If you’re going to watch the Miss Universe Pageant tomorrow, and you’re a fan of blondes, you’ll have to choose between Miss Netherlands and Miss Croatia. I’m not sure I vetted them all, but I did a reasonable amount of research. Because I’m a giver.
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July 12, 2008
The Endangered Blonde [Dan Collins]
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Comment by daleyrocks on 7/12 @ 8:31 pm #
“I’m not sure I vetted them all, but I did a reasonable amount of research.”
Drapes and carpet?
Comment by lee on 7/12 @ 8:37 pm #
Are you sure that’s the right link?
Comment by gebrauchshund on 7/12 @ 8:43 pm #
Good to hear that Cheney’s heart is ticking along normally. Not sure what that has to do with the Miss Universe Pageant, but good news all the same.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/12 @ 8:48 pm #
Thanks, guys. Should be fixed.
Comment by Lisa on 7/12 @ 9:45 pm #
Thanks Dan. V.P. Cheney may or may not be an Evil Overlord, depending on your politics. But we can all come together on this one fact: He is no Miss Universe.
Comment by Patrick on 7/12 @ 9:57 pm #
Misses Albania, Belgium, New Zealand, and Slovenia would quibble with your count.
Comment by poppa india on 7/12 @ 10:01 pm #
That’s not the Viet Nam that I knew.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/12 @ 10:02 pm #
Albania’s blonde, you’re right. Belgium and New Zealand are “dirty blondes,” I guess. Slovenia looks gingery to me.
Comment by Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) on 7/12 @ 10:03 pm #
- Slovenia usually just sends Boracks cousin that works at the butcher shop in Minsk.
Comment by maggie katzen on 7/12 @ 10:22 pm #
oh see, I noticed Albania was blonde. but also kinda ugly, so I figured Dan just mentioned the two because they were the only ones who have a chance.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/12 @ 11:39 pm #
Stop stealing my lines, you hack.
Comment by SarahW on 7/12 @ 11:51 pm #
Albanias terrain is mostly mountainous..
Comment by Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) on 7/13 @ 12:27 am #
“Albanias terrain is mostly mountainous..
- Gravitational effects are somewhat reduced at altitude.
Emcee: “So then for your question Miss Albania…..What would you do to end World hunger?”
Miss Albania: “Well the problem is you see, they don’t have….you have to teach more about geography, and then…Ahh….maps, you need to teach more geography in the schools and yes….give them more maps…”
Emcee: “Err….I think that was last years question Miss……hunger…..this one is asking about world hunger…”
Miss Albania: “Ohhh…. Borscht!!!”
Comment by lee on 7/13 @ 1:13 am #
I wonder why Miss Saudi Arabia isn’t represented? Here are the finalists for the title…
Comment by Masui on 7/13 @ 1:16 am #
daleyrocks, I’ve missed you.
Always remember UT!!11!!!
Comment by Silver Whistle on 7/13 @ 3:37 am #
“Belgium and New Zealand are “dirty blondes,†I guess.”
If only.
Comment by ruddiger on 7/13 @ 4:52 am #
Geez, if you can’t depend on Miss Australia to be a hot blond Beachcomber-type, what can you depend on?
Comment by ruddiger on 7/13 @ 4:58 am #
USA’s national costume is a snowflake?
Comment by Dennis D on 7/13 @ 6:25 am #
The Hispanic entries from Central and South America are amazing this year
Comment by serr8d on 7/13 @ 8:21 am #
My house payment’s on <a href=”http://serr8d.blogspot.com/2008/07/miss-universe-2008-ok-im-pulling-for.html”Anamarija Avbelj”.
Gingery, huh? Firecracker blonde, I’d say.
Comment by serr8d on 7/13 @ 8:22 am #
Hmmmm….<a href=”http://serr8d.blogspot.com/2008/07/miss-universe-2008-ok-im-pulling-for.html”broken link.
More coffee, please.
Comment by serr8d on 7/13 @ 8:23 am #
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Comment by Patrick on 7/13 @ 8:41 am #
Geez, if you can’t depend on Miss Australia to be a hot blond Beachcomber-type, what can you depend on?
That Miss Denmark would be a blonde? Oh, guess not this year. She’s certainly very lovely, even if Miss Egypt looks more like she would be from Denmark.
Ms. Katzen, the other three photos of Miss Albania are certainly not very good. Ugly, however, she is not. It might be interesting to note that there are (at least) two ethnic Albanians in the pageant, since Kosovo is also represented. Capably, I might add.
Comment by MayBee on 7/13 @ 8:48 am #
The picture of Miss Dominican Republic with her had stuck on one side of her head is pretty seriously funny.
What do girls like Miss India and Miss Indonesia do during the swimsuit competition? Are they allowed to wear a sarong?
Comment by Patrick on 7/13 @ 8:52 am #
What do girls like Miss India and Miss Indonesia do during the swimsuit competition?
Why? Do you think they have some kind of religious prohibition?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/13 @ 9:00 am #
Miss Indonesia.
Miss India.
Put me down for Miss Jamaica, though.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/13 @ 9:01 am #
Hmm… the link for Miss Indonesia didn’t come through, but clicking Next on the Miss India page will bring it up.
Comment by JD on 7/13 @ 10:31 am #
Who won ?
Comment by daleyrocks on 7/13 @ 10:46 am #
“Ms. Katzen, the other three photos of Miss Albania are certainly not very good. Ugly, however, she is not.”
If your usual standards are kinda cute in a last call kind of way (if you know what I mean and I think you do), I think I can live with Miss Albania.
Comment by Jonas on 7/13 @ 11:10 am #
Miss Netherlands’ last name is Labee.
Heh heh heh. They said “Labee.”
Comment by Jeff on 7/13 @ 12:31 pm #
Some years ago, I swore off the angry, man-hating American woman. I’m on with South African women mostly, so I feel a bit guilty rooting for Miss Czech Republic. Although, Spies, Brigands, and Pirates has me questioning myself over Miss India.
Comment by Jonas on 7/13 @ 12:49 pm #
Some years ago, I swore off the angry, man-hating American woman.
I love American women. There just aren’t enough of them anymore. There are female United States citizens, yes. But not a lot of American women.
Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/13 @ 2:01 pm #
Too bad the website didn’t have a “match a snatch” link ala Gallery Magazine!