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Flat Affect [Dan Collins]

Bernardine Dohrn.  Flatter than just-ironed Nebraska.  Still raging against the machine.

Friggin’ nibblet.

 

36 Replies to “Flat Affect [Dan Collins]”

  1. thor says:

    Honest is me. I’d bang her.

  2. Cowboy says:

    thor:

    You’re a wise and funny man.

    You really don’t need street cred that bad. Back away from the unibrow skank…

    …slowly, they frighten easily.

  3. SarahW says:

    Maybe that sign is just heavy.

  4. Salt Lick says:

    Now that’s not the ass of life.

  5. ck says:

    Boobs can be purchased,a clue is a bit more difficult.

  6. thor says:

    Cold shot props, CK.

  7. God, she’s fugly.

    Reminds me of all the Obamaphiles in my life.

  8. B Moe says:

    Honest is me. I’d bang her.

    When I saw this post, before I looked at the comments, my immediate reaction was “thor would hit it, leave her alone.” Then I clicked on the comments and found that thor had parodied himself before I had a chance to. Rock on, dude.

  9. Alec Leamas says:

    When I first heard Obama offering an aplogia for Ayers in the Broken Halo Debate, I’m thinking to myself, “why aren’t people with nooses heading to Chicago to round Ayers up right now?”

    I think that is the Rorschach test of Obama – you hear about Ayers and think either “my, but look at how respected he is in Academia, and all the great Leftwing stuff he has done” or, “his hanging is 40 years overdue.”

  10. ahem says:

    Overdue.

  11. B Moe says:

    What I don’t get, and this is coming from a reformed commie, is how these fucking hypocrites are still accepted by the proggs. I can’t help but be dumbfounded by the naivete and just downright ignorance of the left today, that these fucks can play the system the way they do, but as long as they just keep talking the right shit nobody notices. Amazing.

  12. dicentra says:

    B Moe:

    They dig these folks because they still agree with them. The dream hasn’t died: it was all about overthrowing the established order (which they do not control) and replacing it with a New Order (which they do control), all For Our Own Good.

    Both Ayers and Dohrn come from privileged backgrounds, just like most lefty radicals. Strange how they make such a good argument for abolishing wealth through their very perverse example. Get rid of the rich; get rid of people like them.

  13. JohnAnnArbor says:

    She’s got a weird look in the side shot, like she’s looking out the window or something, not having a mug shot taken.

  14. B Moe says:

    …it was all about overthrowing the established order…

    Exactly, but Ayers and Dohrn are the established order now. Blatently. Grotesquely even. But they keep talking that same old radical tripe and no one seems to notice that they are living in the big house and walking on their hind legs just like all the other pigs.

    The mule is a right horrible choice for that party symbol, because a mule lives a long time.

  15. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Barnum nailed it. “Americans, they love them a good freak show.”

    – You gotta really have sympathy for the poor schmuck that had to do a cavity search on this brain-fucked bitch. The turtle-neck does hide the psoriasis well though.

  16. ThomasD says:

    Exactly, but Ayers and Dohrn are the established order now.

    Not quite, yes they’ve acquired a degree of social acceptance and that’s why they are still at it – any means necessary and all that.

    The day they are the established order? You’ll already be at the re-education camp, or likely dead.

  17. Brainster says:

    She had the most annoying “little girl” voice you can imagine. It’s not as grating now, but she’s still selling the same old communist crap she did in the 1960s.

  18. Greg says:

    I dunno guys… I’m more or less omnisexual, so yeah, I’d hit it too. The side profile looks quite delectable, at any rate.

    Deng Xiaopeng once said, it matters not if the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. I’d like to give the pussy a test drive, no?

  19. datadave says:

    She’s hot in a tough sort of way. Ayers gotz his hands full.

    But what’s that got to do with Ideology? Anyway, Anne Coulter’s got interesting legs too.

  20. Chugger says:

    I would totally make love to her face…

  21. It’s like Lileks said during the Soliah hearings a while back: If America were as bad as these retired terrorists claim, they would have become bones in the forest a long time ago.

  22. SGT Ted says:

    Maybe she’s still pissed that The Man took her tits?

  23. […] / Hot Air: Dohrn in 2007: America, “the heart of the monster” Dan Collins / protein wisdom: Flat Affect — Bernardine Dohrn. Flatter than just-ironed Nebraska. Michelle Malkin: Barack and Michelle and Bill and Bernardine: The Obama/Weather … Howie / The […]

  24. Percy Dovetonsils says:

    (Chugger, if that’s a “Frisky Dingo” reference, my compliments.)

    Yes, I’d hit that. Both figuratively and literally.

  25. Ouroboros says:

    So there ARE others that dig Frisky Dingo… Heh.

  26. Ouroboros says:

    Do I need to remind you all that that mugshot is 39 years old.. Yeah.. I’d hit that 19 year old college girl quim on principle alone… but that 19 year old quim is now 60 year old Far Left shrill Commie quim.. Not nearly so attractive.

  27. thor says:

    Dan bet the tit line and lost. By radical Left poon standards, she’s explodable.

  28. Oliver Barrett IV says:

    She reminds me of my lost love, Jennifer Cavalieri..

    She died of lukemia when one of the bombs we were making went off prematurely in Greenwich Vilage..

    Love means never having to say you’re sorry.. (for blowing things up)

  29. Dan Collins says:

    Where did the over/under settle, thor? The mathematics of parimutuel fuckage perplex me.

  30. Mikey NTH says:

    First, she would need to be hosed down. Then hit with a cleanser – Safety-Kleen, for example. Then a delousing/flea bath. Then really scrubbed…

  31. thor says:

    Dan, if you’re betting the tit line, we’re talking craps, so you mean to ask where’s the marker.

    And Mikey’s right, after a wire brush facial scrub, a Lysol enema, head lice treatments, and flower-scented orifice flush, c’mon – I’ve woken up and walked worse than that out the door.

  32. JohnAnnArbor says:

    That sounds complex, Mikey. Why not just run her through an automatic car wash?

  33. Mikey NTH says:

    Because the hot wax would be hell with the leg hairs – thy’d be bound together so that you’d never get them apart.

  34. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Well, then turn the hot wax up higher, then douse her with cold water and rip the wax off. Problem solved, instant hair removal.

  35. Mikey NTH says:

    In that case JohnA2, we’ll need industrial hydraulic jacks to peel the wax off. O we could go straight to a brush-cutter?

  36. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Brush-cutter’s a bit extreme. Hmmm. High-pressure water jets?

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