Plot Summary<\/i><\/b>: “Oops. Nevermind. Just found her head in the freezer, wrapped in some butcher paper and tucked inside a plastic Target bag.\n<\/p>\n
\n“Must have forgotten to take my Haloperidol again. Which, if the last time is any indication, means that poor Susan likely looked for all the world to me like some giant evil chicken come to pilfer my emergency stash of Del Monte creamed corn, then dig out my entrails with its giant, mud-crusted evil chicken beak. Leaving me no choice but to defend myself with a cordless reciprocating saw.\n<\/p>\n
\n“My bad!”\n<\/p>\n
\n[courtroom “dramedy” \/ asylum hijinks. PG, psychosexual allusions, brief nudity, profanity, bugs]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Plot Summary: “Oops. Nevermind. Just found her head in the freezer, wrapped in some butcher paper and tucked inside a plastic Target bag. “Must have forgotten to take my Haloperidol again. Which, if the last time is any indication, means that poor Susan likely looked for all the world to me like some giant evil chicken come to pilfer my emergency stash of Del Monte creamed corn, then dig out<\/p>\n