A manlifesto, at American Digest.
AP runs aground. Algal blooms are responsible for over half of beaching incidents, and directly affected by Global Warming. [h/t Insty]
A manlifesto, at American Digest.
AP runs aground. Algal blooms are responsible for over half of beaching incidents, and directly affected by Global Warming. [h/t Insty]
Sometimes a racist is just a racist.
But I think the racist is the last one to acknowledge his/her racism.
Sometimes a moron is just a moron.
But I think the moron is the last one to acknowledge his/her moron-ness.
Is that you, JD?
In my defense, I couldn’t find a photo of a beached white whale.
No, Semen. I point out that you are an incoherent babbling moron. Racist.
You mean that’s not Obama’s penis?
Anyone have any idea WTF semen was commenting about?
I knew it was you. You’re the only person here who lacks any honesty or integrity whatsoever. You should be called out for hiding behind false
monikers; that is, if anyone has the integrity to do so.
Alas, Semen, you are quite wrong. It was not me. The folks that run the site can confirm same. I have no problem putting my name on it when I point out what a fool you are.
I am the only one that lacks honesty and integrity. Coming from someone that claims to suffer from PRE traumatic stress disorder, and routinely vomits idiocy around the innertubes, I will wear your scorn as a badge of honor.
Racist
Thread topic? We don’t need to follow no stinkin’ thread topic!
English? We don’t need no stinkin’ english!
Mais oui! Eef you can make le barest suggestion of ze racism zen ze intentionalism is passe, n’est pas?
VIVE LA SUGGESTION DE RACISM!!
Not completely off-topic, but I saw the Paris Hilton commercial.
Ummm…it actually was pretty funny. “See you at the debates…bitches.”
My apologies, JD. But apparently, I was also wrong about the number of
honest posters here.
Semen – The number of things you have been wrong about are practically endless. Apology accepted.
Cleo, you could go away and reduce the number by at least one.
I’m still trying to figure out where semen pulled the “racist” bit in the first comment. Anyone?
“Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar”
The merest suggestion of racism, as determined by me, of course, is enough to brand an entire message as racist and the person who wrote it as racist. Of course this person can’t proclaim their racism because either they know that their suggested racism is a no no for polite society or they simply do not know that they are racists, not having access to my superior divining skills for suggested racism.
Rob, I hope I’ve been able to clear this up for you, you racist. (suggested)
Semanticleo, the reference isn’t what was missed. It’s your point.
Sometimes a racist is just a racist? A racist is always a racist. A cigar is not necessarily a penis signifier. So you lost me.
Along with anyone who fails to denounce the message and its author as racist the instant the message is conceived, much less expressed.
This precognition accounts for the vast numbers of proven racists who have never said or done a racist thing in their lives, even by code word. They dishonestly edit their messages before the racism gets expressed. But those with superior divining skills are of course too perceptive to let them get away with it.
Rob – You know where its point came from. Think cornhole.
Ah, large headed white man, you understand. Bravo! (racist)
Are these code words?: “I’m not here from central casting.”
How about these?: “Who sent you?”
You can’t go wrong in understanding the Left if you turn the cynicism up to 11.
With an arena sized bank of Marshall Amps.
“You mean that’s not Obama’s penis?” You can tell it’s not Obama’s penis because thor’s mouth is nowhere in sight.
I confess to still be trying to figure out the overt and code-word racism that the semenleo was able to divine.
Sometime water and vinegar is just a mixture!
Sometimes a non-red card suit is just a non-red card suit.
Sometimes a cigar is a cigar, but sometimes it is a battery free Rabbit clit tickler.
Try saying that 3 times, fast.
Most bizarre thread to date, I reckon.
North: One club
East: Two spades
South: Racist!
West: Pass
I can’t believe Dan posted a pic of a dead whale’s pussy.
I can’t stop myself from staring at it.
When a whale cooch queefs it makes make the reef fish shudder.
When a whale cooch queefs tsunami alarms must go off.
Look at it.
The labia is the size of spare truck tire.
Probably just as rubbery.
Hey, man, can you wipe O!’s semen off of me? His acidic splooge tends to give me a rash.
One whale pussy could feed an entire village of gooks.
Or they could just live inside it and eat their way out.
Oh, more of that incisive analysis we’ve come to expect. Ever think of writing your own blog, thor? I’m sure lots and lots of people would like to read your thoughts at length. Surely there must be at least some.
I think this whole post was beached from the get-go.
Battery free? Does one operate it with a crank?
And, if so, how old must the crank be?
I used to enjoy smoking cigars.
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you’re gonna go far, fly high
you’re never gonna die, you’re gonna make it if you try, they’re gonna love you
Thor would hit that whale. We all know it.
And to think, Monica Lewinski used to be a humidor.
Don’t get on thor’s bad side. Well, don’t get on thor’s. Rubbery.
Wait; DO OVER!
This was a perfectly acceptable post, Dan, so there’s no need to blubber.
I denounce myself.
So, not a complete fluke?
No need to flounder over the language, Silver Whistle.
[…]
We should probably stop now before someone issues a an excessive pun fatwa against us.
OK, BJ, I’m baleen out of here.
“In my defense, I couldn’t find a photo of a beached white whale.”
Yarr, that beast be the devil’s own tool of Freudian metaphor.
One whale pussy could feed an entire village of gooks.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
What’s a party game have to do with it? God, now I’m really confused.
#53 – I guess racist remarks only go one way.
I second this: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Add classless, uncultured, and utterly rude.
I don’t care how many drinks thor wants to buy – he isn’t sitting at my table.