the Left if you turn the cynicism up to 11.

  26. BJTexs says:

    With an arena sized bank of Marshall Amps.

  27. thoorr says:

    “You mean that’s not Obama’s penis?” You can tell it’s not Obama’s penis because thor’s mouth is nowhere in sight.

  28. JD says:

    I confess to still be trying to figure out the overt and code-word racism that the semenleo was able to divine.

  29. Semanticleo's Douche says:

    Sometime water and vinegar is just a mixture!

  30. McGehee says:

    Sometimes a non-red card suit is just a non-red card suit.

  31. JD says:

    Sometimes a cigar is a cigar, but sometimes it is a battery free Rabbit clit tickler.

  32. JD says:

    Try saying that 3 times, fast.

  33. kelly says:

    Most bizarre thread to date, I reckon.

  34. Sdferr says:

    North: One club
    East: Two spades
    South: Racist!
    West: Pass

  35. thor says:

    I can’t believe Dan posted a pic of a dead whale’s pussy.

    I can’t stop myself from staring at it.

    When a whale cooch queefs it makes make the reef fish shudder.

  36. thor says:

    When a whale cooch queefs tsunami alarms must go off.

    Look at it.

  37. thor says:

    The labia is the size of spare truck tire.

    Probably just as rubbery.

  38. thor's chin says:

    Hey, man, can you wipe O!’s semen off of me? His acidic splooge tends to give me a rash.

  39. thor says:

    One whale pussy could feed an entire village of gooks.

    Or they could just live inside it and eat their way out.

  40. Pablo says:

    Oh, more of that incisive analysis we’ve come to expect. Ever think of writing your own blog, thor? I’m sure lots and lots of people would like to read your thoughts at length. Surely there must be at least some.

  41. Dan Collins says:

    I think this whole post was beached from the get-go.

  42. TheGeezer says:

    Sometimes a cigar is a cigar, but sometimes it is a battery free Rabbit clit tickler.

    Battery free? Does one operate it with a crank?

  43. TheGeezer says:

    And, if so, how old must the crank be?

  44. Silver Whistle says:

    I used to enjoy smoking cigars.

  45. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you’re gonna go far, fly high
    you’re never gonna die, you’re gonna make it if you try, they’re gonna love you

    Thor would hit that whale. We all know it.

  46. Silver Whistle says:

    And to think, Monica Lewinski used to be a humidor.

  47. JHoward says:

    Don’t get on thor’s bad side. Well, don’t get on thor’s. Rubbery.

    Wait; DO OVER!

  48. BJTexs says:

    This was a perfectly acceptable post, Dan, so there’s no need to blubber.

    I denounce myself.

  49. Silver Whistle says:

    So, not a complete fluke?

  50. BJTexs says:

    No need to flounder over the language, Silver Whistle.

    […]

    We should probably stop now before someone issues a an excessive pun fatwa against us.

  51. Silver Whistle says:

    OK, BJ, I’m baleen out of here.

  52. Ahab says:

    “In my defense, I couldn’t find a photo of a beached white whale.”

    Yarr, that beast be the devil’s own tool of Freudian metaphor.

  53. JD says:

    One whale pussy could feed an entire village of gooks.

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

  54. Rob Crawford says:

    Rob – You know where its point came from. Think cornhole.

    What’s a party game have to do with it? God, now I’m really confused.

  55. Mikey NTH says:

    #53 – I guess racist remarks only go one way.

    I second this: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

    Add classless, uncultured, and utterly rude.
    I don’t care how many drinks thor wants to buy – he isn’t sitting at my table.

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