{"id":9903,"date":"2007-10-02T07:27:48","date_gmt":"2007-10-02T13:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9903"},"modified":"2007-10-02T07:27:48","modified_gmt":"2007-10-02T13:27:48","slug":"a-brief-staccato-note-to-pw-readers-done-in-the-form-of-one-of-those-telegrams-from-forties-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9903","title":{"rendered":"a brief staccato note to PW readers, done in the form of one of those telegrams from forties movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spent all yesterday in bed.  Stop.<\/p>\n<p>Haven&#8217;t eaten but a slice of toast in 20 hours.  Stop.<\/p>\n<p>Out of tea.  Stop.<\/p>\n<p>Wife is out of the country on business for next week.  Stop.<\/p>\n<p>Forced to care for little boy while unable to sit up straight, walk, or eat. Stop.<\/p>\n<p>And cleaning shit diapers while you have the stomach flu?  I don&#8217;t recommend that as part of a course of treatment. Stop.<\/p>\n<p>Please continue posting if you have the chance.  Stop.<\/p>\n<p>Hee Haw and Merry Christmas! Sam Wainwright.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spent all yesterday in bed. Stop. Haven&#8217;t eaten but a slice of toast in 20 hours. Stop. Out of tea. Stop. Wife is out of the country on business for next week. Stop. Forced to care for little boy while unable to sit up straight, walk, or eat. Stop. And cleaning shit diapers while you have the stomach flu? I don&#8217;t recommend that as part of a course of treatment.<\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"btnmore\" href=\"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9903\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}