“I didn’t mean to hit that pedestrian,” Novak said.
See what I just did there? That was funny, see?
UPDATE: Thanks to Christoph in the comments:
Source: Novak’s Victim Worse Than First Thought
Oh. Republican, eh?
UPDATE x2:
The bicyclist who stopped Novak is attorney David “Pro” Bono. Anonymous has a rundown of his political campaign contributions. I am sure that this is merely fortuitous, but I mention it just the same.

















Comment by Karl on 7/23 @ 3:41 pm #
Check the rest of the home page recently?
;-)
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/23 @ 3:45 pm #
Yeah, I saw that, Karl. But en-grossed? I can’t abide such cheap puns.
Comment by Karl on 7/23 @ 3:47 pm #
Actually, I stuck the NPR thing on just for happyfeet.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/23 @ 3:58 pm #
Non-existent Pedestrian Radio. Faugh.
Comment by Christoph on 7/23 @ 3:59 pm #
The part where Novak laughed before saying, “He’s not dead; that’s the main thing,” was the part I found most touching. The part where he laughed a minute before that was endearing too.
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Comment by Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) on 7/23 @ 5:10 pm #
- #5
- I’m sure it was nervousness Christoph. Have you ever done something you were obviously embarrassed about?
Comment by Jerry on 7/23 @ 5:31 pm #
If Novak would simply come out and make a statement along the lines of,”That’s not the pedestrian I used to know,” the problem would pretty much be over.
Comment by Patrick Carroll on 7/23 @ 5:58 pm #
The Prince of Darkness nudged a pedestrian.
The pedestrian should be so lucky.
Comment by James Murtha on 7/23 @ 7:58 pm #
Obama has no programs or acts that he has proposed in Congress. Obama is a nothing in Congress and has only words to sell to the people of America. I’m not sure Obama qualifies to run for President birth certificate seens to be in question;some say it is a forgery/What does Obama say about his birth certificate ?is it a forgery or not?
Comment by McGehee on 7/23 @ 10:00 pm #
When did Novak become the Prince of Darkness? I could’ve sworn that was Richard Perle.
Is it a term-limited position?
Comment by mydonose on 10/5 @ 4:35 pm #
yaz