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Curiouser and Curiouser [Dan Collins]

From  Rusty, via Ace:

Rozita Swinton, the woman arrested today for falsely tipping off the police that she was an abused child bride at the FLDS polygamy cult in Texas is a PLEDGED BARACK OBAMA STATE DELEGATE!!

It was her initial false report that started the investigation which has led to the removal of 400 children from their parents’ custody.

Presumably, like those Japs running around in the jungle long after Hirohito surrendered, she didn’t get the memo when Romney dropped out.

35 Replies to “Curiouser and Curiouser [Dan Collins]”

  1. just out of curiosity ‘an all… all of the ppl at the compound were white. she is black. could this be a racially motivated hate crime?

  2. Dan Collins says:

    You really don’t get the concept, do you, Enoch? ;-P

  3. gamera says:

    the raid was still legal.

  4. Pablo says:

    Swinton was arrested for previous false reports, not this one. It has not been alleged nor determined that she made the call that precipitated this raid. At least not publicly, as the Rangers aren’t talking.

  5. thor says:

    Suffering swords of Revenge! Rozita was riding dirty! Motivated, I bet, to see Karl put up for adoption!

    Massive illusions are being crushed. The long knives are coming home to roost. I double Goddamn Hillary.

  6. Dan Collins says:

    Here’s the latest, Pablo:

    A Colorado Springs woman is being investigated as a “person of interest” in connection with telephone calls made to a Texas crisis center before authorities there raided a polygamist retreat, officials said Friday.
    Rozita Swinton, 33, was arrested Wednesday by Colorado Springs police on a misdemeanor charge of false reporting to authorities. The arrest was related to an incident that occurred in Colorado Springs in late February.
    But the Texas Department of Public Safety confirmed late Friday that two Texas Rangers were with Colorado officials when they searched Swinton’s home. The Rangers took a statement from Swinton before returning to Texas without charging her.
    During the search, officers found several items suggesting a possible connection between Swinton and calls regarding compounds owned by the renegade Mormon sect, the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, in Colorado City, Ariz., and Eldorado, Texas, the Texas agency said in a release. The items weren’t identified.

  7. Dan Collins says:

    thor,

    I’m kidding about the sleeper thing. I don’t think it reflects on Baracky. He’s not that experienced.

  8. Pablo says:

    Right, Dan. And I suspect she may have done it, but as of now it hasn’t been alleged that she did. Again, as the report notes, she wasn’t charged and “a possible connection” is all that the Rangers have mentioned.

  9. Dan Collins says:

    Geez, do I have to spell it out? I like Rusty, but I don’t think this thing is flaming-skullworthy.

  10. Pablo says:

    Well, the Obama thing is pretty funny, but I don’t know that I’d steal Ace’s siren for it.

  11. thor says:

    #

    Comment by Dan Collins on 4/19 @ 3:58 pm #

    thor,

    I’m kidding about the sleeper thing. I don’t think it reflects on Baracky. He’s not that experienced.

    Yes, this is too dirty a ride for Baracky. Hillary’s prints all over Rozita’s cell phone. What about the suffering children! What extremes they’ll go to to silence the Log Cabin Republicans.

    Karl’s in a foster family, the little warrior!

  12. guinsPen says:

    Swinton became a person of interest to Texas authorities when former Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints member Flora Jessop, who now operates a rescue mission for teenage girls trying to escape the sect, told authorities she had been getting calls from a girl claiming to be Sarah — the same girl who made the call for help to a San Angelo, Texas, shelter that led to the raid on the El Dorado compound.

    Jessop told ABC News that she — at the direction of Texas Rangers — began recording those calls in the past two weeks and that the Rangers were able to trace them to Colorado Springs, where the arrest was made.

    Of course, it is ABC, so, duro saxis or whatever.

  13. guinsPen says:

    flaming-skullworthy

    Ottawa Senators !

  14. Salt Lick says:

    I don’t think this will be a problem for Obama unless she called the FLDS people “monkeys.” No, wait — “bitter monkeys.”

  15. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – DNA testing will determine if BO has any children among the congregation. Damn forensic advances are really putting a crimp in the child sex trade these days.

  16. happyfeet says:

    Baracky only punishes M’chelle with babies I think. Twice now he done it. You can tell she’s pissed.

  17. happyfeet says:

    Damn fruit-wanting babies always crying for fruit.

  18. Christian Prophet says:

    I viewed the video exposing the Texas Foster Care system as drug-riddled horror at:
    http://dayofpraise.blogspot.com/

    I also read the thousand or so comments from outraged citizens at the petition site:
    http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/free-the-innocent-flds

    It seems state bureaucrats have become power mad.

  19. McGehee says:

    bureaucrats have become power mad.

    Gosh, that’s never happened before, ever, in the history of mankind.

    If this becomes a trend, why, we may have to rethink this whole idea of having the government do things for us and give things to us.

    That way lies madness. And lower taxes, which is a hell you’ve not known.

  20. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “bureaucrats have become power mad.”

  21. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Well that certainly clears it all up for me, I’ll tell you. Can’t think of a better reason to turn our entire health system over to such a great bunch of people. No brainer.

  22. gamera says:

    wow..a sandwichboard guy here at PW.

    hey, xian prophet, FOXnews said that there are 20 pregnant children under the age of 18 among the 400+ kids removed from the ranch.
    the FLDS have been moving kids across the border to canada and back, to another polygamy ranch.
    the FLDS are not being cooperative with birth certificates and last names so all the children have to have DNA testing.
    it is not about polygamy…it is about child abuse.

  23. thor says:

    Child abuse is associated with being pregnant and under 18? Dip shit. East L.A. would have to be stormed with the National Guard.

    This strangulation of law, rights and freedom of religion and the triangulation of abuse constructs is a must for Jeffy G to unwind. It makes my head hurt.

    The polys are weird and evil, but do they have a legal right to be? Not to be financed by welfare, not to knock up under-aged girls who may, or may not, know better, not to do many things. But what do they have a right to do?

    It’s not opaquely Vickian, which is the newly accepted PC paradigm OK’ing the stringing up of a fleet-footed son of America because he beat up a few bulldogs. If he’d only won a few more home games. I’m polygamistified with hyperbolic feelings over these creeps. Then again, back at the frat house, didn’t we also live out a pre-arranged coital needs shell game with our little sisters.

  24. JHoward says:

    East L.A. would have to be stormed with the National Guard.

    Heh. Entirely the wrong demographic for that, thor. The State doesn’t storm its dependents. It storms its rebels.

    That socialcons can’t/won’t see just how this is the new religion of state is concerning. Welcoming their new morality strictures, they are. Perhaps because they helped legislate them.

  25. JHoward says:

    DNA testing will determine if BO has any children among the congregation.

    Wasn’t that long ago Dubya rolled over for an attempt at mandatory psychological testing as a part of public education. Surely there are efficient means of cattle-calling cooperation at the scale needed to see to a orderly populace.

  26. JHoward says:

    the raid was still legal.

    So is every constitutional ruling ever made by any court so empowered. So is every fucked-up law yet to be poorly so ruled upon.

    IOW, it is until it isn’t. Meanwhile, rights exist. Or so they say.

  27. Matt, Esq. says:

    I’m honestly confused. A barrak supporter called in the feds on a commune ? The purpose was to shed a negative light on christians ?

    I’m not saying its not possible but I am saying its the stupidest attempt to smear christians of all time. Seriously.

  28. The Lost Dog says:

    “It seems state bureaucrats have become power mad.”

    HA! DOH!

  29. Salt Lick says:

    When my wife and I took in foster kids, we were reported and cleared twice for child abuse. Though our accusers’ identities were protected, we figured out who they were. In each instance, they were people we’d clashed with over child rearing practices. One was a teacher who wanted us to put our very active 10 year boy old on ritalin, even though he’d never been diagnosed for that. The other was the mother of a boy I’d scolded (not touched) for bad behavior in my Cub Scout pack — she got her revenge by reporting that she’d heard my son say I was whipping him with a belt. Lots of useful idiots in the populace act as a huge force multiplier for the bureaucrats’. You don’t appreciate their power until you’ve been under their thumb.

  30. Dan Collins says:

    Yes, accusers are coddled and protected. It’s assumed they have a legitimate complaint. Generally speaking, there’s no penalty for having filed a false report, so for the craven it’s a perfect instrument of agression.

  31. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    20 pregnant children under the age of 18 among the 400+ kids removed from the ranch.

    20 out of 400? 5%? I wonder how that compares to the proportion in a garden-variety high school?

    Poseur.
    Fraud.
    Liar.

  32. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Answer: the overall pregnancy rate among American teens is 7.5%. For black teens, it’s 13.4%, for Hispanics it’s 13.1%.

  33. Dan, the reason Rusty put the flaming skull on the post was because, from the git-go, Rusty had been smelling the distinctive odor of B.S. around the Texas cult story. His fine-tuned B.S. detector sensed there was something wrong with the way it was being reported, and so when the hoaxer was revealed — and then ID’d as an Obama delegate, of all things — Rusty felt a skullworthy measure of vindication that not even Ace could begrudge him.

  34. Eap says:

    Spies, Brigands, And Pirates:
    Yes, that’s the female TEEN pregnancy rate (15-19 with more of those in the older end of that). Those 400 AREN’T ALL TEENS (ALL ages up to 17) and AREN’T ALL FEMALE.
    The rate for the children seized would be closer to 50% based on those simple numbers.
    400/17 years = ~23 children/ year * 3 years of “teenage” (15, 16, 17) = 70.6 teenagers
    70.6/2 genders = 35.3 female teenagers.
    Hm. 20/35.3 doesn’t sound so great does it?
    The rate for Texas is 62 per 1000. 20 out of 400 children in the compound averages to close to 567 per 1000.

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