{"id":9125,"date":"2007-05-24T10:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T17:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9125"},"modified":"2007-05-24T10:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T17:55:00","slug":"9-provisions-stricken-from-the-house-bill-making-gasoline-price-gouging-a-crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proteinwisdom.com\/?p=9125","title":{"rendered":"9 provisions stricken from the House bill making gasoline ‘price gouging’ a crime"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. “Oh.  And everybody gets free cable, too.”<\/li>\n
  2. “Replace the phallocentric-sounding ‘gouging’ with the more gender-neutral ‘rubbing.’”<\/li>\n
  3. “Free Mumia!”<\/li>\n
  4. “$1.49 for a Snicker’s Bar, eh?  Well, how you like us now<\/i>, Conoco ‘convenience’ store?”<\/li>\n
  5. “And of course, by forcing lower gas prices, we’ve made it easier for Bushco to BRING THE TROOPS HOW NOW!”<\/li>\n
  6. “The Man is going to be walking funny for a week after this one, you can bet your ass on that…”<\/li>\n
  7. “We furthermore declare that those caught price gouging while listening to anything by Phillips Craig and Dean<\/i> be doubly prosecuted, both for ‘gouging’ and under federal hate crime statutes.” <\/li>\n
  8. “And here you thought we all hated Bill O’Reilly.”<\/li>\n
  9. “Is that a vaguely worded, yet heavily-regulated pump restriction in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?”*<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    “Oh.  And everybody gets free cable, too.” “Replace the phallocentric-sounding ‘gouging’ with the more gender-neutral ‘rubbing.’” “Free Mumia!” “$1.49 for a Snicker’s Bar, eh?  Well, how you like us now, Conoco ‘convenience’ store?” “And of course, by forcing lower gas prices, we’ve made it easier for Bushco to BRING THE TROOPS HOW NOW!” “The Man is going to be walking funny for a week after this one, you can bet<\/p>\n

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