I’ll admit that in my drinking days, on quite a few occasions I woke up to discover that I had done something…..unsavory the night before that I didn’t remember doing. But I can’t say as I ever woke up to an accusation that I had dynamited a hotel sundeck. Spring break being what it is, I’m sure the poor dears were under a lot of pressure to have a vacation story that no one could top. Incidentally, you know who has the ultimate conversation-ender? These guys.
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I hope they can plea down to misdemeanors.
They’re just 21. I bet if they have clean records they’ll be ok. I hope so. Really this could have happened to anyone.
My ambition in life is to have a spring break kind of party (including nudity) somewhere those guys haven’t been. I’d like to be the host, but I’d settle for attending.
Then again, I don’t think anyone has ever accused me of being “down to Earth”.
I always pretty much remembered my misdeeds, which didn’t involve blowing anything up, as far as I know.
But a guy I know tells of what he was told he did when he was attending a posh wedding in Cleveland. Among other things, he accosted Grandma in her third floor bedroom, commandeered a police car at the Country Club and drove it up some outside approach steps, escaped by taking off on a mad broken field dash through an unknown number of yards at night.
Then he does remember waking up the next morning on a living room couch and not recognizing anyone pictured on the walls. So he heard a maid in the kitchen and convinced her to make him some pancakes, before the man of the house found him there and kicked him out. He still had no idea where he was and had to ask directions to the Police Station, where he managed to call his buddies. He got lucky a few times.
Another time he found himself driving over the bridge to East St. Louis, where he just might have died had he reached his destination. He stopped drinking, but not before getting a full work-up for unexplained diarrhea, due to alcohol, as it turned out.
Hysterical misdeeds used to be a farily common occurrence in the JD homestead. Can’t say that I miss those days. But I could tell stories about the collosally stooopid things I did all day long.
At least my stupidity never included high-explosive.
Let ’em rot.