In the Poconos
I saw a Christian, armed, ignorant,
Who, perched on a deerstand,
Held a Rolling Rock in his hand,
And drank of it.
I said: “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter–bitter,” he answered;
“But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because I don’t know no better.
And I ain’t votin’ for Obama.”
(with apologies to Stephen Crane)
VDH at The Corner
Comment by Pablo on 4/12 @ 3:06 pm #
That’s hilarious, Dan.
Comment by Dan Collins on 4/12 @ 3:12 pm #
Thanks, Pablo.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 4/12 @ 3:41 pm #
Now quiet, young fool,
for an eight pointer has stepped into the clearing
head up, sniffing, listening
and if I nail him good and true
then my shriveled heart will grow
two sizes this day.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/12 @ 4:28 pm #
The VDH comentary is brilliant.
Comment by Doug on 4/12 @ 5:43 pm #
I find Iron City beer bitter or is that bitte.
Comment by thor on 4/12 @ 11:04 pm #
Keep it up, yo, cuz dat sum genyus stuffs.
Cynn? You there? Please write a verse of poetry. Dan is having too much fun at Obama’s expense.