A manlifesto, at American Digest.
AP runs aground. Algal blooms are responsible for over half of beaching incidents, and directly affected by Global Warming. [h/t Insty]
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August 6, 2008
The Penis, Smitier Than This Word [Dan Collins]
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Comment by Semanticleo on 8/6 @ 8:49 am #
Sometimes a racist is just a racist.
But I think the racist is the last one to acknowledge his/her racism.
Comment by Sementickle on 8/6 @ 8:50 am #
Sometimes a moron is just a moron.
But I think the moron is the last one to acknowledge his/her moron-ness.
Comment by Semanticleo on 8/6 @ 8:51 am #
Is that you, JD?
Comment by Dan Collins on 8/6 @ 8:52 am #
In my defense, I couldn’t find a photo of a beached white whale.
Comment by JD on 8/6 @ 8:55 am #
No, Semen. I point out that you are an incoherent babbling moron. Racist.
Comment by thor on 8/6 @ 8:56 am #
You mean that’s not Obama’s penis?
Comment by Rob Crawford on 8/6 @ 8:57 am #
Anyone have any idea WTF semen was commenting about?
Comment by Semanticleo on 8/6 @ 8:58 am #
I knew it was you. You’re the only person here who lacks any honesty or integrity whatsoever. You should be called out for hiding behind false
monikers; that is, if anyone has the integrity to do so.
Comment by JD on 8/6 @ 9:05 am #
Alas, Semen, you are quite wrong. It was not me. The folks that run the site can confirm same. I have no problem putting my name on it when I point out what a fool you are.
I am the only one that lacks honesty and integrity. Coming from someone that claims to suffer from PRE traumatic stress disorder, and routinely vomits idiocy around the innertubes, I will wear your scorn as a badge of honor.
Racist
Comment by Semi-Conscious on 8/6 @ 9:05 am #
Thread topic? We don’t need to follow no stinkin’ thread topic!
Comment by Semantics-Clueless on 8/6 @ 9:06 am #
English? We don’t need no stinkin’ english!
Comment by Sorta-Declasse on 8/6 @ 9:09 am #
Mais oui! Eef you can make le barest suggestion of ze racism zen ze intentionalism is passe, n’est pas?
VIVE LA SUGGESTION DE RACISM!!
Comment by Mikey NTH on 8/6 @ 9:16 am #
Not completely off-topic, but I saw the Paris Hilton commercial.
Ummm…it actually was pretty funny. “See you at the debates…bitches.”
Comment by Semanticleo on 8/6 @ 9:16 am #
My apologies, JD. But apparently, I was also wrong about the number of
honest posters here.
Comment by JD on 8/6 @ 9:22 am #
Semen – The number of things you have been wrong about are practically endless. Apology accepted.
Comment by McGehee on 8/6 @ 9:24 am #
Cleo, you could go away and reduce the number by at least one.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 8/6 @ 9:34 am #
I’m still trying to figure out where semen pulled the “racist” bit in the first comment. Anyone?
Comment by Semanticleo on 8/6 @ 9:37 am #
“Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar”
Comment by Selling-Claptrap on 8/6 @ 9:43 am #
The merest suggestion of racism, as determined by me, of course, is enough to brand an entire message as racist and the person who wrote it as racist. Of course this person can’t proclaim their racism because either they know that their suggested racism is a no no for polite society or they simply do not know that they are racists, not having access to my superior divining skills for suggested racism.
Rob, I hope I’ve been able to clear this up for you, you racist. (suggested)
Comment by SarahW on 8/6 @ 9:48 am #
Semanticleo, the reference isn’t what was missed. It’s your point.
Sometimes a racist is just a racist? A racist is always a racist. A cigar is not necessarily a penis signifier. So you lost me.
Comment by McGehee on 8/6 @ 9:56 am #
Along with anyone who fails to denounce the message and its author as racist the instant the message is conceived, much less expressed.
This precognition accounts for the vast numbers of proven racists who have never said or done a racist thing in their lives, even by code word. They dishonestly edit their messages before the racism gets expressed. But those with superior divining skills are of course too perceptive to let them get away with it.
Comment by JD on 8/6 @ 10:04 am #
Rob – You know where its point came from. Think cornhole.
Comment by Selling-Claptrap on 8/6 @ 10:04 am #
Ah, large headed white man, you understand. Bravo! (racist)
Comment by Sdferr on 8/6 @ 10:10 am #
Are these code words?: “I’m not here from central casting.”
How about these?: “Who sent you?”
Comment by McGehee on 8/6 @ 10:14 am #
You can’t go wrong in understanding the Left if you turn the cynicism up to 11.
Comment by BJTexs on 8/6 @ 10:18 am #
With an arena sized bank of Marshall Amps.
Comment by thoorr on 8/6 @ 10:18 am #
“You mean that’s not Obama’s penis?” You can tell it’s not Obama’s penis because thor’s mouth is nowhere in sight.
Comment by JD on 8/6 @ 10:19 am #
I confess to still be trying to figure out the overt and code-word racism that the semenleo was able to divine.
Comment by Semanticleo's Douche on 8/6 @ 10:26 am #
Sometime water and vinegar is just a mixture!
Comment by McGehee on 8/6 @ 10:40 am #
Sometimes a non-red card suit is just a non-red card suit.
Comment by JD on 8/6 @ 10:51 am #
Sometimes a cigar is a cigar, but sometimes it is a battery free Rabbit clit tickler.
Comment by JD on 8/6 @ 10:52 am #
Try saying that 3 times, fast.
Comment by kelly on 8/6 @ 10:58 am #
Most bizarre thread to date, I reckon.
Comment by Sdferr on 8/6 @ 11:00 am #
North: One club
East: Two spades
South: Racist!
West: Pass
Comment by thor on 8/6 @ 11:12 am #
I can’t believe Dan posted a pic of a dead whale’s pussy.
I can’t stop myself from staring at it.
When a whale cooch queefs it makes make the reef fish shudder.
Comment by thor on 8/6 @ 11:16 am #
When a whale cooch queefs tsunami alarms must go off.
Look at it.
Comment by thor on 8/6 @ 11:18 am #
The labia is the size of spare truck tire.
Probably just as rubbery.
Comment by thor's chin on 8/6 @ 11:19 am #
Hey, man, can you wipe O!’s semen off of me? His acidic splooge tends to give me a rash.
Comment by thor on 8/6 @ 11:21 am #
One whale pussy could feed an entire village of gooks.
Or they could just live inside it and eat their way out.
Comment by Pablo on 8/6 @ 11:28 am #
Oh, more of that incisive analysis we’ve come to expect. Ever think of writing your own blog, thor? I’m sure lots and lots of people would like to read your thoughts at length. Surely there must be at least some.
Comment by Dan Collins on 8/6 @ 11:39 am #
I think this whole post was beached from the get-go.
Comment by TheGeezer on 8/6 @ 11:46 am #
Battery free? Does one operate it with a crank?
Comment by TheGeezer on 8/6 @ 11:50 am #
And, if so, how old must the crank be?
Comment by Silver Whistle on 8/6 @ 12:27 pm #
I used to enjoy smoking cigars.
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 8/6 @ 12:37 pm #
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you’re gonna go far, fly high
you’re never gonna die, you’re gonna make it if you try, they’re gonna love you
Thor would hit that whale. We all know it.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 8/6 @ 12:40 pm #
And to think, Monica Lewinski used to be a humidor.
Comment by JHoward on 8/6 @ 12:57 pm #
Don’t get on thor’s bad side. Well, don’t get on thor’s. Rubbery.
Wait; DO OVER!
Comment by BJTexs on 8/6 @ 1:11 pm #
This was a perfectly acceptable post, Dan, so there’s no need to blubber.
I denounce myself.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 8/6 @ 1:35 pm #
So, not a complete fluke?
Comment by BJTexs on 8/6 @ 1:37 pm #
No need to flounder over the language, Silver Whistle.
[...]
We should probably stop now before someone issues a an excessive pun fatwa against us.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 8/6 @ 1:47 pm #
OK, BJ, I’m baleen out of here.
Comment by Ahab on 8/6 @ 1:56 pm #
“In my defense, I couldn’t find a photo of a beached white whale.”
Yarr, that beast be the devil’s own tool of Freudian metaphor.
Comment by JD on 8/6 @ 2:01 pm #
One whale pussy could feed an entire village of gooks.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 8/6 @ 2:22 pm #
What’s a party game have to do with it? God, now I’m really confused.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 8/6 @ 5:17 pm #
#53 – I guess racist remarks only go one way.
I second this: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Add classless, uncultured, and utterly rude.
I don’t care how many drinks thor wants to buy – he isn’t sitting at my table.