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BREAKING: "Feminist hero" endorses John McCain [Karl]

“Feminist hero” being in quotes because the woman in question is Heidi Montag, of MTV’s pseudo-improvised reality series The Hills.  Montag tells US magazine that she is voting for Johnny Mac.  TIME magazine’s Ana Marie Cox (who else?) gets the reaction from Maverick himself.

Knowing that the PW crowd is near-fusty in its strait-lacedness, I point you to pictures of the feminist in question for those of you unfamiliar with her body of work.

(h/t Memeorandum.)

30 Replies to “BREAKING: "Feminist hero" endorses John McCain [Karl]”

  1. sashal says:

    “her body of work”….
    he-he-he-he…..

  2. mojo says:

    Isn’t her dad a fireman or something?

  3. cranky-d says:

    Another blond with fake boobies. I’m impressed. I’m sure McCain follows her career closely.

  4. Karl says:

    Puns are the lowest form of humor. I shame myself!

  5. Mikey NTH says:

    So “The Hills” was an autobiography?

  6. JD TWP says:

    Big fake tits and a racist is no way to go through life.

  7. Karl says:

    Mikey,

    No, it’s a semi-reality show. And you just made me pun again.

  8. JD TWP says:

    I have to admit that I find Lauren Conrad to be stunningly beautiful. Better Half agrees.

    Heidi’s new breast size is at least 3X higher than her IQ, which makes her twice as smart as datadave.

  9. Karl says:

    JD,

    I seem to recall some sort of racial issue also, but am having a hard time finding it on the web. I presume the Left will be all over it soon enough.

  10. Gleen(s) says:

    Has no one seen me try to make Ana Marie Cox cry @ bloggingheads?

  11. alppuccino says:

    Forget that shit. Get a load of Kristen Davis’ Einstein Muff. My God! She’s got pubes on her hips!

  12. Karl says:

    JD,

    We should not presume that people are familaiar with Lauren Conrad, either.

  13. Victor. says:

    Lauren Conrad has ‘crows feet’ that belong on a 72 year old women. Her eyes are messed up.

  14. Enoch_Root - TWP also says:

    knock-knockers…

  15. MayBee says:

    What, Karl? No Audrina Patridge pictures?

  16. Karl says:

    MayBee,

    Ask and ye shall receive.

  17. cranky-d says:

    Well, I guess they are paying enough for the bolt-ons, they should show them off.

  18. MayBee says:

    Here’s Audrina. She looks like a Bush girl, what with the cowboy hat and all.

    [NSFW/SFJD-TW}

  19. MayBee says:

    Oh, I see we cross posted, Karl. Sorry to make you go through all that trouble.

  20. alppuccino says:

    I think it’s time for Audriana’s gardner to change the string on the weedwhacker. Nothing worse than spotty edging.

  21. thor says:

    Uprighteous!

    Thx, Karl.

  22. Swen Swenson says:

    Suddenly, I have a better understanding of the alure of the burqa. (Maybe the lefties are right! She does look happy, doesn’t she?)

  23. Diana says:

    “Puns are the lowest form of humor.”

    BLASPHEMER!!

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  25. twolaneflash says:

    Another celebrity supports another demoncrat. Where’s the news in that?

  26. The Way Lost Dog says:

    Jeebus!

    I haven’t done that much nipple hunting since the first two weeks I owned a computer.

    And, BTW, you can stuff whatever you want in your breasts, but if the nipples are beat, the nipples are STILL beat. I just seem to have a problem with women in their twenties who’s (whose?) nipples look like they have spent most of their adult life with clothes pins tightly attached.

    TMI?

  27. Karl says:

    Dog,

    There are worse problems to have, from both sides of the equation.

  28. Mikey NTH says:

    Lost Dog – whose is correct.

  29. JD TWP says:

    Karl – You are such a team player.

    MayBee – Such a giver.

    Doesn’t Audrina have Mr. Ed sized teeth?

  30. Rob Crawford says:

    I just seem to have a problem with women in their twenties who’s (whose?) nipples look like they have spent most of their adult life with clothes pins tightly attached.

    Two words — Milla Jovovich. I’ve never seen her, in still photos or film, without the high beams on.

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