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Why’d he put off blogging that rumored Michelle Obama video? [Karl]

Although it has popped up in the comments here, I have avoided commenting on the claims at Larry Johnson’s No Quarter blog regarding a rumored video of Michelle Obama making racially inflammatory comments, supposedly referring to “Whitey.”  Johnson himself claims he will have “news” on the purported video later this morning.

As I write this (late Sunday), I have no idea what that “news” will be, whether such video exists, etc.  The only reason I mention it now is that — in view of the general knowledge of the rumor — the Booman Tribune (of all places) suggests that what may be on any such video may be criticism of President Bush like this: 

Why’d he cut folks off medicaid?
Why’d he let New Orleans drown?
Why’d he do nothing about Jena?
Why’d he put us in Iraq for no reason?

If that is what the purported video contains (even if the answer is “George W. Bush doesn’t care about black people”) — or if it can be credibly spun that way — this whole bit of business may be of a piece with Johnson’s infamous July 2001 New York Times op-ed, “The Declining Terrorist Threat.”  Or with Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone’s vault.  Accordingly, it would probably be advisable to avoid getting overly invested in the rumor and await hard news on the subject.

Update: Larry’s “news” is a whole mess of double hearsay, and still no hard news.  Shocka.

118 Replies to “Why’d he put off blogging that rumored Michelle Obama video? [Karl]”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah, but everyone knows that W stands for Whitey.

  2. thor says:

    I’ve no doubt you’re freehanding your pug-willy in anticipation of some phony tape, KK.

  3. happyfeet says:

    But she’s an ignorant demagogic git is what those questions say. Baracky went to a hatey marxist Farrakhan-loving church for twenty years and he married Maxine Waters. What a repulsively anti-American little man he is.

  4. Roboc says:

    Maybe that’s why Hillary won’t concede the nomination!

  5. dre says:

    It would fit nicely into the collections of Wright, Pfleger, Moss videos.

  6. datadave says:

    why can’t we elect ‘happyfeet’? Why can’t we say something mildly disgusting and still say something stupid and still get elected? As a result we can only elect Liars like either Obama, McCain and Especially Hillary. How about “Bill”. Serial molester of the women and the truth. But due to his lies, he couldn’t get much done even the many good things he probably could have done as President. Obama seems the least lying of the bunch so I hope he gets it and esp. if his wife said ‘whitey’ a few times. That’d be refreshing.

    then maybe Barak could sneak a few cigs on the side while admitting he’s an addict. Obama doesn’t seem so full of himself as the Clintons. And McCain is a bit feisty about defending his ‘honor’. So he’s just as full of himself as the Clinton’s but in a more ‘folksy’ way.

    But they are a bunch of liars. Politicians….and we made them that way by parsing, picking apart every li’l thing they say. Let them ‘breath’ once in awhile. Or else the most dishonest will be left to run things.

  7. Roboc says:

    Cut her loose Barry. It didn’t help Hillary keeping the old ball and chain around!

  8. Rob Crawford says:

    Why can’t we say something mildly disgusting and still say something stupid and still get elected?

    So open racism is now “mildly disgusting”?

    Here I thought it was beyond the bounds of acceptable discourse.

  9. happyfeet says:

    Baracky’s people really did a good job turning Bill into a liability. Bill Clinton, racist hick. I guess Baracky isn’t much attuned to the irony, but his skeezey harridan spouse is not in his plus column.

  10. slp says:

    So, IF there is a tape, is Barack going to throw Michelle under the bus?

  11. happyfeet says:

    It ain’t easy, being skeezey.

  12. Rob Crawford says:

    So, IF there is a tape, is Barack going to throw Michelle under the bus?

    Not immediately. First he’ll try some excuse. But when the time comes, he’ll not only throw her under the bus, he’ll slam the bus into reverse for a little bit “just to make sure”.

  13. Salt Lick says:

    I got the audio:

    MICHELE OBAMA: (Sound of refrigerator door opening). “WTF? Odetta!”

    ODETTA: “M’am?”

    MICHELE: “Just why does my General Electric Profileâ„¢ Energy Star® PFSS6PKWSS Stainless Steel French Door refrigerator contain only one piece of Key Lime pie?”

    ODETTA: “Um, Mr. Obama come in after midnight from his meeting with Father Pfleger, M’am, maybe he done it.”

    MICHELE: “Do you see the label on the dish, Odetta? It says ‘Le Meridien.’ This is not some Kentucky fried apple tart, Odetta. Do we understand each other?”

    ODETTA: “Yes, M’am.”
    (footsteps leaving kitchen sounded by singing)
    “Spittin’ in a pie, spittin’ in a pie,
    Spittin’ in pie, oh me oh my.”

  14. Salt Lick says:

    “followed by singing”

  15. Roboc says:

    Michelle

  16. B Moe says:

    So, IF there is a tape, is Barack going to throw Michelle under the bus?

    If he does, who is going to drive?

  17. Neo says:

    There is no tape.

    If you read LJ stuff, it’s clear that he is trying his best to believe his own rumours .. and still doesn’t believe it himself.

    Nobody has gone on record as having seen it (except perhaps LJ).
    Nobody knows if Karl Rove, Lee Atwater or Donald Segretti have a copy of the tape, that’s only LJ spinning.

    Have a good laugh .. but don’t expect any tape.

  18. Slartibartfast says:

    Why is anyone paying any attention at all to Larry Johnson, except for the entertainment value?

  19. JD says:

    Slarti – The entertainment value is high. Quite high.

  20. thor says:

    The White Power websites, and Karl, are all excited by the hoax.

    WTG, dolt.

  21. Doug Stewart says:

    Man, what happened to Larry Johnson? He used to be such a good power forward, and now this.

    Guess that’s what starting for the Knicks will do to a person.

    …What?

  22. Sdferr says:

    DS
    That “…What?” I’m hearing in the voice of Jeff van Gundy.

  23. Mesquito says:

    FWIW, the No Quarter post from a few minutes ago:
    “I learned over the weekend why the Republicans who have seen the tape of Michelle Obama ranting about “whitey” describe it as “STUNNING.” I have not seen it but I have heard from five separate sources who have spoken directly with people who have seen the tape. It features Michelle Obama and Louis Farrakhan. They are sitting on a panel at Jeremiah Wright’s Church when Michelle makes her intemperate remarks. Whoops!! When that image comes out it will enter the politcal ads hall of fame. It will be right up there with the little girl plucking daisy petals in the famous 1964 ad LBJ used against Barry Goldwater.”
    **

    “One source described how this tape was acquired. Let’s just say that one of the republican candidates who is no longer in the race, but had a dandy oppo research capability, uncovered this gem. If Republican poohbahs have their way the tape will remain on ice until October. But when it comes out, Barack will be permanently branded with the Nation of Islam. That’s not a winning platform in November. And Barack’s bundlers understand this threat. I also have learned some major financial backers are asking the Barack team about the tape and are being stonewalled. It is a wild card in the political campaign that has not yet played out.”

  24. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – No tape? Well no matter. Just in time for the morning news cycle, “Staff insiders stage intervention for Bill on campaign trail”. Brought to you by the Plame family press, Vanity Fair.

    “Wextra, wextra…..Read all bout it….”

    – Man its getting fucking brutal out there…

  25. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Maybe we’re about to find out why Hill-Bot seems so sure of herself that even the DNC gestapo couldn’t dent her determination.

  26. Rob Crawford says:

    The White Power websites, and Karl, are all excited by the hoax.

    Spend a lot of time on them, eh? Or did you just confuse them for Michelle Obama’s blog?

  27. Sdferr says:

    O how the mighty have fallen, since in the good old days NPR and PBS would be having the wise and knowing Larry, their go to CIA guy on this evening to explain the bombing of the Danish Embassy in Islamabad to us ignorant rubes. And how that meant that terrorism is revving up.

  28. SarahW says:

    If she said it that way, she did it on purpose. Spin, span, spun, it’d still show.

  29. SarahW says:

    BECAUSE OF THE AUDIENCE REACTION.

  30. Pablo says:

    Lay off my wife!

    O!

  31. JD says:

    Baracky is going to have to warn you again …

  32. Karl says:

    thor,

    It’s pretty effing obvious I’m not excited. Interesting that you’re plugged into the White Power websites, though.

  33. Karl says:

    Just noticed that Rob beat me to the latter, so I guess I’m not the only one who found that a bizarre comment, even coming from thor.

  34. JD says:

    You watch, the Baracky folks will blame even the rumor of said tapes on the evil Republicans.

  35. McGehee says:

    I think by “white power websites” Thor means any website operated by somebody who might not be having a continuous O!gasm.

  36. McGehee says:

    Like, say, Baldilocks or La Shawn Barber…

  37. thor says:

    Oh there’s no question you’re a certain level of racist, Karl. Low-information signaling! It simply bothers you that I do to you what you can’t stop yourself from doing to O!. You’re fair game as far as I’m concerned.

    Pot. Kettle. Boom!

  38. PCachu says:

    You know, this is fun and all, but this conversation isn’t helping M’chelle feed her kids to the refrigerator.

    …Wait, let me try that again.

  39. JD says:

    PCachu – And it sure as hell ain’t helping her keep fresh fruit in the house. Racists.

  40. SAM says:

    If Hilary has it, I think she’d let it go this week.

    If the Republicans have it, I think they’d release it sometime after Obama has reached some milestone. Enough delegates? Maybe. Immediately following the convention? That might be too cynical–Obama would be through, but Hillary might get a lot of backlash vote.

  41. Topsecretk9 says:

    Comment by Mesquito on 6/2 @ 7:03 am #

    Vintage Johnson. I suspected the tape would be released in 24 business hours which equals NEVER.

  42. Karl says:

    thor,

    It’s pretty early for you to have been hitting the sauce again.

  43. Topsecretk9 says:

    It simply bothers you that I do to you

    Honestly Thor, cupcake, it’s anonymous internets. You are a bigger hero in your own mind (you can even imagine you have a large penile on the internets too if that helps you)

  44. JD says:

    FWIW – I do not believe that this tape exists. I have no doubt that Senorita Obama has said something like that, prolly on one of those days where she was talking about taking my pie.

  45. RH Potfry says:

    It’s getting crowded under the bus.

  46. BJTexs says:

    I have a feeling that the tape is locked away in the same stainless steel cat litter box that holds the “!ANY DAY NOW!” indictment of Rove for Plamegate. (Along with Bill Clinton’s sanity.)

    No Quarter Credibility

  47. Karl says:

    For new visitors, I should note that thor has a history of lying. And commenting while drinking.

  48. thor says:

    You have to ask yourself what sort of person would start such a rumor and what sort of people would willfully engage in spreading that sort of rumor. We are in the silly season but that rumor is clearly race-based and racially motivated.

    Barack and Michelle Obama are clearly nice people, if nothing else. For Karl to constantly attack them on a personal level with such humorless ferocity boomerangs into drawing conclusions about Karl. In my opinion Karl is either a total partisan hack without a shred of humanity nor credibility, or, imho, he’s a motivated by racism.

    Like I’ve said before, we’re all prejudiced and racist on a certain level, but his level gives me the creeps.

  49. Education Guy says:

    Since you are race obsessed thor, if this rumor turns out to be truth, will you quit your support for Obama?

  50. Mesquito says:

    You have to ask yourself what sort of person would start such a rumor and what sort of people would willfully engage in spreading that sort of rumor. We are in the silly season but that rumor is clearly race-based and racially motivated.

    If the rumor is true, that person has good sources. If the rumor is false, that person is going to look like a fool and/or a liar.

    Barack and Michelle Obama are clearly nice people, if nothing else.

    Of course, because only “nice” people become community organizers.

  51. JD says:

    Barack and Michelle Obama are clearly nice people.

    Baracky does seem like a nice guy. Michelle, not so much.

  52. Topsecretk9 says:

    If the rumor is false, that person is going to look like a fool and/or a liar.

    Put your money on this one. Larry’s fabulist crap is legend.

  53. Rob Crawford says:

    Barack and Michelle Obama are clearly nice people, if nothing else.

    Except for that whole thing with their “church”. And hobnobbing with terrorists. Oh, and wanting to take our pie.

  54. Jim in KC says:

    WTF is a “community organizer,” anyway? Is that the guy who hands out the booze and cigarettes to bums so they’ll go vote for his candidate?

  55. happyfeet says:

    Baracky is a narcissistic opportunistic loser that wants to take advantage of the malaiseyness his media pals made so he can ram the socialist dildo up America’s ass. This is not what nice people do.

  56. thor says:

    #

    Comment by Education Guy on 6/2 @ 8:38 am #

    Since you are race obsessed thor, if this rumor turns out to be truth, will you quit your support for Obama?

    Hell no. Everyone in the whole world has spews racist shit at least at one time in their life. If John McCain didn’t gookify his captors he wouldn’t be human. None of that means shit to me. I don’t play “gotcha” and don’t care an iota. You’re no better than Obama, just a helluva lot less accomplished and… faggy! Ha.

    O! is the man! You typical whiteys need to get over your precious whiteness.

  57. BJTexs says:

    thor, you’ll pardon me if I reject your “all criticism of Barack is !RACIST!” all the time while you deke and dodge and manufacture excuses for Obama’s inconvenient associations. You have engaged in nothing but surreal race baiting and Obama obeisance with nary an argument or an analysis. The fact that Karl actually does that thing … oh, what’s that again … Oh, I know sources the posts he writes while you engage in ad hominem attacks based on nothing more that your “feelings” (no doubt channeling Michelle) indicates that Karl is operating on a substantially higher intellectual and moral plane than you.

    I don’t give a rat’s ass that you think the Obamas are nice people. At one time we thought Bill Clinton was a nice person and, in fact, many still think that the current Bush couple are “nice people.” It means less than nothing. Come to the table with an arugument or be marginalized as a Fellini clown and unabashed, uncritical Obama supporter.

    Just don’t come making characterizations about Karl or anybody else with regards to their racial bona fides just because you are obsessed with stroking the Hope Shaft.™

  58. thor says:

    You imply and cry about the Obamas being racists yet you squeal like a bitch when it’s thrown back in your face.

    I care. Get over yourself. If you don’t like being called a racist then don’t act like one (I direct your attention to the topic of this thread, a racist hoax).

  59. Education Guy says:

    So you care about racism only when it is your ox being gored. I appreciate your honesty thor.

  60. JD says:

    thor’s Baracky man-love almost rivals his desire to be Michael Vick’s prison bitch.

  61. Rob Crawford says:

    You imply and cry about the Obamas being racists yet you squeal like a bitch when it’s thrown back in your face.

    I state openly the Obamas are racists. They wouldn’t have spent 20 years at TUCC if they weren’t.

  62. BJTexs says:

    thor, perhaps you missed this in Karl’s post:

    If that is what the purported video contains (even if the answer is “George W. Bush doesn’t care about black people”) – or if it can be credibly spun that way — this whole bit of business may be of a piece with Johnson’s infamous July 2001 New York Times op-ed, “The Declining Terrorist Threat.” Or with Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone’s vault. Accordingly, it would probably be advisable to avoid getting overly invested in the rumor and await hard news on the subject.

    So by your royal decree this is so obviously racially motivated (coming from a supporter of a candidate who spent 20 years at a BLT church which has “raised” the form of race baiting /victimization to a high art) that any mention of it, even in a skeptical, dismissive post, indicates a latent racialism and brands the poster as “… either a total partisan hack without a shred of humanity nor credibility, or, imho, he’s a motivated by racism.”

    Whether as a result of excessive alchohol consumption, to many O!gasms from the Hope Shaft™ or just willful ignorance, you have become a cartoon characature of identity politics. No doubt you will speak extensively about Karl’s obvious sexism and misogyny plainly evident because of all of the humorless and mean posts he wrote about Hillary.

    Oh, wait, I forgot. You think Hillary is EEEEEEEEEVVIIIIIIIIL!

    TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY!!

    Perhaps, just perhaps, your analysis of Karl’s “motives” is based less on strong comprehension and more on partisan hurt and an overdeveloped victimization complex. Perhaps…

    O! (noes)

  63. thor says:

    Your next President will likely be a half-African American. Quit sobbing before I’m made to remind you how faggy openly weeping is.

    Now where’s that tape, white boys?

  64. JD says:

    The correct term is Halfrican, thor. Damn, you are slipping. Time to get you some Vick love juice, recharge those batteries.

  65. Karl says:

    By thor’s standard, BooMan and all those who linked him are also racists. And when O! mentioned the bogus viral e-mails about him? More evidence of O!’s racism, by thor’s standard.

  66. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    Dude. It’s. Larry. Johnson. If this tape exists, it will be up on YouTube not under his bed. Jeezus, I’ve got a xeroxed copy of the MAJESTIC treaty that’s more convincing than Larry Johnson.

  67. Karl says:

    thor has now used the word “faggy” twice in this thread, and not ironically (as Dan Collins might). Thor has issues.

  68. BJTexs says:

    As usual, nothing to say on the facts. Just the par for the course chest thumping and ad hominems.

    Yes, thor, in the light black cartooney world inside your head we are all wiping the tears away with our white hoods contemplating the possibility that a half black man might be president. Yup, we are so shallow and hatery that the candidate’s background as a Chicago Machine politician, his association with race baiters, socialists and radicals, his plans to surrender in Iraq, chop up the military, raise all of our taxes and his intent to enact the biggest wealth redistribution program since FDR has absolutely nothing to do with our skepticism.

    Yup, thor, those cartoons in your head are all racist. Don’t forget to scoop up the Unicorn crap beacuse it’s 14 carat gold.

    O! (noes)

  69. Education Guy says:

    I don’t believe there is a tape. I also don’t think O is racist, but seems to have no problem exposing his children to racist ideology. I think Michelle is racist.

  70. thor says:

    Halfrican is so, so Vickian.

    Black people are allowed to be occasionally irrationally proud of their blackness and to openly say honky jokes. It’s not a big deal if that’s all it amounts to. BLT is a little much for my tastes but if it makes somebody feel good about Jesus then who am I to say it’s a bad thing. Let ’em get jiggy with their black Jesus. I so care. Didn’t the church scene in The Blues Brothers movie prepare any of you white folk for the theatrics of Southside preachin’?

  71. Education Guy says:

    Black people are allowed to be occasionally irrationally proud of their blackness and to openly say honky jokes. It’s not a big deal if that’s all it amounts to.

    Sure, sure, they get a pass because they just can’t help themselves. Po’ uneducated widdle black folk.

  72. Karl says:

    Here thor is suggesting BLT is typical of what goes on in black churches, which is a generalized smear of black churchgoers. Kinda racist, really.

  73. Education Guy says:

    You know who’s really racist? Puerto Ricans. I swear they really hates them some black. When Obama overcomes white racism (but I repeat myself) to be the next POTUS, I expect there will only be 56 states left.

  74. BJTexs says:

    Yup. thor, because refering to all whites as “oppressors” like they do in TUCC’s mission statement is cute and just an occasional, irrational reflection of black pride.

    You are your own cartoon character.

    O! (noes)

  75. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Karl’s on the right track here. Beware of rumors that are sensational, yet unsurprising given your attitude about a particular person. We’ve heard enough about Madame Permanent Resentment to think she’s capable of this, so we’re potentially ripe pickings for such a rumor. Karl’s correct to wait for actual facts, and also to doubt they’ll ever arrive given the spreader of the rumors (a Clinton supporter known for past screwups).

    This is how Dan Rather went down. The rumors about Bush in the Texas Air Guard had been peddled by people who hate Bush for a long time; amongst BDS sufferers, that fit their view of the guy. So when a few GEN-u-WINE early-1970s Microsoft Word documents turned up, Rather and Mapes fell for the obvious forgeries hook, line, and sinker.

    (Aside: I bet CBS’s biggest regret isn’t running the story; I think they regret posting the PDFs of the source documents. My guess is that cynical reporters mostly learned not to reveal their source materials, lest their precious “narrative” get messed up by pesky facts.)

  76. thor says:

    KK, explicating toward false suggestions is gay, faggy and downright homo-ish.

    I actually have to excuse myself, Noam Chomsky’s Finite State of Languages demands my time.

    You’ll have to keep up the vigil for a public release of Michelle Obama’s mad “whitey” tape without me.

  77. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Here thor is suggesting BLT is typical of what goes on in black churches, which is a generalized smear of black churchgoers. Kinda racist, really.
    Yeah, we’ve talked about that before here. It would be a real tragedy if people in the hinterlands got the idea that Barack tried to sell and thor is selling that BLT is typical of urban black churches. It is not.

  78. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Sure, sure, they get a pass because they just can’t help themselves. Po’ uneducated widdle black folk.

    Kinda like how liberals give a pass to Palestinians for trying to blow up hospitals. Can’t expect them A-rabs to act better! And, somehow, expecting them to is RACIST! (Huh?)

  79. Gabriel Sutherland says:

    I also don’t think O is racist, but seems to have no problem exposing his children to racist ideology. I think Michelle is racist.

    Divorce himself from Michelle Power. Check.
    Divorce himself from TUCC. Check.

    Michelle’s just the spouse. Let nothing stand in the path of the Messiah. Any of the “law firms” Barry’s worked for have any marriage separation practice?

  80. Mikey NTH says:

    BJ – thor hasn’t invented any excuses for any of Sen. Obama’s doings. He just insults Karl, gets all homoerotic, and then calls people racist. Then he repeats himself while bragging about how much he has disproven Karl’s posts.

    Which he hasn’t done because he doesn’t actually say anything.

  81. RDub says:

    WTF is a “community organizer,” anyway? Is that the guy who hands out the booze and cigarettes to bums so they’ll go vote for his candidate?

    Actually, in Obama’s case it appears to be someone willing to agitate on behalf of the “community” for the Marxist ratfuckers from ACORN:

    http://tinyurl.com/59zq73

    http://tinyurl.com/37falt

  82. dre says:

    Maybe Mrs. O! was saying Whitney. Maybe she has issue Ms. Houston?

  83. dre says:

    Whitney Why’d he do nothing about Jena?

  84. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by Jim in KC on 6/2 @ 8:47 am #

    WTF is a “community organizer,” anyway? ”

    Thank you. That’s what I keep asking.

  85. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Jena.

    I never thought I’d see the perpetrators of a six-on-one beatdown held up as civil rights pioneers.

  86. SarahW says:

    Michelle, who, now?

  87. JD says:

    I never thought I’d see the perpetrators of a six-on-one beatdown held up as civil rights pioneers

    Up is down. Black is white. North is south.

    I denounce myself, pre-emptively.

  88. Education Guy says:

    Anyone paying attention to the Steyn/Maclean’s trial in Canuckistan today? Apparently Steyn is the reason some people dislike Muslims. I found that kind of surprising since I thought earlier claims had the Jews at fault.

    Anyway, its being live blogged here

  89. Education Guy says:

    Or here without the comments.

  90. Lisa says:

    Karl, sometimes I just love ya. You guys never tire of snarking it up (and talking mad trash) about my sweet O!, but you always take a pass on the truly boneheaded.

  91. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “This is how Dan Rather went down. The rumors about Bush in the Texas Air Guard had been peddled by people who hate Bush for a long time; amongst BDS sufferers, that fit their view of the guy. So when a few GEN-u-WINE early-1970s Microsoft Word documents turned up, Rather and Mapes fell for the obvious forgeries hook, line, and sinker.”

    – Well not quite. The fake docs are known to have been in Mapes possession for as long as 5 years before she prevailed on an aging slipping Rather, to run with them. She’d been waiting all that time, just itching to get them into the public spotlight. Haywood also gave it his blessing, probably from sheer ignorance. She had the goods on all of them, so they couldn’t touch her, and simply ran with that bogus self investigation, and then payed her off to get rid of it. Rather may yet prove more of a problem, because hes at least partially senile and unpredictable.

    – Mapes acquired them from the midwest nutcase who actually wrote them and had tried to peddle them to the DNC without success. The DNC spotted them as fakes right off the bat, and said no thanks. Of course they knew about Mapes plans, but as long as they were clear of it, they were all for Mapes giving it a shot. The entire Texas playact was a smoke screen to confuse the real source, and the Ratherman probably didn’t know he was on a fools errand when he went down there to “interview” the fake perp. Dan was most probably a willing dupe, ego driven, wanting to believe to give his career a boost.

    – Theres more, but that will have to do for now. Sooner or later, someone in the loop will roll over for the massive book deal they can snag, ala McClellan.

  92. MayBee says:

    The fake docs are known to have been in Mapes possession for as long as 5 years before she prevailed on an aging slipping Rather, to run with them. She’d been waiting all that time, just itching to get them into the public spotlight.

    5 years? I had never heard that before. I thought they’d been faxed to her from a Kinkos in Texas, and she had to get John Kerry’s campaign on the phone to Burkett before he’d cough them up.

  93. Karl says:

    Lisa writes:

    you always take a pass on the truly boneheaded.

    Few of the truly boneheaded have a good shot at the White House. There are currently two, and I’ve criticized both of them repeatedly.

  94. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Maybee – That little 3 stooges act was a source of great hilarity within the investigating blog team. Burkette was so inept he couldn’t even use the Kinko Fax properly. Then it broke, and he ended up just handing them over to Rather when he went down there. Actually an incomplete set, because he had managed to get a few jammed in the machine. The copies he handed over had already been faxed down to him. they were in unbelievably bad shape as you can imagine. Mapes had all the originals in her possession at all times. you better believe she wasn’t about to let them out of her sight.

    – They choose him to play the erstwhile substitute perp, because he hated the Bushes for personal reasons having to do with his disability claims, he had advanced BDS, and he was a dofus. They just didn’t realize how much of a dofus. Just to make sure that no one would miss the fact he was a fake, he went on the net in a chat room and “confessed” in a way that clearly showed he was a plant. In fact his phony “confession” was what put us on the track of the real “Mr. manilla folder”. We eventually found him, but that will have to await the book that will inevitably surface. Hollywood couldn’t make this shit up. It had it all.

  95. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Few of the truly boneheaded have a good shot at the White House.

    I think Lisa was referring to boneheaded rumors, not people.

  96. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Fox is reporting that Senator Kennedy just completed brain surgery. No early reports on his condition as of yet.

  97. Topsecretk9 says:

    BBH PYU

    Would this mean that original perp has become disillusioned?

  98. BJTexs says:

    BBH: Dude, you are teasing us! How did you manage to get yourself into the middle of this thing?

    Come on! Give us a little more!!

  99. Karl says:

    JAA,

    You may be right about Lisa’s comment; it’s a little ambiguous.

  100. Karl says:

    BBH,

    AP is reporting Ted’s surgery went well. There’s a link in the “Untitled” thread.

  101. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – BJT – Regular PW readers like yourself already know some of the details I’ve posted on other occasions. You already know the highlights. The rest is basically connecting the dots. There are a number of things we are sure of, and a lot we suspect but have less sourcing for, so in the interest of fairness everyone has agreed to go easy in those areas. A story as explosive as this will scream to be told, so it will all come out eventually. Maybe Rathers lawyers will even trigger things with the litigation he has in process even as we speak.

    – My involvement was minor, more along the lines of tracker and record keeping. The heavy lifting was done by others, some of whom you know well, and if not Jeff certainly does.

    – TopS – I have no idea at this point what ever became of Burkette. Once we knew he was a nutbag plant he sort of faded from the radar. We were obviously more interested in where the clues took us.

  102. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – But BJT. In case you were wondering if I have the emails, boy do I ever have the emails. I hung on to them all this time on the bare chance they might be useful some day. Little did I know.

    – I think what you’ll see happen some day in the future (assuming I’m still around), is once a tell all book surfaces, we might all get to gether and write a documentary of the “Unmasking of RatherGate”, or some such. It makes for a fascinating story.

  103. The Lost Dog says:

    I think this “rumor” may have a little more to it than “Why did W cut off Medicare, etc”.

    The Republicans DO NOT want this revealed right now, as it would leave too much time for damage control. My feeling is that, because it is being held so close to the vest, it is not ambiguous, and the Repubs don’t even want anyone to know thwy have it.

    Beyond that – Is it just me, or does O! sound a little stupider every day? His speeches seem to have gained a robotic quality in the last few weeks. He even sounds unsure of himself sometimes.

    I think he is getting very worried now that his “Messiah” image has unwound. Lying is much harder when you suspect that your target(s) are onto you. Trust me. I know about this shit from a much earlier era in my own life. And I was GOOD! I could make you think that what I wanted you to do for me was YOUR idea. Believe me, I was CEO of “Head fucking Inc”.

    I had to drop that crap many years ago when I realized that I really do have a soul, and that lying was devouring it at a remarkable pace…

    Come to think of it, indiscrimanant lying seems like a common and uniting ailement of the proggs.

    “BUSH LIED!” No, guys. You are just projecting.

  104. BJTexs says:

    BBH: that just makes me tingly all over. What’s holding up the tsunami wave falling on Mapes and CBS?

  105. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Well in Mapes case, since she was the main architect, we suspect with ample directing going on from the darkened rooms of the DNC, she knows where each and every body is burried, so shes basically bullet proof.

    – Rathers position is wicked weird. If he busts the egg he comes off looking like a total dolt. If he takes the 30 pieces of silver he becomes a sellout. That sort of thing really does bother him deeply. In other words I don’t think he values ideology over all else, but then neither does Mapes probably. You have to remember that everyone has their “poison pearl”.

    – As far as CBS, Hayward is a bureaucrat, seemingly like any number of others just like him. They are a corporation, in it for the business, so you could expect them to act accordingly.

    – All of which leaves the whole mess dripping with irony, if in fact all the major players had much more specific axes to grind, having very little to do with trying to help get Kerry elected.

    – Only the DNC would have undoubtedly been in it from the fringes from that standpoint, if in fact its proven eventually they were.

    – One thing is sure. At some point during the unfolding of this story Mapes, or someone in the Dem leadership, realized that they would need to some up with some plausible way they had come by the documents. The two stories that were spun, first Burkette, and when the wheels came off of that, the Texas Legislation tie in, and purported TANG “officials” that started coming out of the woodwork, it became obvious that someone was working very hard to airbrush over the foot prints.

    – So for all these reasons the team believes it will probably be some disgruntled underling that was in the heart of the matter, but feels they were thrown under the bus. Burkette was just a useful tool, so probably not him. More like one of Mapes assistants or some such.

    – Its going to be interesting.

  106. Mikey NTH says:

    TLD – Sen. Obama is off-topic and reacting, he has lost the intiative on this stuff and is desperately searching for something to get past this stuff. It is telling that he did not have an effective plan for the glaringly obvious problem these associations would lead to. If he thought he could just glide by on his friends in the MSM covering for him then he is too obtuse to be president, the example of Sen. Kerry and the Winter Soldier hearings should have taught him this lesson, but it didn’t seem to sink in.

    Despite the fulminations and flailings of some of his mesmerized supporters, this is big trouble and has already caused big damage, and I don’t know how you get out of having long-standing friends and associations that are known as haters of America and the bulk of the Americans.

  107. Topsecretk9 says:

    urg BBH PYU I sure wish you could tease out a timeline on the “Its going to be interesting.”

  108. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – TopS, even from what we know, it would be entirely speculation. With Kerrys loss to Bush, a great deal of the empitous to dig into this scam eased off for the present. Only Rathers ongoing legal woes, and a possible revolt by someone inside would be likely to move things off dead center for now.

    – Most probably the possibility of an expose’ anytime soon would rise sharply after the election, and in particular if the Dems win, because that would encourage a rebirth of the story for obvious reasons.

    – But you know as well as anyone, the hits this season, they just keep on coming.

  109. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Something I’ve noticed thats happened to regularly to be just a coincidence. Every time I start talking about RatherGate all the trolls and moonbats disappear like cockroaches under a sink when you flip on the kitchen light.

    – Strange.

  110. Lisa says:

    #96: Yes, I was referring to the rumors. (Thanks John!) My point was that while you kick (my darling O!) Obama’s ass for the real and substantive gaffes, missteps, and naive policy ideas (or non-ideas), you never get on the cuckoo train…such as the Osama Bin Baracka Sleeper Cell Express, or any other crankish shit. Which is why I love this joint.

  111. Lisa says:

    #110: Rathergate?!?!?

    (scuttles away)

  112. alppuccino says:

    Barack and Michelle Obama are clearly nice people, if nothing else.

    Geez thor, when did you become Cathy Lee Gifford?

  113. Mikey NTH says:

    “Barack and Michelle Obama are clearly nice people, if nothing else.

    Geez thor, when did you become Cathy Lee Gifford?”

    In the land of the morning talk show, the outwardly pleasant is king – or queen.

  114. Mikey NTH says:

    “Cheesecake for all!”

    -Sen. Obama trying to repair his relations with Hillary’s supporters.

    (No, I am not going down that path of Hillary’s supporters…you people here are sick! Sick I tell you!)

  115. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Lisa – you get back here woman!

  116. thor says:

    #

    Comment by JohnAnnArbor on 6/2 @ 10:01 am #

    Yeah, we’ve talked about that before here. It would be a real tragedy if people in the hinterlands got the idea that Barack tried to sell and thor is selling that BLT is typical of urban black churches. It is not.

    Whoa, the spokeswoman for urban black churches hath enlightened thor. Is your Sister Souljah moment finished or would you like to tell me about your black experience?

    Just a wee full of yourself I’d say.

    O!

  117. thor says:

    #

    Comment by alppuccino on 6/2 @ 7:08 pm #

    Barack and Michelle Obama are clearly nice people, if nothing else.

    Geez thor, when did you become Cathy Lee Gifford?

    It was Fred Exley who vicariously viewed life through the lens of Frank Gifford’s cock. I simply read the book.

  118. Rusty says:

    #111
    Lisa,our snarkyness is all about verisimilitude. Which makes thors’ comments so funny, in a lame sophomoric kind of way. Kinda like Baghdad Bob.

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