Every little step he takes.
One thrilling combination
Every move that he makes.
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do;
You know you’ll never be lonely with you know who.
One moment in his presence
And you can forget the rest.
For the guy is second best
To none,
Son.
Ooooh! Sigh! Give him your attention.
Do…I…really have to mention?
He’s the One?
(Warning: Eye bleach required)
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!111!!1111!!!Eleventy1!!>!!1!!!##!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My eyes! My eyes!
For the love of God man, have you no pity?!?!?!!!!
These are French people, right?
You know. Protesting French Disneyland. Or whatever they call it in their local monkey gibberish.
Proletarian asshole: I spent my fifteen minutes of fame defaming the free market in the ruins of the World Trade Center with my cock hanging under my paunch. Hell, I can’t see it so might as well share.
Oh, Germans. Well,
Walter Sobchak: Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
Donny: They were Nazis, Dude?
Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?
The next time I hear some Eurotrash sniffing about America’s cultural wasteland, I’m punching him in the mouth.
Eye wash.
For emergency use only.
How does the quote go? “History repeats itself first as tragedy and second as farce?”
Ah, this must be an example of that European nuance John Kerry was always babbling about.
Dear serr8d,
God bless you. You’ve saved a life.
Patrick
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“You bumbass, Cartman, now they’re going to squeese his balls!” LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!!!!
Why would you do that to internet friends, Dan? Why? Unless, you’re trying to draw semanticleo out of hiding?
Well, aren’t those creeps just too edgy to handle without oven mitts. Hatin’ on Uncle? Just like they’ve done for the past third of a century? It’s easy, safe, and fun, I suppose. Enjoy your burkhas, toots–and don’t call us.
Dan, damn you.
You knew I would look. And because I did, I will now have to drive to work with one hand on the steering wheel and the other feeling the road.
Damn you.
It’s such a fine line between edgy and Charles Manson.
There’s a special circle of Hell for people like you, Dan.
ewch…. some entertaining comments here winnah is definitely, “some balls should be masked”
This has a ring of The Producers. Piss off everybody and rake in the money.
~and now, Shostakovich’s Springtime for Hitler~
:-D
“Indeed, though the production looks unlikely to win many prizes for the nuance of its message”
Nuance?
Consider, those penises, such as they are, are unsnipped, and therefore look bigger than they actually are. Explains a lot, really. Patton was right, all of the ones with balls came over here.
OH MY GOD! That’s my daughter!
I can’t count the number of levels on which that is wrong. It’s a lot, tho.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Unfortunately, the people who seem most interested in being naked in public are usually the people who we, your everyday folks who enjoy looking at good-looking naked people, least want to see being naked in public.
In other words, irony really, really sucks.
Judging from the comments I’ll content myself with happiness that Photobucket has taken down this “image or video”.
Hate to make you look again, but the second-to-the-right Mickey has 3 arms, and one of his hands is on the shoulder of a dude? woman? Andre the Giant?
Says It All
…
Heh.
Dan, Photobucket killed yours; mine, still stunningly ascendant.
As Mickey Mouse costumes go, these are definitely goofy.
Sean: As the resident AANR member, I am forced to admit that you are correct about J. Random Nudeprancer.