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PW Question of the Day [Dan Collins]

Should the US adopt countermeasures against dreadful poetry, as the Brits have?

21 Replies to “PW Question of the Day [Dan Collins]”

  1. Jonathan says:

    Seems wise. There are a whole lot of soulful undergraduates out there who should have their fountain pens confiscated before they craft another verse about oppressed something or others.

  2. ThomasD says:

    Yes, and mimes too. What with all this recent U.S.- French amity there’s no telling when they’ll try to stage a comeback.

  3. McGehee says:

    The best countermeasure against mimes that I know of, is a speeding truck.

  4. Jeffersonian says:

    Yes, and this ass clown will be the first to get a ride in Ol’ Sparky.

  5. SGT Ted says:

    I’m thinking carpet bombing.

  6. B Moe says:

    Damn, Jeffersonian, I didn’t read it all but this:

    Like an Owl exploding
    In your life in your brain in your self
    Like an Owl who know the devil
    All night, all day if you listen, Like an Owl
    Exploding in fire. We hear the questions rise
    In terrible flame like the whistle of a crazy dog

    …is some seriously bad shit.

  7. maggie katzen says:

    whooooo?

  8. Dan Collins says:

    Allen Ginsberg: Owl

  9. Jeffersonian says:

    …is some seriously bad shit.

    Indeed

  10. JohnAnnArbor says:

    So she writes about exploding hooters. East meets West.

  11. Swen Swenson says:

    To answer this I’d like to quote the wisdom of Marcel Marceau:

  12. B Moe says:

    …is some seriously bad shit.

    Indeed

    Word:
    http://tinyurl.com/ynrsxa

  13. John F. Kerry says:

    To get back to topic. I’m in favor of this since it passes the international test.

  14. John F. Kerry says:

    I”m opposed to this as I’m sure it will repress someone.

  15. Squid says:

    And she worked at Heathrow. How charming.

  16. village peasant says:

    HELP HELP I’M BEING REPRESSED!

  17. JD says:

    John Effin’ Kerry was in favor of this contest before he was against it.

    That was the most pathetic excuse for “poetry” I have ever seen. I am exponentially more dumb for having read it.

  18. Andrew says:

    Before we take this question SERiously, shall we consider the impact across all genres? What may be good in lyric poetry may be bad in epic, and in dramatic poetry. The reverse is likewise true.

    Surely the market disincentives — mockery, parody, failing to get co-ed phone numbers at slams — preclude the need for authoritarian intervention.

    Bloody Peasants…

  19. Dan Collins says:

    Andrew, I’d prefer to let the market take care of it, too, but I’ve noticed that there’s a remarkable recidivism rate here.

  20. Andrew says:

    [removes glasses]

    Before we take this question SERiously, shall we consider its impact across all genres? What is “good” in lyric poetry may be “bad” in epic or dramatic. The reverse is equally true.

    Surely the market disincentives — mockery, parody, not getting the number or URL of hot co-eds at slams — preclude the need for authoritarian intervention.

    [returns glasses, admires eggy shape of head in mirror]

    Bloody Peasants.

  21. Andrew says:

    See? the distinction between dramatic and lyric is thus plain before you.

    As are double-posting pricks, but you knew that…

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