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Wisconsin for Obama [Dan Collins]

but not by the margins earlier predicted. It’s a funny thing how much the margins in Wisconsin tend to vary.  It’s also a funny thing how much late counts in Milwaukee and Madison tend to play a role in how votes go. Wisconsin’s electoral votes always seem up for grabs, and always seem to go to the Democratic candidate by a very narrow margin after late results from Milwaukee and Madison, sometimes exceeding in number the number of registered voters from those locations. 

To some Wisconsinites, this has been a cause for concern.  But Governor Doyle, siding with those who believe that production of official identification is a terrible imposition on the citizen who wishes to vote (it being so important to him or her), refuses to give in to the forces of totalitarianism.

Bully, Doyle.  Bully for you! 

50 Replies to “Wisconsin for Obama [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    It was when they got the automated bottlecapper it all went to hell really.

  2. happyfeet says:

    schlemeel, schlemazel, Dan. It’s not like my knowledge of Wisconsin is encyclopedic.

  3. Dan Collins says:

    They make Harley-Davidson there, you know.

  4. happyfeet says:

    I didn’t know that. My new brother-in-law, well, later this week he will be, his son works for them. I don’t think he’s coming to the wedding though. Like as not I’ll never meet him. I wonder if he lives in Wisconsin. You never know – Christmas and all that.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Cool. I’m drunk!

  6. Rob Crawford says:

    Now, I’ve never been to Milwaukee, but I have been to Lake Geneva, Wisconsin Dells, Madison, and quite a few points in between. But the things I remember from there are:

    o cheese curds
    o Aztlan
    o Man Mound
    o a horse-drawn manure spreader
    o a restaurant advertising the “Butter Burger”
    o cheese curds

  7. happyfeet says:

    Oh. I forgotted. I has to go to Lake Geneva this year. It will my first Wisconsin experience ever. I was at a bookstore and I looked for a guidebook and all I found was that I need to keep an eye out so I can watch the mail girls not fall into the water. I’m so psyched.

  8. Dumbocrats are Idiots says:

    tee hee

  9. Moron Pundit says:

    I voted for Clinton… did all I could… I don’t think I’ve ever been more concerned as a voter than now… with the Messiah poised to take the election… and put the nail in.

  10. MayBee says:

    Is Obama going to keep talking until Hawaii returns come in?

  11. happyfeet says:

    Oh. Moron your post is newsy…

    I’m watching the victory speech of McCain right now and he has officially whipped off the gloves on Obama. This is the beginning of the general election and if this is the tenor of McCain’s coming campaign, this is going to be great.

    I didn’t hear that part, NPR musta cut away. Did he mention anything about surveillance?

  12. guinsPen says:

    It’s not like my knowledge of Wisconsin is encyclopedic.

    BEACHBALLS !!! ;

  13. B Moe says:

    The main thing I remember about Wisconsin was playing a show at a club in Milwaukee with a teenage ska band as the opening act. Apparently there was a Mod scene going on there at the time and as we were hanging out waiting to go on all these little high school girls were glaring at us snarling “You’re rockers, aren’t you? We hate rockers!” in really bad Cockney accents. Pretty surreal, even for someone living a completely surreal lifestyle at the time.

  14. guinsPen says:

    @ #8

    Nishi-speak; OMFG!!!

    Where I sit, I could spit.

    And a Bro’s Big Boat.

  15. guinsPen says:

    With water-wings the size of ears.

  16. guinsPen says:

    It’s the law.

  17. B Moe says:

    And also there are billboards for Tommy somebodies water skiing thrill show at the Wisconsin Dells about every quarter mile on the Interstates. Hard to believe, but we never stopped to watch.

  18. Raoul Ortega says:

    We have the same phenomena here in the Upper Left Washington, where it always seems that King County waits until every other county reports,and then, magically, they have just enough margin for the Dem candidate to get over the top. Although, as in ‘004’s election for governor, it took a couple of recounts and lots of magicly appearing ballots to get it right…

  19. happyfeet says:

    That’s what it is. The mail girls are on this boat. On a lake. There’s two of them. They are young and athletic. The boat travels along the docks or something, but the thing is see, the boat never stops. The girls must run up the docks to deliver the mail and run back and leap like little nubile gazelles back onto the boat as it is receding. They leap, and it is given unto them that they never fall short. Mostly. In Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, it is a great honor. Only two are chosen. They alone shall deliver the mail to the good people along the lake and stand against the forces of, um, nonmailyness.

  20. guinsPen says:

    playing a show

    Ca?

    BECAUSE OF THE OLD STOMPING GROUNDS !!!

  21. daleyrocks says:

    Hillary made a campaign stop at the Brat Stop, another landmark close to the Cheese Curtain separating Illinois and Wisconsin.

  22. guinsPen says:

    The Wisconsin Dells is (are?) distinct from Lake Geneva.

  23. B Moe says:

    I don’t remember the year for sure, 93 to 95 most likely, I think the bar was called Toads or something similar. The ska band was really good, just really young and not very compatible crowdwise.

  24. Education Guy says:

    Alpine Valley Performing Arts Center. You wouldn’t think a concert venue would make a state worth visiting, but you’d be wrong.

  25. happyfeet says:

    Wiskansin. It’s all about how you market yourself.

  26. happyfeet says:

    Which, we’re back to Obama.

  27. Education Guy says:

    Well Obama did make me a mixed tape and help me move a sofa, so really I’m happy for him.

  28. JD says:

    BMoe – Oh, you do not know what you missed, the water skiing show is something everyone should experience/endure. My folks went to Marquette, and any state that is the home to Harley, Culvers butter burgers, and the Ho-Chunk casino cannot be all bad.

  29. nishizonoshinji says:

    #15
    its viral….soon u will all be doin it

  30. nishizonoshinji says:

    wow….sean hannity is waxin rapturous over obama.
    it must be a sign.

  31. nishizonoshinji says:

    or a portent…or sumpin.

  32. Education Guy says:

    Sean Hannity has hair that would give Silky’s fantastic do a complex.

  33. happyfeet says:

    Sean Hannity must want Clinton defeated? I can see that. He talks a lot. I mean a lot a lot, radio and tv and speeches, so I can see him wanting to not have to talk about her anymore. Much less at least the next five or so years. People forget ow little impact the media talky people on the right really had during the Clinton years. Feckless. Not really that they’ll have better luck with Obama, but at least they can, you know, hope.

  34. happyfeet says:

    *how* – also Obama would mean a lot of the people that get booked now would be not as in demand – a lot of the Clinton hangers on have been doing the representing all through Bush. It’s got to get stale.

  35. Whatadumbass says:

    Hey Dan, you’re featured in a photo over at:

    [Link removed by Jeff. I haven’t thought about that sad husk in months. Do NOT link to any site associated with her. The courts can only do so much.]

    Second post from the top. Teh crazee is strong in that one.

  36. Cinna says:

    Hmm. Appears as though margins map on to predictions pretty tightly.

  37. happyfeet says:

    Yeah, but Hick still doesn’t have as many delegates as Romney. Loser.

  38. Sean M. says:

    For the first time in her adult life, Michelle is proud of the Cheeseheads.

  39. MlR says:

    Nice post, Dan.

  40. Rusty says:

    Lake Geneva is not truly representative of Wisconsin since most of the home owners are from Illinois. They do have a nice observatory there.People tend to forget that. And very much ruralness, in Wisconsin . With good fishing. I spent a night in jail in Kenosha once. And once in Richland Center too.

  41. Moron Pundit says:

    Hey, I’m not the only one that noticed McCain simply attacking Obama in that speech. He didn’t exactly mention Huckabee except to give him a little reach around.

    Politics is my favorite sport and McCain taking all the easy shots at Obama just makes me happy. Anyone taking any shots at him makes me happy, actually.

    He just passed Al Gore as the most dangerous man in America.

  42. happyfeet says:

    Yeah but I checked and he hadn’t made a point of the surveillance issue. That’s disappointing, but maybe he has his reasons. Could be that he doesn’t want to get involved in what to independents just looks like bickering.

  43. alppuccino says:

    I like the strip club analogy for Obama. He comes out, shakes his bum, licks his own nipple, and picks up a rolled up dollar with his quim, and you say, “Damn, that was an emotional appeal to those who need hope and thirst for change!” So then he comes out on the next round and you say, “Oh, she’s the one that licks her nipple. Let’s go.”

  44. Dasher says:

    guinsPen “The Wisconsin Dells is (are?) distinct from Lake Geneva.”

    The Dells are about 130 Miles NW of Lake Geneva.

  45. David says:

    Don’t forget same-day voter registration. I’m certain that, though, with the border fence between Wisconsin and Illinois, that absolutely NO Chicago Democrats would EVER make it up to fraudulently vote. Never. Voter fraud? Preposterous.

  46. Radish says:

    I live in Milwaukee. Same-day voter registration–in the 2006 primary, 1/3 of the voter-registration cards sent to people who registered at the polling location to vote in the Democrat primary were returned as undeliverable. Draw your own conclusions.

    I’ve considered registering my cat to vote (register by mail, vote absentee). No one will ever to demand proof that someone named “Reggie”, who receives mail at my address, is an actual human eligible to vote…

  47. […] at The Nation.Which is cool, I suppose, given the number of Obama supporters from Illinois who probably crossed the state line into Wisconsin to vote for Feingold, that’s probably fair. Posted by Dan Collins @ 12:54 pm | Trackback Share […]

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