From Doc Weasel:Behold!  The Protein Wisdom Flaming Armadillo of Death!!!
UPDATE: Flaming Dillo Boutique–just in time for Mother’s Day
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April 23, 2008
Coolest Present Ever! [Dan Collins]
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Comment by maggie katzen on 4/23 @ 6:50 pm #
breathtaking!
Comment by thor on 4/23 @ 6:58 pm #
Straight out of a flame war. Prophetic!
Comment by Patrick Carroll on 4/23 @ 6:59 pm #
Walter Sobchak: Also, let’s not forget – let’s NOT forget, Dude – that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city – that aint legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
Walter Sobchak: No, I’m…
The Dude: Who gives a shit about the marmot^H^H^H^H^H^Harmidillo!
Comment by cranky-d on 4/23 @ 7:00 pm #
Someone throw some water on him. He’s so soaked with alcohol he might explode or something.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/23 @ 7:05 pm #
He’s got a mean look in his eye.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 4/23 @ 7:11 pm #
That’s hot. Is the little guy just burning off the fumes from his escapades? Otherwise, that’ll hurt after a while.
Comment by Jimmie on 4/23 @ 7:13 pm #
Holy hell, that’s beautiful!
Comment by happyfeet on 4/23 @ 7:22 pm #
That is very dark. So angry! So hungry… *
Comment by ThomasD on 4/23 @ 7:48 pm #
Maybe it’s just me, but is that a vaguely Cool Hand Luke look in his eye?
Comment by JHoward on 4/23 @ 9:33 pm #
Terms of use, Dan?
Because otherwise I’m gonna make up some highly questionable story about some wild-eyed racist cursing preacherman, befriend him to a controversial leftist candidate of color for national office or something, and haphazardly post said ‘dillo as pw’s own flaming skull. Just because I can.
Comment by Dan Collins on 4/23 @ 9:40 pm #
As it was given to me, so do I give it to you.
Comment by The Lost Dog on 4/23 @ 9:47 pm #
How come these girls never come to my house anymore?
And, when once in a blue moon they do show up, why do they alwats keep their pants on?
It’s just not fair…
Snooty bims!
Comment by B Moe on 4/23 @ 9:59 pm #
I barely even ate anything this weekend. Well, on the plus side, I don’t have so much energy to use for anger, so I’m more docile now.
Yeah, well, that is what they all say until the walls won’t stop staring at them.
Seriously, ‘feets, sometimes your shit is scary.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/23 @ 10:25 pm #
So now Collins has the ‘dillo, too?
The end, it is near.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/23 @ 10:30 pm #
Cool graphic, though.
Comment by peter jackson on 4/23 @ 11:18 pm #
Perfect. The motherfucker is on fire and he’s still not dancing. Either he’s got bigger balls than Richard Pryor or there’s peyote involved.
Comment by JayC on 4/23 @ 11:28 pm #
Dancing, burning, whatever. It’s close enough.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/23 @ 11:48 pm #
I think the whole idea of NOT having the armadillo dance is –
– ah, who cares. It’s out of my hands.
Comment by psycho... (undancing armadillo purist) on 4/24 @ 12:09 am #
The armadillo shouldn’t be flaming unless he’s drunkenly stumbling out of a fireplace he drunkenly stumbled into — and while that may look like dancing, it isn’t, dammit.
Dammit.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/24 @ 12:35 am #
I will not click. I will diminish and pass into the west and remain happyfeet I think.
Comment by Topsecretk9 on 4/24 @ 12:49 am #
the Cafe press link says “session expired”, which is kinda icky
Comment by Dan Collins on 4/24 @ 4:25 am #
Don’t worry, Jeff. All I have is a representation of the ‘dillo, whereas you . . .
let’s just say it’s the difference between eidolon and ikon.
Comment by alppuccino on 4/24 @ 4:42 am #
Is that all the Inle of the Moon we get? That’s like eating one Peanut M&M.
Comment by McGehee on 4/24 @ 6:09 am #
The boutique link goes to a login page, not a public store page.
28 comments and nobody clicked it to find that out?
Comment by Diana on 4/24 @ 6:25 am #
It was moot.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/24 @ 6:31 am #
hf: Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!
Comment by Diana on 4/24 @ 6:31 am #
Dan only does wet t-shirts.
Comment by serr8d on 4/24 @ 6:54 am #
Ahhh, the prehistoric ‘dillo version. Circa December ‘07.
Hey, that coffee mug is retired, to the china cabinet. With the good stuff.
Comment by McGehee on 4/24 @ 7:19 am #
Yeah, but if you take that one out and count mine, it was still 28 comments.
<slinks away grumbling>
Comment by McGehee on 4/24 @ 7:20 am #
And I notice Dan still hasn’t corrected the link.
Comment by McGehee on 4/24 @ 8:12 am #
The link has been changed but it still doesn’t work.
Now fix it right, Dan, or I shall heckle you a second time!
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/24 @ 9:56 am #
So how ’bout it, Dan? Are you going to make the dancing armadillo that I asked not dance the mascot of your blog?
Docweasel thinks you should.
Comment by Cowboy on 4/24 @ 12:46 pm #
docweasel just doesn’t understand the ‘dillo dynamic, Jeff.
Everyone who’s been around here long knows the Shelled One belongs to you.
Noone else understands its peculiar dietary requirements quite like you…and the litter box? Sorry, my brother, but that’s just an enormous deal breaker.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/24 @ 2:14 pm #
I am forgotten, but not gone.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/24 @ 3:20 pm #
This ain’t Footloose and you ain’t Lori Singer. ;) No really you’re not.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/24 @ 3:22 pm #
I always forget the nose. I think I need a special keyboard or something.
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Comment by Diana on 4/24 @ 4:32 pm #
Get serious, willya.
Comment by docweasel on 4/24 @ 5:05 pm #
Listen, at this point I’m well over it. I made it as NOTHING but a joke, something fun to send to Dan to laugh at.
He decided to make a tshirt shop, as a graphic artist I wanted to do better than that because I didn’t think it fit as a t-shirt design, I never intended it for that, and I wanted to do better for the man. All the sudden Jeff comes in, deleting links, attacking me for making a wussified logo and trying to force protein wisdom to use it. Which is all stupid and in no way the spirit in which any of this was intended, which was FRIENDLINESS.
Also, I seriously doubt he’s even looked at the logo he’s castigating as being gay, feminine, pussified, etc. You look at it and tell me.
I’m far past caring if anyone uses it or not. I send something as a joke to a blogger I admire and it all turns to shit. I’m pretty disgusted.
Comment by Dan Collins on 4/24 @ 5:15 pm #
What do you mean, Doc? I haven’t said anything about it.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/24 @ 5:16 pm #
and my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite and also it’s still cheaper than cable, mr. docweasel. that dillo sure looked like it was on fire I thought.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/24 @ 5:21 pm #
Really though if you’re gonna make a narrative of it there should be the part where the kick-ass chick unsheathes a grapefruit knife, slowly…
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/24 @ 6:21 pm #
Pussified? Huh?
I said I liked the graphic. At least, I thought I did.
Didn’t I?
I think you’re missing the bigger picture here, Doc Weasel. Which isn’t really your fault. But there you have it.
I blame blog grammar.
Comment by Pablo on 4/24 @ 6:28 pm #
i think theres a poem in this
maybe with some uppercase
and punctuation
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/24 @ 6:38 pm #
Back in the day, Pablo.
Now? Every poem is like an epitaph.
Comment by Diana on 4/24 @ 6:41 pm #
Oh, God! I’ve become SPAM! I won a contest once. True story.
Either that, or I’ve been banned.
Comment by Pablo on 4/24 @ 7:01 pm #
every daybreak is a harbinger of doom
Aw, fuck. They’re better when you do ‘em.
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