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Shrew In a Lightbulb [Dan Collins]

Via NRO via Hot Air:

In a 2004 interview with the Chicago Tribune, Michelle observed: “What I notice about men, all men, is that their order is me, my family, God is in there somewhere, but me is first. … And, for women, me is fourth, and that’s not healthy.” This is not a radical observation: Get a half-dozen gals together with a few bottles of Beaujolais, and a similar theme will eventually emerge. (Trust me on this.) Looked at one way, Michelle was issuing a pointed call for female selfempowerment; but, looked at another, she was offering a poignant commentary on how things have long run [at] chez Obama.

The griefs of women are quiet; rustle
like crinoline or whisper like
the tearing of old silk;

hum like appliances, give off the sharp sweet smell
of burnt-out motors; tap like typewriter keys.
The strengths of women are quiet
but hardy as the weed that finds its cranny
between the concrete block of the sidewalk
and the concrete slab of the wall, and grows there,
and blooms there.

Men are bums.
We’re really better than they are.

38 Replies to “Shrew In a Lightbulb [Dan Collins]”

  1. Karl says:

    Those possibilities Jim Geraghty mentions are not mutually exclusive, either.

  2. Slartibartfast says:

    Shrewed observations, Dan.

  3. Karl says:

    Anda as long as we’re talking MO and NRO, Mark Steyn hat tips Don Surber:

    In 2005, Mrs. O’s salary was $316,962 at the University of Chicago Hospital. She’s a lawyer, not a doctor.

    Hubby’s pay as a U.S. senator topped $160 K that year.

    If you are struggling to make ends meet on a half-million a year — a 1040 that puts you in the top 2% of Americans — then the problem is you, not the country.

    Still this woman, who was never proud of America when her husband was elected to the state legislature or even the United States Senate, whines and whines and whines.

    America is, she said, “just downright mean.”

    No doubt she blames men for it.

  4. mojo says:

    Les langues des hommes sont remplies de duperie.

  5. Slartibartfast says:

    The problem, here, is not that Michelle is insincere so much as she hasn’t learned yet not to complain to those who have it worse than she does.

  6. Slartibartfast says:

    I mean, everyone’s life is hard. If only Michelle could make enough to pay someone to take care of those pesky kids, and then someone to take care of the house, and the shopping, and the cooking, and the decision-making, and (finally) the worrying, life would be easy.

    I feel her pain. No, seriously. But I have learned not to complain about having money problems to those who make a quarter of what I do. It didn’t take long, either.

  7. Rob Crawford says:

    What I notice about men, all men, is that their order is me, my family, God is in there somewhere, but me is first.

    Grrrrr……..

    I can’t express how utterly PISSED OFF that statement makes me.

  8. BJTexs says:

    Good grief, for a woman who is supposed to be brilliant she sure talks in victimization absolutes. I mean all men? Every last one of them? All women struggle to get out of bed? The entire country is mean? Perhaps she didn’t read Gail Sayers’ autobiography in which he had a framed paper on his desk that said, “God is First. My Family is Second. I am Third.”

    One gets the feeling that members of the campaign are trying to gently rein her in but she’ll have none o’ that!

  9. ushie says:

    Huh. I’ve met some men who put their family first. They must be mutant freaks.

  10. Brett says:

    That’s just bull. Most women put themselves first, just as men do. Many women elevate their feelings of the moment to the highest priority. That is why their word is worthless–oops! I should say, They always maintain the prerogative to change their mind.

  11. Radish says:

    I didn’t think it was possible to find a politician’s wife less sympathetic than Hillary, and yet there she is.

  12. Dan Collins says:

    Where in Milwaukee do you live, Radish? That’s my hometown.

  13. J. Peden says:

    At long last Affirmative Action has finally born its iconic perfect fruit, a large mouthed dumbass racist sexist. It works!
    Somewhere, Sandra Day O’Conner gloats.

  14. Republican on acid says:

    The more I see of the Obama mamma the less I need to see. She is so full of shit. As anyone really can see, WHOM comes first in divorce proceedings? What MAN has a shot in hell to keep his children after a divorce unless the female of the union is a felon or provable heroin addict?
    How many homes are full of things that only a MAN would buy?

    Or is she talking about feelings? Probably so, because in this day and age in this country FEELINGS are all that matter.

    For the first time in my life, America is making me want to barf. And mainly because so many people out there BELIEVE in goons like the Obama’s and the Clinton’s.

  15. Dan Collins says:

    But . . . but . . .
    For the first time in her life MichelleO is proud of her country.

    (And not just because Barack’s doing well)

  16. Mikey NTH says:

    #6 Slart – You are so correct. Bill Clinton was smart enough to say “I feel your pain”. Mrs. Obama instead says, “Honey, you think that’s bad? Let me tell you about my day!”

    So intelligent, yet so clueless.

  17. Mikey NTH says:

    And I see you covered that in #7.

    Carry on.

  18. BJTexs says:

    So, Dan, are you saying she’s proud enough now to get out of bed with hope to do more then just “get by” and face all of those me first men who live on the mean streets of the “mean country” and will this time, this place, actually find the time to shop for cantalopes?

    word!

  19. Radish says:

    Dan> Well, I live in Glendale, but Milwaukee is just across the street.

  20. Dan Collins says:

    Cantaloupes? You SEXIST PIG!!!

  21. Mikey NTH says:

    Be glad he didn’t say…watermelons!

    Oh! The scandal there would be!

  22. BJTexs says:

    Um …um … I meant … MELONS! NO! ah … um … KUMQUATS!

    I’m going for reeducation, aren’t I?

  23. Mikey NTH says:

    Are grapes on the forbidden list yet?
    Just asking.

  24. Jim in KC says:

    So, does the fact that a lawyer at a hospital makes >$300k say more about the high cost of medical care, or about the high cost of tuition, given that it’s a university>/i> hospital?

  25. Dan Collins says:

    Jim–
    Hahahahahahahaha. She’s a MINORITY HIRE, you asshole.

  26. BJTexs says:

    Jim:

    I guess I’ll save you a bunk at the gulag…

  27. Mikey NTH says:

    Dan: If you mean “wife of a US Senator” then you are correct. There are only 100 US Senators.

  28. BrendaK says:

    Jeez – most of the women I know got over the “all men are bums” stage sometime in their 20’s.

    MO has some very…interesting prisms she views the world through.

  29. Mikey NTH says:

    I should have said ‘spouse’. Not all US Senators are male. Or swing…

    Look, I’m going to shut up right now.

  30. Merovign says:

    What a bigoted bitch. Keep that mouth yapping, Michelle, we’ll all know what you are by election day.

  31. MlR says:

    “At long last Affirmative Action has finally born its iconic perfect fruit, a large mouthed dumbass racist sexist. It works!
    Somewhere, Sandra Day O’Conner gloats.”

    This made me laugh, even though its so pathetically true.

  32. Thomas Jackson says:

    This woman makes Teresa Heinz look postively saintly and wise.

  33. Al Maviva says:

    Good lord, she talks like she’s married to Elliot Spitzer or something. C’mon.

  34. Alec Leamas says:

    Chances are, if you think that the world is especially and uniquely unfair to YOU, you are:

    1) Fourteen years of age; or

    2) A doctrinaire libtard.

    Not that there is much of a difference. My Pop beat that bullshit out of me way before fourteen. Way before.

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  36. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – But there was that one time when her poly-sci prof promised her an excellant/outstanding on her treatise: “America – scoring my proud”, but he stiffed her with a 98% for mis-spelling “mutha” 84 times.

    – DAMN WHITEY RACIST!!!111one!!11

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