{"id":9142,"date":"2007-05-22T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T17:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9142"},"modified":"2007-05-22T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-22T17:09:00","slug":"were-i-to-pitch-a-sequel-to-desperately-seeking-susan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9142","title":{"rendered":"Were I to pitch a sequel to &#8216;Desperately Seeking Susan&#8217;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><i>Plot summary<\/i><\/b>:&nbsp; &#8220;Susan?&nbsp; Suse?&nbsp; Hello&#8230;?&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Shit, not <i>again<\/i>&#8230;&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n[&#8220;desperate seeking&#8221; commences \/ hilarity ensues.&nbsp; PG-13, mild sexual content,  profanity, bugs]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plot summary:&nbsp; &#8220;Susan?&nbsp; Suse?&nbsp; Hello&#8230;?&nbsp; &#8220;Shit, not again&#8230;&#8221; [&#8220;desperate seeking&#8221; commences \/ hilarity ensues.&nbsp; PG-13, mild sexual content, profanity, bugs]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9196393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9196393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}