Category: red pills found behind the sofa cushions

March 4, 2009

Rick Moran on Rush and Newt [Dan Collins]

Rick’s got a post up, analyzing how, in his view, Limbaugh is a political fantasist who is hurting the Republican Party and conservatism in general. I’m not going to reproduce bits and pieces of it here, because it’s …

December 10, 2008

Dirty Socialist BCast [Dan Collins]

what features NO LIZ STEPHENS! OUTRAGE! Todd has all the local newsclips that show people saying O!s going to meet with Blago and has met with Blago.

Also, the return of teh Jackson 5.

Eeeeeevil conservatives rub …

November 11, 2008

red pills behind the sofa cushions (procatalepsis, 3)

I know I said he wasn’t my monkey, but for a presumptuous interloper, he’s not only been keeping the bathroom clean and pitching in on the rent, but he sure does the whole cuddle thing well.

In fact, with those …

April 7, 2008

red pills found beneath the sofa cushions, shorty 2

Filed under: red pills found behind the sofa cushions - 07 Apr 2008

It’s one thing to take a clinically depressed ex-agency beet out for a couple drinks and Disney on Ice — either out of the goodness of your heart, or with the hope that a leggy, half-frozen chick in a twinkling …

November 5, 2007

protein wisdom: the update (or, red pills found behind the sofa cushions, tentative itinerary)

Filed under: red pills found behind the sofa cushions - 05 Nov 2007

I’ll be back posting later this week from the YAF leadership convention (which happens to correspond with Freedom Week). Look for the liveblogging to begin Thursday late, or Friday early.

Meantime, because my mother-in-law will be flying in from …

September 5, 2007

Thanks!

1. To Ann Kellett, for the Living in Oblivion DVD. Believe it or not, I’ve never seen the film — though I’ve heard many good things about it. And with Steve Buscemi, you can hardly go wrong.

2. …

August 10, 2007

red pills behind the sofa cushions (procatalepsis, 2)

That is definitely not my monkey — first, because my monkey wears a platinum hoop earring and Japanese man clogs, and would rather his parochial school teacher happen upon him in a utility closet tugging his monkey dork to a …

March 13, 2007

red pills behind the sofa cushions, analepsis 16

Filed under: red pills found behind the sofa cushions - 13 Mar 2007

In a retro-Buddhist show of opposition to “the social cons’ criminal War on Drugs,” the Sea Monkey king—already high on homemade Sangria, two Percocet tablets, and the handful of roaches he was able to sift out of a patio ashtray …

February 8, 2007

red pills found behind the sofa cushions, analepsis 15

Filed under: red pills found behind the sofa cushions - 08 Feb 2007

At first blush, my purchase of an iRobot Roomba Discovery seemed a fairly innocuous domestic gesture—I mean, sure, I’m introducing artificial intelligence into an already potentially volatile environment, one overrun with strung-out sugar beets and a megalomaniacal Sea monkey king; …

November 29, 2006

protein wisdom: the triumphant return post (procatalepsis)

Filed under: red pills found behind the sofa cushions - 29 Nov 2006

Eh, give it about another week or so.  And no, you still can’t use my Kithchen Aid Ultra blender.  The last time somebody commandeered that thing in my absence, I spent several tedious hours plucking anejo-bloated grub worm bits out …

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