{"id":9547,"date":"2007-08-02T13:01:23","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T19:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9547"},"modified":"2007-08-02T13:01:23","modified_gmt":"2007-08-02T19:01:23","slug":"my-nineteenth-brief-conversation-with-ghost-of-john-merrick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9547","title":{"rendered":"My nineteenth brief conversation with ghost of John Merrick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Merrick<\/strong>:  &#8220;I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>:  &#8220;Well, now let&#8217;s not get ahead of ourselves here, John.  Tell me, you ever do any gay porn?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Merrick<\/strong>:  &#8221; &#8212; I AM A HUMAN BEING!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>:  &#8220;So I take it that&#8217;s a &#8216;no,&#8217; then&#8230;?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merrick: &#8220;I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Well, now let&#8217;s not get ahead of ourselves here, John. Tell me, you ever do any gay porn?&#8221; Merrick: &#8221; &#8212; I AM A HUMAN BEING!&#8221; Me: &#8220;So I take it that&#8217;s a &#8216;no,&#8217; then&#8230;?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-brief-conversations-with-inanimate-objects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}