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Call Me Israel [Dan Collins]

“Well let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s,” he said, according to a transcript of the press conference.

I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.

Whatever. It’s not like it’s Czechslovakia.

More transcripts of Demosthenes:

OBAMA: Uh, uh, are, uh, uh, uh, um. That’s — that’s a bunch — so — so let me tick these off. Deh… Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh. So the issue is not a perception that, uh… Weh, weh, let me put it this way. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, We’re — we’re trying to — you know, we’ve got a bipartisan group here and — and — and, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh, uh, uh.

UPDATE: In the comments, Slart says that Pam might be uh, um, uh, exaggerating a bit.

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19 Replies to “Call Me Israel [Dan Collins]”

  1. Carin says:

    Man, I get all tingly just reading it.

  2. TheGeezer says:

    Please let the transcript be true!

  3. happyfeet says:

    ohnoes. Baracky’s in the deep end again without his floaties.

  4. SevenEleventy says:

    “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for…”

    He is profound.

  5. Slartibartfast says:

    Looking at the videos, that’s a huge exaggeration. Obama does a much better job at answering questions of that kind than McCain would. Certainly light-years better than Bush.

    Methinks Pamela is reaching. Which is not unexpected, given that she latched on to the Obama’s-birth-certificate-forgery bit of nonsense.

  6. dre says:

    Rush Limbaugh has 9 minutes of Baracky going um ah

  7. Carin says:

    I was unable to watch, so I can’t say (although I’ve found Pamela to be hysteric at times so I can give Slart a bit of an edge.) Politicians, talking off of the cuff, make mistakes. In the past – when we’re talking about Bush – this was always a sign of his profound stupidity yada yada yada. I personally don’t think it has a deeper meaning, but picking on Obama is a way of getting back. Of illustrating that it either means something, or it doesn’t . And if it doesn’t mean anything, than by default neither do the years of nitpicking Bush’s every verbal tick.

    But, when Obama states asinine positions – not verbal switches, etc – than those, imho, do have meaning.

  8. Carin says:

    And, one more bit, this does show how much of the publics perception (of speaking ability) is based on how the MSM reports it. Bush is not a great speaker, but I don’t think he is as bad as is reported. And, Obama is a pretty good speaker (especially prepared remarks) but not as great as is reported.

  9. Dan Collins says:

    Sure, but “um” isnt’ exactly orotund, is it?

  10. Dan Collins says:

    Or, I can assume that it’s a rhetorical device, and call it “obostrophe,” and we can rename him Umbama.

  11. Carin says:

    O!bostrophe.

  12. BJTex says:

    ISRAEL STANDS BEHIND ISRAEL!!!

    O! (um)

  13. Rev Dr E Buzz says:

    After watching Barry go down in flames in the ABC debate, I think everyone who watched that knows he is completely fucked without a prompter or notecards.

    To suggest otherwise is aaaaand so, um, uh uh uh dishonest.

  14. Eric J says:

    Given the events of last week, I’m not even sure that that’s true.

  15. mojo says:

    I’m my own Grandpa.

  16. JD, not a sockpuppet says:

    JD thinks that JD is one helluva guy.

  17. JD says:

    See, Baracky is only 2 degrees removed from being a sockpuppet.

  18. Slartibartfast says:

    The “Israel is a friend of Israel’s” bit is on the last video clip at Pamela’s site. It says it’s ten minutes long, but the quote is less than a minute in, I think.

  19. Slartibartfast says:

    It is, however, pretty clear what he meant. At least he didn’t mean anything stupid. That’s always a plus in a Presidential candidate.

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