{"id":9901,"date":"2007-10-01T18:40:45","date_gmt":"2007-10-02T00:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9901"},"modified":"2007-10-01T18:40:45","modified_gmt":"2007-10-02T00:40:45","slug":"hey-faggot-dan-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9901","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Faggot Stupid [Dan Collins; Updated x3]"},"content":{"rendered":"

The largest right-wing bloggers, such as Michelle Malkin and Charles Johnson, devote themselves on a virtually daily basis to condemning Muslims and mocking Islam. During the “Mohammed cartoon” controversy, they repeatedly published the blasphemous cartoons. Malkin has a blogger on her Hot Air blog who derisively blogs under the name “Allah”. Were fatwas issued against them?<\/a> Are they living in seclusion, under 24-hour guard from the Grave Islamic Menace that lives in Kirchick’s head?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Of course, given the constitutional erosion that’s forced you to move to Brazil to escape government censorship, you might as well go live under some version of sharia somewhere. Maybe under the mad mullahs in Iran.<\/p>\n

Oh, wait. You wouldn’t exist there.<\/p>\n

(h\/t LGF)<\/p>\n

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“Are you not amused?”<\/p>\n

UPDATE: Gleen begins an update to a post with the formula, “I honestly just read <\/a>. . . .”\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 No, really.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Were fatwas issued against them?<\/a>\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 No, but good old religieuse Gleen is deeply concerned about the blasphemy and wound to the sensibilities of Allahpundit’s handle.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 O tempora, o mores!<\/p>\n

UPDATE2: More fun spun off from Gleen’s fantastical inferences regarding our fantasy lives: They are terrified but they can’t look away. “Tormented, they invent their own counter-fantasies where they are the ones holding the long, hard, dark penis and telling the source of their agony, ‘Suck. On. This.'”<\/a>\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Because the only\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0explanation for why\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0one might differ from their point of view has to do with psychosexual deficiency.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 That’s the Progg Fantasy in a nutshell.<\/p>\n

\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0UPDATE3: Another numbskull weighs in<\/a>:<\/p>\n

None of this should surprise anyone. America is filled with people like Dan Collins, some of whom may be in your own families. I recall a relative of mine arguing in favor of extensive war in the Middle East, saying that if we didn’t bomb the Arabs into submission, they would come over here and “fuck us in the ass.” That’s a direct quote, by the way. I remember that line well because I had no real come back to it. I mean, what do you say to that: “To the contrary, they won’t<\/em> fuck us in the ass”? Not exactly Oxford debate material. Still, the rightwing fascination with homosexual rape and queer-tinged scenarios in general says more about their confused psyches than the actual politics of the real world. I’ve run into this time and time again. Hell, twenty years ago I heard similar violent and gay-oriented rhetoric from the ex-Dartmouth Review editors and writers I had gotten to know. Back then, it was the Sandinistas who wanted to fuck us in the ass. You’d think that the U.S. has the most tantalizing rear the planet has ever seen, given how many countries desire cramming their dark, uncircumcised pricks deep inside our cheeks. This is why we must kill them before they drop their pants and pull out the bad news. Call it the Tucker Carlson school of international diplomacy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m not worried about getting rammed up the ass by a Muslim, you jackass.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I’m flummoxed by Gleen’s running interference for homosexual-murdering regimes and then turning around and lecturing us on our insensitivity to a particular brand of cultural difference that seems to inculcate that practice.<\/p>\n

Of course, none of this should surprise anyone, because whatever that cultural difference may consist in, it cannot possibly be as dangerous as Neo-cons.<\/p>\n

In fact, Gleen pretty much embodies Lacanian disembodiment<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Because of this lack of signifieds, Lacan says, the chain of signifiers–x=y=z=b=q=0=%=|=s (etc.)–is constantly sliding and shifting and circulating. There is no anchor, nothing that ultimately gives meaning or stability to the whole system. The chain of signifiers is constantly in play (in Derrida’s sense); there’s no way to stop sliding down the chain–no way to say “oh, x means this,” and have it be definitive. Rather, one signifier only leads to another signifier, and never to a signified. It’s kind of like a dictionary–one word only leads you to more words, but never to the things the words supposedly represent.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But people being stoned to death because of their sexuality by a regime that represents no threat to anybody, that’s rather real, I would imagine, in the moment the rock breaks the skull.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 On the other other other hand, you have one sockpuppet that refers to another sockpuppet that refers to another sockpuppet, ad infinitum.<\/p>\n

Oh, look.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 TBogg, another stellar arbiter of civil speech <\/a>and well-reasoned debate\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0weighs in.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 If TBogg come, can Sadly, No! be far behind?<\/p>\n

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“Blasphemous cartoon?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 You, sir, are a blasphemous cartoon.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Sir!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The largest right-wing bloggers, such as Michelle Malkin and Charles Johnson, devote themselves on a virtually daily basis to condemning Muslims and mocking Islam. During the “Mohammed cartoon” controversy, they repeatedly published the blasphemous cartoons. Malkin has a blogger on her Hot Air blog who derisively blogs under the name “Allah”. Were fatwas issued against them? Are they living in seclusion, under 24-hour guard from the Grave Islamic Menace that<\/p>\n

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