April 22, 2008

Punxsutawney pHill [Dan Collins]

Stephen Green:

Think of Clinton as Punxsutawney Phil — If she comes out tonight and sees a ten-point margin, then get ready for six more weeks of campaigning.

This is why I turn to Stephen and Karl for political punditry.  I didn’t even realize that he was a beaver.

Posted by Dan Collins @ 7:47pm
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Comments (16)

  1. You moron: Phil is a giant sea otter.

  2. You’re talking out your waffle. Phil’s an pregnant hamster.

  3. a not an

  4. Menstruating squirrels get terribly bloated. Could be a girl thing.

  5. I don’t know about you others, but I don’t come to this site for beaver.

  6. Riding dirty on the underage chewbacca. That’s so sad.

  7. I thought Phil looked more like Andie MacDowell…

  8. And with 95% reporting, it’s 55%-45% for the Hildabeast.

  9. Let the beast get her some bitter white delegates.

    Still, it matters not.

    O!

  10. Think of Clinton as Punxsutawney Phil — If she comes out tonight and sees a ten-point margin, then get ready for six more weeks of campaigning.

    OMG that is hysterical. And accurate.

  11. Thor:

    55% – 45%?

    O! Noes!

  12. Lisa:

    Florida and Michigan are looming larger and larger, aren’t they?

    This reflects Howard Dean at his most moronic. CNN ran the scenarios last night and adding just Michigan to the vote counts brings the Hildebeast within about 50,000 votes of Obama in the popular vote. At least some of the super-duper exalted delegates are going to start thinking about how important Florida is to a Democratic winning strategy in November.

    Which candidate has a clear advantage with the over 65 crowd?

    I can’t say what Dean should have done with those two states but the stench of those primaries is only going to grow, especially if Hillary wins Indiana and makes a respectable showing in NC. She’s taken just about all of the important swing states and actually has a reasonable argument on electability, which is Dean’s personal nightmare.

    Lordy mama, I can’t wait for the Dem. convention. The potential entertainment value for conservatives is high and mighty.

  13. Lordy mama, I can’t wait for the Dem. convention. The potential entertainment value for conservatives is high and mighty.

    I dunno. Politically motivated violence can be entertaining, but it’s ultimately damaging to the entire nation.

  14. Politically motivated violence can be entertaining, but it’s ultimately damaging to the entire nation.

    I was tempted to take issue with this, then I remembered Chicago ’68.

    Dammit, Rob. You can be such a buzzkill.

  15. I want to thank Rob Crawford for harshing my chaos mellow.

  16. No problem, guys. I’d just like there to still be a United States when I shuffle off this mortal coil.

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